Reborn Christian warrior Stephen Baldwin, who isn’t necessarily a friend of the English language, is trying to get rich, bee-yotch! And of course he needs your help, which means there’s a web site for donations to his noble cause. If you don’t have diamonds, gold or other precious metals, you can of course donate via credit card. The money quote, via Andrew Sullivan and the site’s FAQ page:

Question: Why does Stephen need personal wealth?

Answer: Stephen’s influence is in Hollywood. Hollywood worships money and without it you are seen as a loser and cannot be an effective influence to this group.