Category Archives: Musings

Dennis Miller, Eclectic Pragmatist

Politico has up an interesting interview with Dennis Miller in which the actor-comedian talks about his political views, characterizing them as eclectic pragmatism. “I have wildly swinging opinions, but through some sort of
ideological feng shui they end up in the middle — some swing far to the
left, others to the far right,” he says. “I’m for the war, but I’m also for gay
marriage. I don’t care if two folks with the same genitalia want to get
hitched, I just don’t want some asshole from another country coming over
here and blowing up their wedding
to make a political statement.” This is another way of saying Miller is engaged with the culture and world around him — someone who reasons through a social or political issue, not merely filtering it through a lens of partisan ideology, and arrives at a personal feeling about how it impacts him. Regardless of what you think of the guy, or any of his specific views, we need more people thinking like this.

Fox Doesn’t Offer Transparency for Mirrors

For those who like to read between the lines and be informed about such matters, in keeping with recently established end-around tradition for both much of its in-house product and horror movies in general, no matter the rating, 20th Century Fox will not screen Alexandre Aja’s Mirrors for critics.

Disappointing, but no big shock, really. What’s notable is that this tack of cloak-and-dagger anti-publicity didn’t at all help The X-Files: I Want to Believe, which grossed one-third of the opening weekend haul of its 1998 predecessor, or Eddie Murphy’s Meet Dave, which bombed to the tune of a $5.3 million bow. Each of those films screened in highly selective, opt-in fashion, just like The Happening. Yet despite the clearly demonstrated lack of success in prying first-weekend filmgoer dollars out of wallets merely by airwave promotional carpet-bombing, 20th Century Fox seems intent on pursuing this strategy. The dirty truth is that while things are changing, yes, and there is a “wild west” element to film criticism on the Internet, you still have to get down and do the dirty work — all the foot-soldier stuff that publicity involves. An air war alone (or trying to “message manage” through a couple corruptible sites) won’t win out for a full year’s slate.

Pants Sisterhood Has Ethnic Fever

Just observationally, an interesting thing about The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 is all the ethnic cross-pollination on display in its romantic relationships, which would surely irritate Samuel L. Jackson’s character from the forthcoming Lakeview Terrace, as well as bigots… or, I’m sorry, “those of a certain generation” everywhere.

Summoning up fleeting memories of Mandingo, Alexis Bledel’s character falls for an African-American nude model (Jesse Williams) from her figure-sketching class, complicating a potential reconciliation with her Greek national crush (Michael Rady) from the first movie. Amber Tamblyn’s character does the deed with her Asian boyfriend (Leonardo Nam, returning from the first film) while, in a racial inversion of the previous couplings, America Ferrera’s character goes to a summer theater program and develops feelings for a British actor (Tom Wisdom). (Blake Lively’s character is conspicuously out of commission on the crushes in this flick, after having pursued a disastrous, self-destructive relationship in the first film.)

I don’t profess to know what this all really means, as these castings, if different in a few specific details, are still true to the source material — four hit books. So it’s not part of a secret Hollywood agenda. It would seem to highlight, however, the increasing indifference toward race among young people that has helped power and lift the candidacy of Barack Obama. We like what we see and know, and as more and more kids grow up and pursue educations in integrated environments, it’s not a big deal to date outside of one’s ethnic group, and/or have friends that do the same.

Lakeview Terrace Seems a Weird Fit for Neil LaBute

I’ve now twice watched the trailer for Lakeview Terrace, a September flick about Samuel L. Jackson’s problems with a young couple that moves in next door, and apart from the major themes of discord there’s little to suggest it as the work of director Neil LaBute, whose career has taken a decidedly bizarre turn ever since 2003’s The Shape of Things. It feels more like a film for Gregory Hoblit (Fracture, Untraceable) or someone of that ilk, a respectable genre hand who has a touch of “thriller” experience. Maybe Harold Becker, if he’s still working. In short, it doesn’t seem like a work that allows for the imprint of much of a worldview, or sense of personality. Who knows, though — maybe that was part of the appeal for LaBute, after the commercial washout of The Wicker Man, abetted by Warner Bros.’ snuff publicity campaign.

On the plus side, I dig the matter-of-fact manner in which it presents the interracial marriage between Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington, which is more than heavily implied as being at the core of Jackson’s problems with his new neighbors. That’s refreshing. Halfway through the film’s trailer it also plays the “color” card — as in blue, since Jackson’s character is a cop — which would seem to be a really effective second act twist played too soon (a la Ransom‘s ante-upping bounty), though there’s no evidence that the script is that intelligently withholding, since a few intercut scenes seem to show Jackson engaging in workplace shootouts and/or skull-cracking, which are probably an introduction to his character. I’ll be seeing the film fairly soon, and might revisit some of this in non-spoiler-ish fashion, we’ll see.

Disaster Movie Poster Is Half True

After cycling through a couple long-lead teasers early on, the main theatrical poster for Lionsgate’s forthcoming Disaster Movie, which of course echoes back to the crammed visual-gag posters for Superhero Movie, Scary Movie and all the other spoof flicks of the past half-dozen years, just goes kitchen-sink character collection, under the tagline, “Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed.”

I suppose I get all the superhero inclusions (The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Hellboy), but then there’s visual riffs on… Juno, Enchanted and High School Musical? Plus animated flicks like Alvin and the Chipmunks and Kung Fu Panda? Am I the only one confused, and disheartened? Ever since Not Another Teen Movie, which actually had some smarts, these genre-spoofing titles have, broadly speaking, been on a big-time downward slide, from an already middling perch. And sure, cheats have been part of the last couple Scary Movie flicks, but are filmmakers (and I guess I’m thinking chiefly, though not exclusively, of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, who’re jointly responsible for Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and now this latest flick) even trying anymore? Hell, are executives even reading scripts anymore, or are these things greenlit solely on a title and coverage written up by a 22-year-old intern fresh off the bus from Ball State?

I assume (hope?) there’s at least some tossed-off plot contrivance that serves as a tip of the cap to the title, but if you’re not trying first and foremost to lampoon genre conventions why call it Disaster Movie, I guess is my point — why not just Popular Movie, or Money-Making Movie? And, more to the point, can flat-tire “satires” of this ilk — which seem to consist of people dressed up like characters from other movies, doing bad impressions and getting hit in the balls or plowed over by speeding vehicles — be long for a world in which any number of YouTube creations can offer the same sort cheap, dumb, double-F laffs, and often do it much better?

McCain Campaign Goes Weird, Cranky with Ads

John McCain has concluded a strange week of brush-back pitches against Barack Obama, dropping three different attack ads, each seemingly designed to scare up as much mainstream news coverage as anything else. The first, a blistering rebuke of Obama for failing to visit wounded troops at Landstuhl Air Force base during the return from his European swing, is undercut by, you know, a lack of facts on the ground.

The second ad — a weird poke at Obama’s celebrity, visually comparing him to both Paris Hilton (whose parents, ironically, are max-donors to the McCain campaign) and Britney Spears, i.e., “an empty vessel” — seems to suggest it’s a bad idea to support an American leader who might also be able to capture the imagination of anyone overseas. (Picking up on this assault on optimism, advocacy group MoveOn.org responded with an ad buy of their own, directed by actor Rider Strong, which mockingly presented hope as a communicable disease.)

Upping the strangeness quotient even further, McCain’s latest ad, titled “The One,” features out-of-context clips of Obama talking up his campaign as part of a movement greater than him, and then closes with a comparison to Charlton Heston’s Moses from The Ten Commandments, ceding, “Obama may be ‘The One,’ but is he ready to lead?”

To me, this isn’t so much a “kitchen sink strategy” as it is the farcical, kids movie version of this scheme, where plastic toys, sofa cushions and a blanket are thrown at a rampaging sibling in an effort to slow his or her momentum. The first ad was a bit scummy (though still fairly mild by the Karl Rove-ian standards of recent electoral politics), but mainly it’s just stupid; this belies the claims of high-road, issues-oriented outreach, and kind of underscores the arm’s-length disdain and condescension with which the McCain campaign has treated the Obama campaign. I know this, though: Treating hope as a piñata, and mocking or questioning as somehow insincere or dubious the optimism and sort of desperate desire to reconnect and repair that a lot of people — many of whom haven’t given two shits about a national political election in decades, if their lifetimes — feel is on a very basic level a bit despicable, and probably a bad political play, too. I know they’re running behind and don’t have the advantage of many intangibles, but this tack didn’t work out very well for Hillary Clinton, in case the McCain camp didn’t notice.

First Dubya Trailer Leaks to “Internets”

It likely won’t last long, given that they’re still cutting and this isn’t the official version, but the first trailer* for Oliver Stone’s W. (yep, with a period) is up on YouTube, and offers a confirmative glance at the Shakespearean familial grappling it assays. (*Note: see below.) Starring Josh Brolin as the current President Bush and James Cromwell as his daddy, #41, the film, of course, is a look at the wayward youth and young adulthood of our still-commander in chief, and how he turned things around to, you know, rule the free world.

It’s a brief, fairly simple thing, this trailer, effectively conveying the I’ll-show-you fire that, once lit, powered Dubya out of the wilderness and into the limelight. It ends with a role call of some of the bit players — Laura Bush (Elizabeth Banks), Condoleezza Rice (Thandie Newton), Colin Powell (Jeffrey Wright), Donald Rumsfeld (Scott Glenn), Karl Rove (Toby Jones), Dick Cheney (Richard Dreyfuss) — that have helped make up the tragicomedy of the last eight years. A couple impressions: the make-up jobs range from spot-on to a bit awkward, but the musical choice of “What a Wonderful World” (nudge, nudge… yeah, I get it) is a cop-out, and only serves to underline and buttress the knee-jerk reactions this film engenders. Also, if Jason Ritter (b. 1980) really is playing Jeb Bush, that’s a bit disappointing, only insofar as it indicates the focal limitations of this pared-down piece; the flaming wreckage of Jeb’s political career, as seen through his eyes or his father’s, would have made for a really good scene or two, flash-forward.

Still, regardless of the probative value as it relates to his presidency, the movie is a pleasure to have exist, if only for the socio-entertainment coverage it will foist upon the MSNBC and CNN reporters (always good for laughs), and the spin that will emerge from the Bushies and their surrogates when they’re dutifully trotted out to nitpick over this detail or that. I’m sure it’ll make for a couple great segments on The Daily Show, too. W. releases in mid-October, from Lionsgate.

* UPDATE, 7/28: The official trailer, running basically the same length, is now online, but the version with slightly saltier language (e.g., #41’s paternal admonition about “chasing tail,” is still available here, and here, if you beat the copyright police.)

Harold & Kumar 3 Given Green Light*

In what has to be considered good news for fans of both weed-sparked humor and Neil Patrick Harris, it’s being reported by Variety that Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg, who wrote Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle and Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, and directed the latter, will return as multi-hyphenates for a third installment in the outrageous comedy series.

Stars Kal Penn and John Cho (above, left to right) will reprise their roles as the ganja-loving duo, and Warner Bros., which absorbed New Line in February of this year, will likely distribute the third flick, to be produced by Mandate Pictures. This is the rare case of a financial no-brainer — the first film grossed $23 million worldwide on a $9 million budget, and was understandably a DVD smash, while the second installment pushed its cumulative haul to $40 million, with only a slip up-tick in cost — that also makes sense from a creative standpoint, given that Hurwitz and Schlossberg took so easily and breezily to life behind the camera. Yes, the movies are at their core  basically just lewd, pot-infused, culturally-tweaked re-imaginations of The Odd Couple, but Hurwitz and Schlossberg exhibited a fairly deft touch with both topical political humor and cross-cut comedy of racial expectation, while keeping it all nicely rooted in character. Ideally this movie would be best served by a break of a couple years — allowing a new presidential administration to establish a foothold, and a slightly new tone of the country to be set — but of course the marketplace likely won’t allow that. So we’ll see what happens.

* – and by green I mean weed, see?

Did Michael Jackson Molest Corey Haim?

So the second season of A&E’s The Two Coreys, assessing the cracked real-life friendship of frequent 1980s big screen costars Corey Feldman and Corey Haim (below left), is underway, and it’s somehow even more of a deliciously awful train wreck than the first go-round. I TiVoed a block of episodes this past weekend and powered through them over lunch one day, boiling out the snow and editing overlaps.

The result is a wince-inducing snapshot of how Hollywood excess puts fragile egos and relationships through the wringer. One of the more jaw-dropping moments comes early on, when a contrived, late-night, face-to-face meeting at a local deli, the first time the pair has seen each other in six months, turns into a game of laid-bare, accusatory/confessional one-upsmanship. Haim lets loose with the best rant, thusly: “You opening up to the world about me having a knife in my pocket, and the reason I wear this (indicating wristband) being to cover some scars I have because I used to cut into myself because it’s a way to feel — you just ripped the envelope, man. So I’ll go you one better. You let me get fucked around in my life, man, raped, so to speak, when I was about 14-and-a-half. And I’m saying this right now — by a guy you used to hang out with. What’d you do when you saw that shit going down and knew about it — besides being his best friend, what’d you do? What’d you do? Fuck all is what you did… lines of cocaine with me. God bless you!”

Rather naturally, one’s mind immediately leaps to Feldman’s very famous “best friend” at the time — singer Michael Jackson. Feldman, who turns 37 on Wednesday, July 16, says that it was his own personal assistant at the time who molested him, and that may well be true, but given sexual predators’ ability to hone in on people who have been previously victimized in their lives, all sorts of creepy questions linger.

The enmity and turbulence on display here is real, just as much as the depth of the original friendship, but of course some of the dressing is for purposes of self-serving pattycake, so Feldman and Haim agree to see a couples therapist together, to help them talk through some of their issues. Apart from learning that the married Feldman hosts poker nights with Matthew Nelson — half of the same-named, ’90s hair-metal-pop band — one also relatively easily gets the feeling that Feldman likes having someone in his life a couple stations beneath him. Perhaps subconsciously, perhaps not. It seems to serve as a measure of positive reinforcement for what he’s accomplished. The harsh truth is that one senses these guys could be sincere, lasting friends again, but never if Feldman were to somehow be “eclipsed” by Haim, either through the latter’s ascension or his own slippage.

Haim picks up on this, on a nonverbal, subconscious level, and it’s often the spark that sets off his powder keg of irrationality. The amount of pain and angsty energy coming off this guy is huuuge, and it warps his decision-making — or at least prevents him from seeing easily forecast possible consequences of his impulsive behavior, like buying an ad of self-touted comeback in Variety. The therapist prescribes Haim a bit of art therapy, and advises him to “paint the pain, not the anger,” the latter emotion of course being tied up in the career that he pissed away. Later episodes find Haim fumbling toward revelation and self-betterment (compiling a lengthy list of people to apologize to, he begins dictating to his assistant thusly: “Todd Bridges, Winona Ryder, Alyssa Milano, Nicole Eggert — just go ahead and put all my ex-girlfriends — Joel Schumacher… probably Richard Donner”), but there’s backsliding during the filming of a cameo in a sequel to Lost Boys, and it’s of the variety that doesn’t give one much immediate hope.

Self-medicating on prescribed anti-anxiety pills, Haim slurs his lines, screws up rehearsal and causes a scene on set. For a while he denies taking any drugs, then cops to having had an extra one the night before filming, to try to settle and center himself. It didn’t work, obviously. And so the shame spiral begins anew, sadly.

Happy Birthday, Eva Green

It’s a happy birthday to Parisian-born Bond babe Eva Green, who turns 28 today, and probably celebrates with a baguette. I didn’t (yet) catch The Golden Compass, but in everything else I’ve seen Green in she radiates a certain dangerousness. She’s the girl in high school that knows something about you that you don’t even know about yourself, and the uncertainty over her intentions with that information inspires a certain intimidation. Cruel? Kind? Vamp? Vixen? You’re not quite sure.

If you require more skin, go do a Google search for Bernardo Bertolucci’s The Dreamers, not to be confused with The Others or The Strangers.

Vanity Fair Offers Up Post-Mortem of Clinton Campaign

Gail Sheehy’s lengthy post-mortem on the Hillary Clinton campaign, for Vanity Fair, is at once a fascinating and — for anyone who followed the particulars of the Democratic primary race the past six months — familiar read. Screw Primary Colors, this may be the real political psychodrama of our time, ripe for its own roman a clef treatment. It’s all there — the perpetual bafflement at Obama’s non-­belligerence; the serial campaign mismanagement and bickering between Clinton’s “Big Five” (Patti Solis Doyle, Harold Ickes, Mark Penn, Howard Wolfson and Mandy Grunwald); the ravings of pollster Penn, convinced that Hillary needed to throw around more weight than any
man in order to meet the commander in chief threshold test, and how this approach was normalized by the experience of the Clintons’ White House years; and yes, even the “dark clot of wishful thinking” that broke loose with Hillary’s invocation of Robert Kennedy’s assassination in June of 1968.

A lot of this piece is re-tilled Earth in the macro sense, but it’s got great detail. Among the notable revelations is news that, long before the Bosnia sniper-fire issue, another one of Clinton’s signature stories — about a young woman who worked for minimum wage,
was uninsured, and who got pregnant — was apocryphal at best, riddled with inaccuracies that seem to indicate a willful neglecting of facts. And then there’s this quote from Leon Panetta, Bill Clinton’s former chief of staff: “There are moments when [the Clintons] want to hear from the
dark side because that may be the only way to win
. …Losing is not part
of their vocabulary. They know no limits when it comes to the energy
and tactics they will use — no matter how distasteful.” For the full read, click here.

Bush Is Hated, Even By Taggers

I wasn’t really around for Richard Nixon’s Watergate flameout, but was there as much enmity toward the man as there now is toward President Bush, or was he generally regarded as more of a sad, pathetic bastard who’d merely written his own political obituary, and in the process inadvertently exposed the country to his own darkly paranoid worldview?

Largely because of the war in Iraq, of course, there’s no such oh-it’s-just-politics pass for Bush, whose current 25-30 percent approval ratings still seem kind of high to me, and have for most of his second term. After all, Bush’s impending exit has already been touted in celebratory T-shirts that have gained popularity as much more than just some whimsical Blue State item. He’s  routinely booed and heckled in public on the few occasions he’s not trotted out before a scrubbed audience. Anti-smear email campaigns are used, and regularly falsely attributed to celebrities, to try to prop up his administration as something other than the flaming trainwreck of a disaster that it is. And now graffiti — like the above item, and an entire series of professionally stenciled put-downs here in Los Angeles and in other big cities — openly scorns the guy. January 20, 2009, indeed…

Molly Ringwald Begs John Hughes for 16 to 24 More Candles

Is anyone shocked that Molly Ringwald is apparently begging John Hughes for a sequel to 16 Candles? Well of fucking course she is. She’s not a total brain stem, I guess. Ringwald made her name in the 1984 adolescent romantic comedy, the first of a string of successful collaborations with Hughes. Now 40, she’s rarely had occasion to appear in anything either memorable or of lasting value to anyone outside her family since the 1980s (I’ll grant a waiver for 1994’s The Stand), and her big 1996 small screen comeback, Townies, flamed out after half a season if I recall correctly.

But sometimes things happen for a reason; I caught Ringwald on stage a number of years back, and she was flat-out awful… like, Ozarks dinner theater bad. Yeah, different muscles, I know, but Ringwald couldn’t even summon the meager skill and energy to charm thirtysomething the audience members who were most doggedly in her corner to begin with. She mainly just… talked quite loudly. For this reason and many others, if Hughes were to finally cede to decades-long pressure to return to some of his ’80s hitmakers, 16 Candles sure wouldn’t be the film to launch that trip down nostalgia lane. Maybe, maybe, maybe it’d be The Breakfast Club, but I still think Ferris Bueller’s Day Off would be the best candidate.

Jenna Fischer Will Now Piss on You

I’m sorry, but this story about Jenna Fischer, and her years-ago encounter with creep-o writer-director Shem Bitterman, needs to be put further out there. Apparently recounted during an interview with Playboy (how’d I miss that?), Fischer talked about her most memorable encounter with a sleazy industry-type.

An excerpt: “I had been living in Los Angeles for about a year and was a member of
a theater company. One night, after a play, I went to a party and ran
into the playwright. He said, ‘What’s your story?’ I said, ‘I’m from St. Louis. I just got here. I want to be an actress.’ He said, ‘I’m writing a film, and I think you’d be great for it. But I
have a question for you — would you ever do a raunchy sex scene in a
movie?
Like really raunchy, with nudity?’ I kind of laughed and said,
‘Well, I wouldn’t do anything I wouldn’t be proud to show my parents.’
And he said, ‘A real actress would say yes. A real actress would piss
herself on stage if that’s what it took
. Sylvester Stallone did porn, Shelley Winters pissed herself on stage. Every play, every movie I
write has nudity in it. You know why? Because that’s how I know if I’m
working with real actors. You’re not a real actress. You should just go
home. You don’t have what it takes.'” Fischer then went on to say that she would now gladly urinate on Bitterman, which would be a good thing to see.

Tool-bags like Bitterman are sadly about a dollar a half-dozen in Hollywood, and I’m depressed to say that I’ve personally overheard a conversation very similar to the one above at a party. It’s a sad fact — fringe-dwelling guys and self-touting producers pull crap like this as a way to try smoke out the most impressionable and psychologically persuadable aspirant starlets out there, fresh off the bus from the Midwest. It helps them save on buying drinks, I guess.

Pixar Director Denies Enviro-Themes of Wall▪E

Wall▪E, Pixar’s latest animated cash-cow-in-waiting, is two
parts robot love story, one part cautionary Mother Earth tale. Well,
unless you listen to director Andrew Stanton, who seems eager to
position his movie in as neutered and apolitical a light as possible
,
lest GOP ticket-buyers think it’s part of some secret, liberal
Hollywood agenda. For the full read, from New York Magazine’s Vulture, click here.

Wanted, From Behind: Angelina Jolie

Adrenalized and violent as all get out, Wanted is a weird thing, no doubt about it — one feels like director Timur Bekmambetov is probably a fan of 1998’s The Big Hit, and the movies could eventually form a repertory double bill in a few big cities, depending on the bravery, taste and/or intoxication of programmers.

The shot-from-behind, naked walk-off of Angelina Jolie (above) is certainly a high point, of a sort, in the film — a perfect companion piece to her slithery CGI nude scene from Beowulf. The other biggest non-action scene moments, just in terms of sheer audience reaction, involve, 1) a Samuel L. Jackson-esque blast of obscenity from Morgan Freeman, and 2) a silent, bemused reaction shot of Jolie as she lets a flustered James McAvoy pass by her. Oh, and a kiss between the latter pair, too, designed to elicit jealousy from McAvoy’s bitchy, cheating girlfriend. More to likely follow tomorrow

Viggo Mortensen Denies Poe Biopic

Over on Reelz, Jeff Otto has up an interview from CineVegas with Viggo Mortensen in which the A History of Violence and Eastern Promises star shoots down the rumors of top-lining an Edgar Allan Poe biopic directed by Sylvester Stallone. Between this and Notorious — the drama about Russel Poole, the Los Angeles police investigator of the murder of The Notorious B.I.G., and a film I’m not sure really exists — I think Stallone just seeds his own IMDb page with material that he’d like to be involved in, and then sits back and sees if someone else can help bring it to fruition.

Steve Carell Drops By The Late Show

I just put a bullet in Tuesday night’s episode of The Late Show, on which Steve Carell appeared to tout tomorrow’s release of Get Smart, and share stories of Father’s Day gifts from his kids (he joked that he told his 7-year-old daughter it wasn’t true that the best gifts are made, not bought) with host David Letterman. An awful lot of the one-segment chat was non-movie-related, interestingly enough. The competitive reception of Get Smart — an adaptation that an entire generation doesn’t even know is an adaptation, kind of like 2002’s I Spy — up against the return of Mike Myers in The Love Guru will be an interesting barometer reading of possibly converging comedy stars.

Josh Brolin Is the New Tommy Lee Jones

It seems unlikely if not unfathomable given the first leg or two of his filmography, but it occurred to me a while back that Josh Brolin may be the new Tommy Lee Jones, and not merely because the duo costarred together in No Country for Old Men, and he’s set to portray George Bush in Oliver Stone’s W. No, it’s more that Brolin has clearly become the go-to guy for grizzled Texans and southwesterners in general, a career track that offers up its own assurances of longevity and profitability. In addition to the above-mentioned films, Brolin also worked this angle — quite well, it must be stated — in Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror segment of Grindhouse. Next up on the occupational agenda will be proving that he can pivot from playing salty hard-asses to lampooning his reputation of the same, something Jones did with the Men in Black flicks and (hard swallow, here) Man of the House. Plus Brolin has Diane Lane, too. So that’s pretty sweet.

John Cusack Drops Anti-McCain Ad

John Cusack got his political ya-yas out recently with the limited release of War, Inc., coming soon to DVD. Now he’s taking more specific aim at John McCain in this 30-second spot, funded by MoveOn.org. A couple apolitical thoughts on the piece: First, what’s with the four quick flashes early in the ad? You gotta build to that stuff, kids. Secondly, all those cigarettes are finally starting to take a toll on Cusack’s vocal timbre.

The Happening Happens Not To Be Screening Much

Because 20th Century Fox is going for their collective corporate masters degree in radio silence and media manipulation, they didn’t send out invites for M. Night Shyamalan’s new film. In fact, they’re holding two screenings of The Happening today on their lot, at 10 a.m. and 2 p.m., but I’ve been caught up in other things, forgot to reach out and prod them to confirm, and now just have too much else going on today to drive across town and wreck the rest of my schedule.

They’re usually pretty decent about ‘fessing up to these “opt-in” affairs, Fox, but I’ve had a pair of other folks with legitimate reviewing interests tell me they were either turned down for admittance, or flatly told that the movie wasn’t at all screening. I can’t get a firm read on what this means for The Happening specifically — trying to just run up the opening weekend gross since they know/feel they have a turkey, or protecting some arguable narrative twist — since Fox’s new modus operandi seems to be to angle for the quietest release possible anyway. (Exhibitors were also forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement in advance of screening the movie, a highly unusual and punitive move.) There may soon be a day when the studio just accidentally forgets to ship prints of a film, and releases something straight to DVD not necessarily because they meant to all along, but because someone using the logical extension of their publicity rubric figures that’s a good way to slip a film past an audience as well.

The Foot Fist Way Employs Talking Heads*

Paramount Vantage’s ad-buy promotional campaign for The Foot Fist Way — a film for which I didn’t much care for, though through no particular fault of star Danny McBride — is a pretty smart thing, utilizing face-identified quotes from big screen colleagues Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Jonah Hill, Patton Oswalt, Seth Rogen and even the director’s father, Paul Hill. Some are semi-earnest pitches, most are tongue-in-cheek, but, individually and collectively, they give off a guerrilla-cool vibe, which is exactly the right thing for this movie, which is trying to tap the same low-fi vein that made audience-owned hits out of first Napoleon Dynamite and then last autumn’s Juno. The original poster is graphically catchy — it’s got a good color scheme and tagline — but this concept should have been pumped even earlier as the official second-round poster.

* not the band

The Happening Touts Scarlet Letter

There’s no doubt that the second trailer and re-jiggered ad campaign for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening is a much better, more effective selling of the film, to whatever degree it lives or dies on its own. Portions of it summon to mind Will Smith’s recent, post-apocalyptic I Am Legend (perhaps to its comparative detriment, perhaps to its benefit — too soon to tell). I noticed an interesting thing about the mass-market billboards, though — in the righthand corner, the MPAA ratings box and information is distinguished by a red R rating. This is a subtle way of giving the movie some edge, cleaving Shyamalan from the recent taint of his reputation, and saying, “Look, this really isn’t another Lady in the Water… we don’t know what the hell that was about either.” It’ll be interesting to see how The Happening fares in its box office showdown against The Incredible Hulk next week, though instinct tells me (no matter its mixed buzz) not to bet against the PG-13 flick, this past weekend’s robust returns on The Strangers notwithstanding.

The Comeback Id: Vanity Fair on Bill Clinton

For those looking to cast their eyes past the horizon of the Democratic primary battle, Todd Purdum has penned, for Vanity Fair, a fascinating piece on former President Bill Clinton which examines his successes and excesses, particularly since leaving office. “It is beyond dispute that Clinton’s foundation has done worthy work
around the world,” Purdum writes
, “funneling low-cost anti-retroviral drugs to more than
a million AIDS patients, shining the singular
power of a presidential spotlight on the good work of others, and
raising millions of dollars for practical programs in places much of
the world’s power establishment never bothers with.
But it is also beyond dispute that Clinton has blended the
altruistic efforts of his philanthropy with the private business
interests of some of his biggest donors in ways that are surpassingly
sloppy, if not unseemly
, for any former president.”

That means a shined light on rubbed elbows with billionaire raconteur Ron Burkle, occasional movie producer/Elizabeth Hurley impregnator Steve Bing and InfoUSA CEO Vinod Gupta, as well as smoke-if-not-fire intimations of other rubbed body parts with Gina Gershon, Barbara Streisand, Eleanor Mondale and a handful of other nameless women in positions of power, wealth and nominal fame. Purdum also ruminates in much less sexy fashion about possible mood changes and
loss of stamina in Clinton following his 2004 quadruple-bypass heart surgery. It’s not so much a firmly conclusory piece as it is an exploration of the great, inimitable shade of grey that dominantly makes up both Clinton the man and politician, but it is well written, reasonably speculative, and does provide a glimpse behind the curtain as it relates to some of the proxy campaign shortcomings of Hillary Clinton, particularly the simultaneous disbelief and disdain for Obama’s meteoric national rise.

Incidentally, it’s a no-brainer that there’s a great big screen biopic waiting to be done about Clinton. It’d be a case full of dynamite if they wanted to do it right, but Tom Hanks or maybe even John Travolta — who has the proper glad-handing charm and same gift of sartorial weight control, and previously channeled Clinton in the roman a clef Primary Colors — could do a smash-up job. Maybe Tom Wilkinson, too. Of course, you’d need to be about 20 more years removed, I guess, so who does that leave? Ed Norton and Christian Bale have shown a chameleonic ability to disappear into character. Hugh Jackman also has the right rakish charisma, if he could put on some pounds. Hopefully not Zac Efron, though, that’s all I’m saying.

MTV Movie Awards To Soon Honor Self?

Last night’s MTV Movie Awards, hosted by Mike Myers, proved their simultaneous disposable entertainment value and complete lack of worth as anything more than an exercise in staged, promotional diddling. More than 11 months after its previous coronation as the “Best Film Not Yet Seen” (seriously), Transformers took home the prize for last year’s Best Movie, besting Juno, Superbad and I think 13 or 14 other “nominees.” Yawn. I’ll cop, though, to feeling some small (very small) surge of pleasant, atta-boy identification in the feting of perceived underdog Best Kiss winner — a smooch between Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman, from Step Up 2 the Streets. (This win may have been foreshadowed by an opening monologue dance-off between Chris Brown and Myers, who naturally managed to get in plenty of winking, non-plug plugs for The Love Guru.) Rain-soaked and over-photographed, theirs was a clichéd clinch, to be sure, but a heartfelt and climactic one.