Monthly Archives: September 2007

The Victim

The wave of fright flicks from the east isn’t limited to
movies from Korea
and Japan
. Thailand
is getting serious about its scares as well, as evidenced by films like Shutter and Dorm. Most recent on this list is The Victim, a movie inspired by actual criminal events, with many
of the scenes recreated in the film based on real crimes and shot on the actual
locations in Thailand.

The film’s story centers on Ting (Pitchanart Sakakorn), an
aspiring actress who dreams of becoming famous. One day the police ask her to
help solve a murder case by portraying a victim in the reenactment of the
crime. Ting relishes the opportunity, and is quickly asked to recreate fatal
experiences of other victims. Now a local celebrity, Ting is soon invited to
reenact a very high-profile murder case; the victim is a former Miss Thailand
and the murder especially gruesome and peculiar. However, this reenactment is
not like the others, as Ting, to her horror, genuinely feels the terrible pain
and suffering that the murdered beauty queen endured. Frantically searching for
answers, Ting fears she herself is in danger of becoming the next victim.

Directed by Monthon Arayangkoon, The Victim plays with certain tropes of twisted reality programming
in a manner not entirely unlike the recent Captivity. The acting is somewhat
uneven and there are certainly some issues with pacing, but the film does exude
a menace, and is well photographed and pieced together. Housed in a regular
Amray case in turn stored in a cardboard slipcover, Tartan’s DVD release of the
movie comes with a small collection of TV spots and a special making-of
featurette, as well as the original theatrical trailer. Presented in anamorphic
widescreen, it comes with solid DTS 5.1 and Dolby digital 5.1 audio tracks in
Thai, and the requisite English and Spanish subtitles. To purchase the movie via Amazon, click here.
C+ (Movie) B+ (Disc)

Grace Is Gone Re-Slated for December

The Weinstein Company has repositioned writer-director James Strouse’s Grace is Gone, starring John Cusack, for release on December 7, in an effort to jump on the train late in a battle for a Best Actor nomination. The movie, which premiered at Sundance earlier this year, is a weepy road trip drama about a father of two who learns that his wife has been killed while serving in Iraq, and must then cope with the dilemma of breaking the news to his daughters.

Fred Claus Trailers Leave Mixed Emotions

Trailers for Warner Bros.’ holiday comedy Fred Claus are up online, and while the teaser trailer — essentially just a couch-set fraternal conversation between Paul Giamatti’s Santa Claus and Vince Vaughn’s overshadowed brother — gives off a good vibe, the full-fledged version plays like something made much more for the Tim Allen set. Marauding elves are to be expected in any Christmas comedy that travels to the North Pole, I guess, but the broad slapstick stuff came off as just dispiriting, and there’s no particularly well defined two-way friction (that is, the stuff of comedic conflict) between Vaughn’s Fred and other characters. It comes off, here, at least, as a one-man performance piece, and that — despite my affection for Vaughn — could get very old very fast.

TWC, Exodus Draw Up Navy Seals Plan

The Weinstein Company and Exodus Film Group announced today
that Navy Seals, a story concept developed in-house at Exodus, will be the
first film under the two companies’ recently announced CG-animation co-production agreement
.
Under the strategic partnership, unveiled at this year’s Cannes Film Festival,
TWC and Exodus will jointly develop, produce and finance a multi-picture slate
of CG-animated feature films, DVDs and television series. This new initiative
first began a year ago when TWC picked up worldwide distribution rights to Igor, Exodus’ debut animated offering.

Navy Seals, an
adventurous family comedy, tells the story of an elite group of U.S. Navy dolphins who are captured; their only hope for rescue lies with a band of misfit seals
. “Our goal has been to develop ideas in-house that are
original and dynamic, and will resonate with audiences of all ages,” said Exodus
CEO John D. Eraklis. “Navy Seals is a hilarious adventure comedy inspired by
the very real heroics that marine mammals have played in the defense of our
country.”

Holly Hobbie: Best Friends Forever

Back in the 1980s, American Greetings charmed consumers
everywhere with its Care Bears and Strawberry Shortcake lines. Only slightly less
known was its Holly Hobbie line. The sweet and sparkling girl with the “twinkle
in her eye” gets her own showcase here on a new direct-to-DVD title, however, showing pre-teen girls that
good friends can be found in the most surprising places
.

A 44-minute special DVD, Holly
Hobbie: Best Friends Forever
is the latest title in an altogether charming little
series
(other titles include Surprise
Party
, Christmas Wishes and Secret Adventures) starring a new Holly
— with an updated, modern day spirit to go alongside her familiar and timeless
charm. Brought to life in richly back-grounded and colorful style by acclaimed
animators from Nickelodeon, and directed by Mario Piluso and Monte Young, Holly
is voiced by “tween” star Alyson Stoner (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody),
and features a theme song from Grammy-winning singer LeAnn Rimes.

The thinly sketched story centers on 10-year-old Holly and
her friends — Amy and Carrie, members of the Hey Girls Club — as they
experience a few milestones of joy and trepidation. Everyone in their idyllic
hometown of Clover is at first afraid of the person known as the “town witch,”
Annabelle (voiced by Happy Days’ Marion
Ross), until Holly finally faces her fears and takes the time to discover that
the witch is actually a wonderful old lady (and an old friend of her
great-grandmother) who’s actually just in need of some help.

Today’s Holly, the original’s great-granddaughter, is
perfectly poised to befriend a whole new generation of girls. In a sign of the
times, she wears boots and a funky signature cap complete with a touch of
gingham — a nod to the iconic bonnet worn by the classic character. The updated
Holly feels a deep sense of connection to her great-grandmother, and mirrors
her winning personality, creativity and warmth. As such, the character and this
title can be enjoyed by multiple generations together. And hey, between the
shenanigans of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, we’re more in need of positive
young female role models than ever
.

Housed in a regular Amray case in turn stored in a sturdy
cardboard slipcover, Holly Hobbie is
presented in 1.33:1 full-screen. The DVD includes a selection of all-new bonus
features
, including kid-friendly, jump-straight-to sing-alongs to two tunes from
the movie, including LeAnn Rimes’ performance of “Twinkle in Her Eye.” There’s
also a pop quiz game and a Holly Hobbie dress-up interactive game, too. To purchase the title via Amazon, meanwhile, click here.
B (Movie) B- (Disc)

100 Alices Fulfill Geek Wet Dream

Resident Evil: Extinction, Screen Gems’ corporate master Sony pulled a page from Eminem’s MTV Video Music Awards playbook from a few years back, decking out 100 models in the same red-slip-and-combat-boots get-up sported early in the movie by the franchise’s main character, Alice, played by Milla Jovovich. This is much better than the alternate plan, which called for 100 Oded Fehrs.

Jovovich was on hand, of course (below center, getting groped), but could hardly squeeze back into such a costume given that she’s expecting her first child, with fiancé and Resident Evil screenwriter Paul W.S. Anderson, in just under a month. The 100 Alices, meanwhile, were just happy that O.J. Simpson was out of town. Actually, probably pretty much everyone was happy that Simpson was out of town.

Across the Universe

At once lush and sloppy, Across the Universe recalls the sort of children’s artwork that parents display, proudly and rightly, on their refrigerators — work that is colorful, distinctive, and outside the lines of convention, but ultimately not meant for wide-scale embrace.

Evan Rachel Wood, above left). As directed by Julie Taymor (Frida, and Broadway’s smash hit adaptation of The Lion King), Across the Universe is powered by a very powerful aesthetic sensibility.

Cinematographer Bruno Delbonnel (Amélie) knows a thing or two about whimsicality, and pulls out all the stops here, resulting in an often beguiling visual experience. But if the movie has some fun cameos (Salma Hayek as a quintet of writhing nurses, plus Bono as a mutton-chopped, Neal Cassady-type preacher, outdone in camp theatricality only by Eddie Izzard’s Mad Hatter-esque Mr. Kite) and conjures a few sporadic moments of depth-charged feeling (“Revolution” is recast as a roiling, clench-jawed lovers’ spat), it also never lastingly gels into anything more than the sum of its art-project parts. Talking to a friend, I described the movie as a feminine ejaculation; I mean that largely as a compliment, but it also speaks to some of the movie’s limitations. For the original capsule review, from CityBeat, click here. I’ll likely have more discrete thoughts in a bit, as the film expands.

Bling: A Planet Rock

Written and directed by Raquel Cepeda, Bling: A Planet Rock is the perfect example of a movie that’s
pulled along by the weight and importance of its subject matter, versus its
subjects
. A documentary examination of the high cost of the conflict diamond
industry on war-torn Sierra Leone, the movie is essentially a travelogue in
which a few hip-hop heavy hitters (including Paul Wall, Raekwon and Tego
Calderón) travel to the West African country, in July of 2006, to come face to
face with the true cost of their “bling.”

A brief prologue uses interview snippets with other rap
superstars to set the scene. Says Kanye West: “It’s in us to want to shine,
from the time of kings and queens to show off our jewelry and gold. We’ve had,
for years, chains around our necks, but this time we’ve got diamonds in them.”
From there, it’s off to Sierra Leone,
where the group meets
victims of the “blood diamond” industry, including
miners, amputees and former child soldiers
. They’re accompanied by Ishmael
Beah, a former child soldier himself turned best-selling author (A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier),
and it’s his eloquence that stands in stark contrast to the inarticulateness of
Wall and the other subjects here
. His tale of miming Naughty By Nature’s “OPP”
and LL Cool J’s “I Need Love,” in an effort to convince an armed militia of the
improbable truth — that as kids he and his friends were merely hip-hop fans
traveling from one village to another, performing, rather than rebel spies — is
both riveting and sad.

Cepeda’s film does a pretty decent job of illustrating how “bling”
is so deeply entwined with urban culture, and the roster of interviews — which
includes chats with the aforementioned West, Big Daddy Kane, Jadakiss and Juelz
Santana — is impressive. The bulk of the movie, however, unfolds in situ against a backdrop of some
graphically intercut footage of Sierra Leone’s decade-long civil war (including
a head on a spike and a young boy getting his legs ripped apart and broken), a
battle that saw more than one million people killed, displaced, raped and
maimed. The gravity of this terrible human toll is undeniable, and several
native African rappers make a compelling case for how their aping of Western
culture has had a negative effect on their country
. These segments — at Koidu
Holdings, for instance, the country’s only industrial diamond mine — are
fascinating.

Still, Bling
suffers from something largely beyond its control — namely, the fact that its
subjects, even when confronted with this harsh peek behind the diamond trade’s
curtain, don’t necessarily have insightful qualities of immediate self-reflection and
verbalization about how this information impacts their worldview
. There are a lot of repetitive mutterings and “ya knows?” (And don’t get me
started on Texas-bred Paul Wall, whose steady stream of hickish inanities
boggles the mind.) Big points are doled out for intention and effort, and Bling highlights an important issue. A
bit more academic dissection and less celebrity wheel-spinning would have made
this title even better, however.

Housed in a regular Amray case in turn stored in a sleek,
attractive, black slipcase, Bling is
presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, with solid Dolby digital 2.0 stereo and
Dolby digital 5.0 surround sound audio tracks. To purchase the title via Amazon, click here.
C+ (Movie) B- (Disc)

Advance Thoughts on Lars and the Real Girl

I caught Ryan Gosling’s Lars and the Real Girl recently, and while it has absolutely no sort of breakout potential from a box office point-of-view (the quasi-floppage of this spring’s taut Fracture, deserving of a better fate, confirmed that), it’s quite a good little movie — not flat-out great, but definitely teetering on the edge of something special. The narrative situation, described in the link above, seems to lend itself to ha-ha comedy, but the parallel metaphor in Nancy Oliver’s debut feature script is thinly, artfully applied and Gosling knocks another performance out of the park. The movie treats his delusion and emotions seriously, so while laughs are wrung from the blank-faced reactions of those around Lars, the audience’s investment with him is sincere.

Brothers & Sisters: The First Season

Small screen family dramas are usually programs of smaller
margins and return, pitched toward captive, boomer-plus audiences who don’t
much escape the confines of their couches for entertainment options
. As such,
they can be (and typically are) constructed around one or two marginal stars or
recycled veterans; it’s a game of just a little ventured, something gained. Brothers & Sisters, however, has a
cast that makes you sit up and take notice
, something confirmed by the recent Emmy victory
of two-time Oscar winner Sally Field (Best Actress for 1979’s Norman Rae and 1984’s Places in the Heart), something
obviously surprising and warmly received, no matter how censored her acceptance
speech was.

Alias’ Rifkin does a turn as Nora’s
brother Saul, second in command of the Walker
family business, while erstwhile West
Wing
er and Democratic National Convention enthusiast Lowe plays Kitty’s
boyfriend, Senator Robert McAllister.

Produced by Ken Olin (the thirtysomething actor turned TV multi-hyphenate), Greg Berlanti (Everwood, Dawson’s Creek) and Jon Robin Baitz (a writer on The West Wing and Alias), the show’s strength lies in its blend of business, personal
and political intrigue, and well-crafted interplay. While the characters
themselves are not necessarily strikingly original, all of the members of the
stellar cast breathe fresh life into their subjects, and Brothers & Sisters’ mealtime scenes are a delight — albeit
sometimes a wince-inducing one, full as they are of shrewd detail
. There’s also
a lot of room for both growth and conflict, as evidenced by shifting alliances
and leaked secrets, big and small. The show’s smart direction, meanwhile, is
evident in the manner in which previous crutches of some of the featured actors
— Getty’s squinty posing, say, or Flockhart’s wide-eyed, parakeet mania — are
either tamped down or used for effect, commented upon by their screen siblings.

Spread out over six discs and housed in a sturdy cardboard
slipcase, Brothers & Sisters is
presented in a 1.78:1 aspect ratio, with a Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound audio
track. Alongside all the outstanding episodes from the show’s first season is a
special, bonus un-aired episode, intended to be the first full-fledged episode
after the pilot. Other revealing supplemental features include a half-hour, general
making-of featurette which leaves no Walker

family stone unturned and a special, six-minute behind-the-scenes segment on
the cast members comprising first half of the series’ title, tagging along with
Getty, Annable and Rhys. A brief segment entitled “Family Business,” meanwhile,
introduces fans to Olin’s family, the real family story behind the show’s
success. Rounding things out are two-and-a-half-minute blooper reel, a small
clutch of deleted scenes and audio commentaries on four episodes from the
aforementioned producers and other behind-the-scenes creative folks, making for
a superlative package. B+ (Series) A- (Disc)

Steven Seagal Achieves Higher Learning

While meta-action fans anxiously await his turn as “Cock Puncher” in the Untitled Onion Movie, Steven Seagal is still wheeling and dealing, thank you very much. Per The Hollywood Reporter, his rather amazing auteurship will continue with A Higher Form of Learning, an action thriller from Insight Film Studios and Cinetel that Seagal wrote and will star in. This comes on the heels of Prince of Pistols, Seagal’s recent directorial follow-up to 1994’s On Deadly Ground — which helped Michael Caine make mortgage payments, and also featured Billy Bob Thornton. A Higher Form of Learning reportedly centers on a detective who travels the world
in pursuit of serial killers. Before long, he finds himself walking in Memphis, hunting two
murderers while also chasing his own demons. As of press time, there was no word on whether said demons were masters of sartorial weight control…

Jessica Alba Is Bikini-riffic!

Atta boy, Paul Walker! I’d originally grabbed this photo as part of a longer and almost serious piece meant to highlight the work of John Stockwell as Hollywood’s preeminent modern-day butt fetishist, but with Good Luck Chuck just around the bend, it seems as good a time as any to just slap this up in half-assed fashion (pun embraced, if not originally intended).

Turistas. I’m just wondering — and a little nervous — about how this predilection is going to get folded into Stockwell’s next film, Middle of Nowhere, starring Anton Yelchin and Susan Sarandon. It better come in the form of Eva Amurri, Sarandon’s real-life daughter. Fingers crossed, y’all…

Aronofsky Offers Up Fountain Commentary

So Darren Aronofsky is not particularly happy with Warner Bros., or their DVD treatment of his most recent film, The Fountain. Apparently they flat-out wouldn’t let him record an audio commentary track. Still, he doesn’t broadcast his displeasure in arm-flapping fashion. Instead, he’s merely done his own commentary track, and posted it on his web site. Score!

Recorded on May 10 in his living room in New York City, the track is a pretty fascinating listen, regardless of what one might think of the film. In talking about the feeling that the science-fiction genre has been hijacked by techno-lust, Aronofsky promises “not to talk too much about what the film is about and clear up any of the questions people have,” but instead just about some of the experiences of making the movie, and its inspiration, from Mayan subculture to enlightenment and reincarnation. Extra great news — you can download the track, save it to desktop, import into iTunes, etcetera. Clearly this, along with a tip of the cap to something like Cameron Crowe’s Led Zeppelin play-along instructions on the “Untitled Bootleg” (commercially available) cut of Almost Famous, augurs great things for the future of artist-audience interactivity, and circumventing corporate gate-keepers.

Daniel Radcliffe To Take Nakedness to Broadway

Despite all the gossip-page chatter, Daniel Radcliffe has
found reaction to his much-discussed disrobing in a West End
stage production of Equus
(below) to be
almost entirely encouraging. “No one actually [has] come up to me and talked to
me on the street about it. Everyone I’ve talked to has been really, really
positive about it,” says Radcliffe at the recent press day for December Boys.
“There’s a paper in England
— which shall remain nameless, but isn’t exactly a bastion of truth — and they
printed a story which was written about ‘an angry mother, unnamed.’ And I was just
thinking, ‘Yeah, I’m not sure that this angry mother exists
. I think this paper
has invented this angry mother to try to perpetrate a bit of a backlash toward the show.’”

was getting pretty nervous, wondering if the critics were going to
go to this just because I’m in it, or what’s going to happen,” he says. “And
actually they didn’t, which I was really happy about. The thing that I just had
to keep reminding myself was that this was being designed by John Napier, who
designed the original. I’m being directed by Thea Sharrock, who probably will
end up being one of the most important directors in British theater. I’m with
Richard Griffiths, who has more experience than most other stage actors… it’s
lit by David Hersey. If I’m going to screw up, I couldn’t screw up with better
people around me, which is quite a comforting thought.”

Far from screwing up, the show’s commercial and critical embrace has spawned talk of a tour across the pond. Radcliffe, for his part, is game. “Next year in New York
I might be doing Equus on Broadway,
which would be very exciting,” he says. “It seems more probable by the day that it will
happen, which is great news, and terribly exciting.”

Sean Penn Digs MC Hammer

Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder provides the bulk of the rumbling, original song soundtrack for Sean Penn’s Into the Wild, though alt-rock Americana tunes of yore are also carefully folded into the margins. The most bizarre soundtrack inclusion, though? MC Hammer’s “U Can’t Touch This.” Seriously…

Dennis Locorriere Hooks Boomer Music Fans

Dennis Locorriere was a founding member of psychedelic pop
group Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, and the lead singer of almost all of the
group’s hit records and most memorable songs. As one of the biggest bands in the
world in the 1970s and early ’80s, Dr. Hook’s plaudits are impressive — a slate
that includes more than 60 gold and platinum albums for Locorriere. Now boomers can relive some of those magical nights with Dennis Locorriere: The Unique Voice of Dr. Hook. Years on, he still has one of the
finest voices around, and impassioned heartbreak and lost innocence are his memes, which he trades in without reservation.

Directed by Robert Garofalo, this two-hour concert disc features
all the hits fans know and love. Recorded at the first British Acoustic Festival
held in Shrewsbury in the summer of 2006, its track listing is as follows: “Walk Right In,” “Only Sixteen,” “Sharing the Night Together,” “A Couple More Years,” “I Don’t Want to Be Alone Tonight,” “Freakin’ at the Freaker’s Ball,” “Better Love Next Time,” “Sleeping Late,” “Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk,” “When You’re in Love with a Beautiful Woman,” “The Millionaire,” “A Little Bit More,” “More Like the Movies,” “Hearts (Like Yours and Mine),” “If Not You,” “The Cover of the Rolling Stone,” “Sexy Eyes,” “Sylvia’s Mother,” “You Make My Pants Want to Get Up and Dance,” “Queen of the Silver Dollar,” “The Ballad of Lucy Jordan” and “Years From Now.” Special bonus features, running just over 35 minutes,
include behind-the-scenes footage, a photo gallery, a glimpse at an exclusive acoustic
studio recording session from Shepperton Film Studios earlier this year, and a backstage interview with Locorriere
. For more information, click here; to purchase the DVD title via Amazon, click here.

Zoe Saldana Joins Star Trek Cast

Avatar co-star and Barack Obama supporter Zoe Saldana has joined the cast of J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek, according to Variety. She’ll play Uhura, a member of the bridge crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise who eventually rose to the rank of commander; Nichelle Nichols originated the role on the famous small screen sci-fi series.

Abrams is producing Star Trek, which revolves around the crew’s early
days at Starfleet Academy, through his Paramount-based Bad Robot
shingle. So far, Saldana joins Zachary Quinto, cast as the young Spock, and Anton Yelchin, cast as Pavel Checkov. Filming commences in November.

Guyana Tragedy: The Jim Jones Story

Originally broadcast in 1980 as a two-part television movie, this gripping recreation of the horrible tragedy of the Jonestown mass suicide in November 1978 connects largely owing to the mesmeric, Emmy-winning lead performance of Powers Boothe.

Directed by William Graham, Guyana Tragedy: The Jim Jones Story features a cast stuffed with heavyweight names and familiar faces — James Earl Jones, Ned Beatty, Brad Dourif, Diane Ladd, Meg Foster, Randy Quaid, Levar Burton, Colleen Dewhurst, Rosalind Cash, Veronica Cartwright and Irene Cara are among the supporting players with roles large and small — but it’s undisputably Boothe who anchors the tale of San Francisco preacher Jones, who relocated his followers to a religious colony carved from scratch into a remote South American jungle. Tracing Jones’ early social activist period to his rise as an ego-driven, modern day messiah, Guyana Tragedy wrings a lot of production value from its relatively low budget. And the climactic suicide sequence is convincingly recreated in quasi-documentary style, a credit to Graham. But the movie’s script — and in particular the dialogue — never gives the broader elements of the story (the social turmoil of the time, particularly among working-class-poor African-Americans) a full, insightful reckoning, so we’re left at a loss for the ingredients that informed a lot of Jones’ disciples, and made the Kool Aid-laced suicide of 913 individuals, including many women and children, possible. Boothe makes up for a lot of that with his eyes — he’s an ace at conveying compassion and dead-pool menace within the span of a single conversation — but the 189-minute running time requires a bit more, truth be told.

Housed on a region-free disc in a regular Amaray case, Guyana Tragedy: The Jim Jones Story comes presented in its original 1.33:1 full screen aspect ratio, with a billed Dolby digital soundtrack that suffers from a few pops and some seeming warping or range compression. Trailers for other VCI Entertainment releases are included, along with brief cast biographies. Yes, this is unfortunately a case of one of those releases — like in the early days of DVD — that bills “scene selection” as a supplemental extra, which is really a shame. Boothe won a flipping Emmy for this, and Robert Rodriguez has gone on record as saying that was one of the reasons he cast him in Sin City, so why weren’t Boothe’s representatives on the ball on this one? Even if they had to give up some time gratis, surely the profile bump of an honestly reflective DVD release would have earned the actor a bump in profile, and possibly some new industry fans. Alas, the lack of bonus features is Guyana Tragedy‘s real tragedy. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. C (Movie) D- (Disc)

Oh, Orenthal… (Again)

So O.J. Simpson is being held without bail in Las Vegas on charges related to an alleged armed robbery of sports memorabilia.
Las
Vegas police arrested Simpson in his hotel room, saying he was part of
an armed group that burst into a room at another hotel Thursday night
to steal thousands of dollars worth of collectibles. Oh, Orenthal… <insert deep sigh here> I hate to play the prophet card, but here we go…

Jodie Foster Jacks Box Office… and You’re Next

Though not on par with previous thrillers Flightplan and Panic Room, Jodie Foster’s gritty, involving The Brave One topped the box office this weekend, ringing up an estimated $14 million on just over 3,300 screens.

3:10 to Yuma, shot up another $9.2 million, which was good enough to hang on to the second spot at the box office.

New openers Mr. Woodcock and South Korean import Dragon Wars, pulled in $9.1 million and $5.4 million, respectively, each bowing at more than 2,230 theaters. The rest of the top 10 was comprised of summer holdovers, with Superbad (which has now crossed $110 million) and Rob Zombie’s Halloween each tallying another $5 million and change, Matt Damon’s The Bourne Ultimatum picking up $4.1 million to pass the $215 million mark domestically (by far the tops in the series), and ping pong comedy Balls of Fury paddling its way to another $3.3 million, good for a $28.8 million total in its third week of release. In its second week, New Line’s super-stylized Shoot ‘Em Up tumbled out of the top 10, down 55 percent to $2.6 million.

In extremely limited release, finally, Across the Universe, a sprawling love story set to the tunes of the Beatles and starring Evan Rachel Wood, pulled in $685,000 at 23 sites. Expanding in air-quote fashion from its New York bow (from a total of two theaters to five), director Griffin Dunne’s Fierce People picked up just over $24,000. Daniel Radcliffe’s December Boys, meanwhile, rang up only $18,000 at four theaters, proving Harry Potter’s wizardry can only do so much.

Go to Hell, Drumline…

I live near a high school, and man do I hate their fucking early morning, inane and repetitive band practice! So much so that I’m considering creating an endowment for a silent poetry reading club…

Day of Locust Screens in Los Angeles

For those in Los Angeles, the Egyptian Theatre hosts an Art
Directors Society screening of director John Schlesinger’s Day of the Locust on Sunday, September 23 at 5:30 p.m. Starring Donald
Sutherland, Burgess Meredith and Karen Black as 1930s Hollywood players
suffering against the backdrop of the soulless yet glitzy façade of the
industry, the 1975 movie suffers frequently in celebration and remembrance due to the stacked slate of
other films of that year, but it’s a compelling work that holds up quite well. This
screening is a tribute to art director Richard MacDonald, and followed by a
discussion after the screening with his widow, Oscar-winning costume designer Ruth
Myers. Tickets are available through Fandango, but for more information, call (323) 466-FILM
and/or click here.

Mr. Woodcock

When it was first announced in the trades, Mr. Woodcock had
the undeniable ring of truth on its side
. After all, if one couldn’t
directly relate to being tormented by a school gym teacher, then
certainly there were memories of another kid — some pudgy,
huffing, out-of-shape wallflower — serving as the constant whipping
post of a cruelly hyper-vigilant instructor. The movie’s pairing, too,
seemed an inspired one, with Billy Bob Thornton playing the titular
unrepentant jackass and Seann William Scott starring as the now-adult
object of his psychological persecution, a self-help author who returns
to his small, Midwestern hometown to find his mom dating his former
nemesis. Sadly, a post-mortem reveals nothing to the distracted,
scattershot-vision Mr. Woodcock but shattered hopes and expectations
, and lots of uncomfortable silences. This just isn’t a very funny movie.

Though its faults don’t really lie with him, Mr. Woodcock is still most interesting when viewed through the prism of Thornton’s career. Despite possessing a genuine chameleonic quality (see The Man Who Wasn’t There, in addition to Sling Blade),
Thornton frequently finds a way to make parts bend more naturally to
him without it coming off as crass or lazy
. Five times married and five
times divorced, he wears his troubles, mania and insecurities (like his
genuine, perhaps only slightly overstated phobia of antique furniture,
let’s say) on his sleeve, and this somehow makes him more endearing.
It’s interesting, then, that Thornton would become embraced for playing
assertive, caustic types, when in reality he’s so little like that
.

1999’s Pushing Tin actually presaged greater successes to come, because
it showcased so nicely the playful naughtiness of Thornton’s
hollow-cheeked, arch-browed deviousness
. Films following clearly in
that vein were the mid-sized, foul-mouthed cult hit Bad Santa, and subsequent remakes of Bad News Bears and School for Scoundrels, though each was rightly judged by the marketplace, and grossed less than its predecessor.
Mr. Woodcock, unfortunately, continues that downward qualitative
trend
, and will likely do the same at the box office after lethal
word-of-mouth spreads.

A troubled production that saw original director Craig Gillespie (Lars and the Real Girl) booted, and Wedding Crashers
helmer David Dobkins come in for re-shoots (he takes a producer’s
credit on the final product), Mr. Woodcock is a mish-mashed affair that
never cultivates a cogent comedic point-of-view
. Is the movie essentially about Scott’s character, John Farley, and his inner demons, however
colorful and writ large? Is it a crude, enthusiastically broad
slapstick comedy, as the poster and some TV advertisements would
suggest? Or is it a combative story of masculine competition, with a
young buck rising to physically take on and figuratively slay the
twisted inspiration of his personal makeover? In servicing each of
these strands in elementary, hopscotch fashion, no satisfying depth is
developed
. Woodcock’s SOB father (Bill Macy) is trotted out but left
mostly unexplored as the root cause of his son’s bitterness, while Amy Poehler — as John’s voluble, alcoholic
literary agent — is left to amuse only herself. Abandoned as he is here by the material, meanwhile, one has to wonder if it isn’t
time for Thornton to hang up the high-beam glare and snappish guise for
a while
. An extended layover might further whet audience appetites, making a bitter screen return eight or 10 years hence even sweeter. For the full review, from FilmStew, click here.

Happy Birthday, Tommy Lee Jones

It’s a happy birthday to Tommy Lee Jones, who turns 61 today and probably celebrates, wherever he is, by conducting a hard-target
search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse,
outhouse and doghouse in that area… for Twinkies.

True story: I was riding down an elevator with Jones and Susan Sarandon recently at the press day for In the Valley of Elah, and there was some pleasant, back-and-forth, catch-up chit-chat about the domestic preparations of sending kids off to school. Jones said he had just gotten back from dropping off his daughter at boarding school in Asheville. Then, he added pointedly, “She’s down there with her idiot mother.” (I guess this would be Kimberlea Gayle Cloughley, his second wife.) Oooh, tangential, pointless denigration! Kind of awkward, really…