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Jason Bourne, Again

The trailer for The Bourne Ultimatum, the next installment of the Jason Bourne series, is of course out, along with the long-lead television ads and the billboards somewhat strangely pitching the movie’s tag (“On August 3, Jason Bourne comes home”) but with no mention of its title. I guess I say strangely because it’s still hard to think about the sleeper hit of summer 2002 as now being its own sort of instantly recognizable franchise. A spry melding of up-to-date aesthetic and worldview, hand-to-hand combat, and a narrative that dovetails perfectly with its protagonist’s panicky quest for self-actualization, The Bourne Identity has an awful lot to do with James Bond’s Casino Royale reinvention than most mainstream audiences might think. The TV ads for The Bourne Ultimatum are so-so, with David Strathairn as the new barker of orders, to Joan Allen’s returning witness of Bourne’s squirrelly escapability, but the long-form trailer hints at a full temporal memory awakening, as well as featuring some kick-ass car chase bits.

Fiscally, look for a slight uptick on the worldwide grosses of the first two films, which made $213 and $290 million, respectively. A big part of that will be eaten into by a budget that reportedly almost doubled from The Bourne Supremacy, however. Stealing away from his work on the third film, director Paul Greengrass made a special trip to the Los Angeles Film Critics Association dinner this past January to accept Best Director honors for his work on United 93 (his only awards season appearance), and he appeared a bit haggard, to be honest. Granted, a trans-Atlantic flight will help do that to you, but there were other problems born of the movie’s staggered shooting schedule and many locations.

In other news, as part of its promotional campaign for The Bourne Ultimatum, Universal is teaming up with Google for “The Ultimate Search for Bourne,” kicking off on July 16. Using various Google tools to track Bourne across various continents, contestants will make themselves eligible for a variety of prizes, including a bag full of phony passports. No, just kidding about that last part…

All the Web Users Don’t Love Mandy Lane

Dimension’s boozy teen horror flick All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, starring 21-year-old looker Amber Heard (Alpha Dog) as a virginal object of affection who gets caught up in a greater, downward-spiraling tug-of-war, releases in a little over a week, on July 20. Yet for some reason its web site still isn’t up and operational as of this morning, July 11. For a film about and largely for teenagers, that strikes me as a quite bad idea, no matter how limited the movie’s opening. How much could it possibly cost to slap something low-fi up, produced in-house?

UPDATE 7/13: Mandy Lane‘s placeholder web site is now completely down, and the film’s July 20 release has been scuttled. According to folks at the Weinstein Company, there is currently no new release date set. Two Los Angeles press screenings for next week have been canceled.

Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson?

It’s a happy birthday… sigh… to Jessica Simpson, who turns 27 today, probably celebrating by making some comically misguided and dunderheaded malapropism. I’m going to endeavor to avoid saying anything needlessly cruel and misanthropic, but Simpson’s appeal escapes me, always has. Sure, she’s got a huge rack, but she’s an awful screen performer, and endearing only insomuch as one appreciates those who aren’t in on the fact that everyone’s laughing at them instead of with them.



How to be as delicate as possible, here? Umm… some women are not meant to speak, really. (Before anyone gets up in arms, I’d certainly say the same thing as well about an equal percentage of men, many of whom I believe appear in Abercrombie & Fitch ads.) Simpson’s allure, as it were, dates back to another era — she’s a Betty Grable pin-up queen, tantalizing only as an unknowable commodity. The second she opens her mouth, the illusion is shattered. Both on screen — with her forcedly, faux-sexy twang — and off, Simpson is play-acting what she’s been told is sexy, and the dimness and swallowed panic come through in equal measure.

There, that wasn’t mean, was it?

Jonah Hill Has Pure Imagination

With the success of The 40-Year-Old Virgin and now Knocked Up, the Judd Apatow imprimatur is safely established, and now the further comedic branding is really began to pop and sizzle, with the writer-director putting his stamp of namesake approval on projects as a producer. First it was Seth Rogen who rode this Apatow-inspired wave from costar to leading man, and now Jonah Hill is charting the same trajectory, with this August’s Superbad and next year’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall among the titles on his busy schedule.

Now, per MTV’s Movie Blog site, Hill is having a fit of Pure Imagination, headlining the second of two scripts he’s also written. This one — still shopping for a director, but described as marrying the sort of improvisational guy’s guy comedy of Knocked Up with the flight-of-fancy of Spike Jonze and Michel Gondry — will star Hill as a traumatized twentysomething oaf whose only pal is of his own creation. When he strikes up a relationship with a girl, but starts to in turn wonder if she’s real, he has only this imaginary friend to fall back on for advice. Presumably the friend won’t be named Tyler Durden… but it’d be a lot cooler if he was. Filming looks to start in early 2008, for a possible release the same year.

It’s been a while since we’ve had a crop of screen comedians with such an active hand in writing (rather than just “developing”) their own material. It would be interesting if Rogen, Hill and fellow Apatow disciple Jason Segel could all hone their own popular voices and score big, but the long odds are against it.

On Hot Rod’s Trashcans

I went for a jaunt around Santa Monica yesterday, traversing pretty much the entire beach from Temescal Canyon to far south of the pier, and was struck by the literally hundreds of trashcans bearing wrap-around advertisements for Paramount’s new comedy Hot Rod, starring Andy Samberg. I get that these types of things, along with item separators in grocery stores, are the new frontier of “public impressions,” a nice, low-cost supplement to conventional P&A. But does it strike anyone else as subversive commentary on the relatively disposable nature of the piece? Too-easy ammo, I suppose. Some reviewer will make hay of this… maybe me, since I should be seeing the movie this week, so as to also lay to rest any controversy over its running time.

Happy Birthday, Sophia Bush

From the Hollywood starlet files, it’s
a happy birthday to Sophia Bush, who turns 25 today
. While she takes a big hit
for having once been married to squinty-eyed hair gel champion Chad Michael Murray
(who’s only a step above Devon Sawa
in the poor-man’s-Shane-West sweepstakes), Bush will always hold a special place
in my heart for showing me her zebra-print panties on the set of The Hitcher
(don’t ask).

I’ve never seen One
Tree Hill
, but Bush starred in Stay
Alive
and John Tucker Must Die,
the latter of which made box office hay out of its savvy Comedy Central ads
featuring costar Brittany Snow in a red bra-and-panty set.
And upcoming she has The Narrows,
costarring Vincent D’Onofrio, Kevin Zegers and Monica Keena,
from director François Velle, who helmed the quite funny, underrated comedy New Suit, from 2002. All in all, Sophia is really
charming and cute, and capitalizing on her time in the sun fairly well, though I’d
love to see her cast in a smart indie romantic comedy, though I guess those are
few and far between. The main problem, perhaps? The surname Bush isn’t exactly
doing her any favors right now
. Don’t laugh (too hard) — while she won’t be mistaken for Dubya or anything, these things sometimes have a way of percolating in subconscious fashion in the minds of filmmakers and casting directors. Just ask ’70s starlet Rhonda Nixon. Who, you ask? Exactly.

Germany Underwrites New Tom Cruise Flick

So a portion of this piece from Variety, on the German government’s decision to help fund United Artists’ Valkyrie — a rooted-in-truth drama, directed by Bryan Singer, about an assassination plot against Adolf Hitler during World War II — struck me as interesting. The project has already been in the news, of course, due to the government turning down the production’s repeated entreaties to shoot at an actual historical location, all owing to Cruise’s beliefs as a Scientologist, which the German government views as totalitarian.

What I don’t get, I guess, is how the government’s $80 million annual federal film fund — $6.5 million of which will go to Valkyrie — doles out its kitty. Production incentives and enormous tax rebates are one thing, and totally old hat, part of the game of luring Hollywood flicks abroad, but chipping in cash on a foreign production would seem to be the role of an investor, no? What, exactly, does the government get for its money? I know production money then flows back to local economies via catering, room and board, local artisans, etcetera, but how does it benefit German filmmakers or fans to throw that kind of money at a Hollywood flick?

Meanwhile, if the grant — which exceeds the total cost of most German
features — seems generous, it’s not the biggest of the year. In April, the same government agency put up $12.3
million for Warner Bro.’s Speed Racer
, starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci and Matthew Fox, which is currently shooting at
Studio Babelsberg just outside of Berlin.

Happy Birthday, Connie Nielsen

It’s a happy birthday to leggy Dane Connie Nielsen, who turns 42 today. We’ll celebrate with some shots of her in her birthday suit, though it’s not mere prurience, I assure you. Whenever I think of Nielsen, I think chiefly of her temptress’ work in 1997’s The Devil’s Advocate (above), I suppose because I randomly stopped in Albuquerque during a solo cross-country drive and caught the movie, which proved the perfect trashy-delight diversion for a heat-addled mind. I look at that screen-cap now, though, and think, “Sweet Jesus, she looks skinny.” I mean, I know a thing of two about sucking in one’s stomach, but what’s up with that middle shot?

Nielsen is interesting as an actress because, like Juliette Lewis, she can look alternately stunning or a bit haggard and run-down — va-voomish and dangerous (The Ice Harvest), casually attractive in a foreign-correspondent kind of way (The Situation), something a bit more severe (Basic) or even a little more suburban (One Hour Photo). Without dipping into a bag of prosthetic tricks, there’s a subtle range to her mere physicality that not many actresses possess. While she doesn’t necessarily elicit heaps of sympathy (a function of the roles she’s offered, really), check out some of her Danish work if you’re not convinced of her talents.

Happy Birthday, Tom Cruise

It’s a happy birthday to Tom Cruise, I reckon, who, despite what Oliver Stone might have you believe, was born on the 3rd of July. My gift to Cruise, who turns 45 today, is that I’ll not mention more than once his DVD review of Dawson’s Creek, and also change the site’s banner for a few days, to commemorate his upholstery dancing on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

Glancing forward at Cruise’s filmography, the teaser trailer for Lions for Lambs is up, a bunch of war-on-terror speechifying driven by bizarre music (one feels like a rave might break out at any moment). And Bryan Singer’s Valkyrie — a rooted-in-truth drama about an assassination plot against Adolf Hitler during World War II — is in the news, all because German officials won’t let production use a key historical site, owing to Cruise’s beliefs as a Scientologist.

Of more dire consequence, though, is the threatened 2009 pairing of Cruise and Ben Stiller in 20th Century Fox’s comedy The Hardy Men, about grown-up versions of the Stratemeyer Syndicate’s intrepid Bayport boy investigators. Long a pet project of sorts for Stiller, this used to be a vehicle for he and Jim Carrey, and I read an awful, awful draft of it more than a half dozen years ago. That Simon Kinberg (Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the last X-Men installment, the forthcoming Jumper) is apparently the latest to tackle a full-commission rewrite gives the project a flickering chance, but the choice of Shawn Levy (Cheaper by the Dozen, Night at the Museum) to direct tells me that even if Cruise eventually does commit to it (giving birth to all the stories about how he “really wanted to do a comedy for [his] kids,” blah, blah, blah), this will be a clamorous, one-note pairing, full of cheap physical mimicry and a creaky mystery plot likely driven by smuggling, land-use, corporate takeover or the like. Instead of just being intense, Cruise will try to be mock mock-intense, and Stiller will ape Cruise’s trademark laugh ad nauseam.

On Sam Rockwell’s Hair

I’ve enjoyed his work in an awful lot of movies — everything from The Green Mile, Galaxy Quest and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to the underrated Confessions of a Dangerous Mind — but I think that Sam Rockwell has to have the most consistently awful hair in Hollywood today.

I get that his wild-guy roles sometimes dictate a shaggy or disheveled look, and from time to time Rockwell also rocks the seedy facial hair and/or porn ‘stache, which does him no additional favors as far as attractiveness. But in both films and real life, almost every time I see this guy I wanna toss him a comb. The impetus for this post was this particular picture (Rockwell’s impression of Nick Nolte’s mug shot?) from the Los Angeles Film Festival premiere of his latest movie, Joshua, but browsing through his IMDB image gallery is its own effective stomach muscle exercise in restrained laughter.

This reputation for bouffant ridiculousness is one of a couple reasons it’s so weird to see Rockwell as a wealthy, hedge-fund managing, racquetball playing family guy in Joshua. Hell, Rockwell probably took the part for this fact alone — simply wanting to see what a normal, upper-middle-class style and trim might look like. Though he sports a few moments of brushed-back, tangled mess, Rockwell for the most part leaves the crazily-askance-‘do heavy lifting to costar Vera Farmiga, who gets to play bat-shit crazy, and sport her hair accordingly. Still, Rockwell: stop taping squirrels to your head, a la Donald Trump. You’re better than that.

Michael Bay Blows Shit Up!

Michael Bay is an unparalleled conductor of destruction, that much we know. He likes his set pieces big, his explosions bigger, his bass deep, his music cues thundering and his subtext bold, highlighted and rendered in all caps. At the screening of his forthcoming Transformers that I attended, he welcomed the audience and said he was on hand, just recently back from Australia, “to make sure it’s fucking loud,” with all appropriate exclamation.

The film certainly delivers in terms of its effects work, from Industrial Light & Magic, and Bay trades in the typical sort of emphatic, canted close-ups and adrenalized style
that have been his hallmark throughout his career. The
problem is that Bay, for
all his arguable skill as a conjurer of sugar-rush catharsis,
has little sense of spatial coherence
. He’s a top-notch imagist, as all those Clio Awards somewhat attest (that also explains the segments of Transformers that come off as car commercials), but his basic aesthetic sensibility doesn’t seem to have advanced that much beyond his swirling, shadow-inflected work on Aerosmith’s “Janie’s Got a Gun” music video.

It sounds hackneyed to say, but Bay truly does play by his own cinematic rules, collapsing established spaces to suit momentary need, and frequently creating escape through reverse shots rather than any sort of
sensible internal story logic. The resultant action can be eye-popping, but also wholly devoid of any true or artful tension. He’s kind of like a home run hitter in baseball, in my opinion — always swinging for the fence with iconic images and “cool-factor” explosions. Frequently he strikes out, but sometimes he smacks one the bejesus out of the park… often within the same movie.

That said, as fun as it sometimes is letting the action of Bay’s movies wash over you, it’s generally the
cinematic equivalent of a false show-and-tell exercise
— bravura
demonstration lacking any rooted emotional weight or
involvement. I know it has the air-quote disadvantage of being less grounded in reality than Live Free or Die Hard, but for all its state-of-the-art, tech-assisted carnage, the action in Transformers matters less, and is less involving, than that of the Bourne films. As with the worst moments of Bad Boys II, the ending of Transformers just feels like you’re being ejaculated upon.

Bruce Willis on The Daily Show

I caught Bruce Willis on The Daily Show on Tuesday night, June 26, in support of Live Free or Die Hard, just in advance of its Wednesday release. He and Jon Stewart spent about half of their allotted time talking about Salem County, and other municipalities of southern New Jersey — it was kind of bizarre. It reminded me of this post I wrote about selling a turd, inspired by a talk show appearance by Sandra Bullock (also on The Daily Show, actually) while stumping for  the utterly dreadful Premonition. I don’t think that’s the case here, though (e.g., that Willis thinks he has a piece of crap movie on his hands), but even if it were, the key difference is that ol’ Bruno knows how to keep it light with grade-A banter. Willis possesses a unique combination of self-effacement, guile, cool emotional distance and great anecdotal savvy; he had Stewart in stitches with offbeat stories about his work as a security guard at a nuclear power plant during its construction.

On Die Hard’s Advertising Push

I’ll have even more thoughts later and the full review tomorrow, but I thought I’d toss out another couple thoughts on Live Free and Die Hard‘s advertising campaign. First off, is it just me or does the poster not sort of look like the design folks at 20th Century Fox decided to knock off early, take a half-day and go play some golf? It’s iconic imaging by rubber stamp, really — maybe not the smartest move for a franchise whose last installment came 12 years ago, and barely crawled across the $100 million line domestically. That said, Die Hard: With a Vengeance absolutely killed overseas — where Willis remains hugely popular — so I guess they figure, perhaps somewhat rightly, they can phone that one in.

Mainly, though, I was amused by an interstitial bumper I saw for the film, after pausing late one night while making coffee to watch the last seven or eight minutes of Phone Booth on Fox-affiliated cable channel FX. (Incidentally, that movie plays awfully on television; it’s egregiously over-edited and Kiefer Sutherland’s voice work is flat-out terrible, consisting of a dozen different campy/exasperated iterations on the line, “C’mon Stu!”) Pitching Phone Booth to commercials was an awkwardly shot segment — billed, no lie, as a “McClane Moment” — with Willis and filmmaker/co-star Kevin Smith, in which the pair sat down together on a stoop (a stoop!) and talked a bit about Live Free or Die Hard. Cutting back and forth between footage from the movie and the pair, Smith lobbed genial softballs at Willis, but the actor was so down-tempo and barely audible that I sincerely thought the whole thing was a set-up for some joke or punch-line at the end. But… nope. Just strange, really. I don’t know if they’re still broadcasting this throughout the week, but it’s amusing if you happen to stumble across it. For a full review of the film, meanwhile, click here.

Lie Hard: Ratings Controversy Mis-Reportage

So it’s tilling old Earth, perhaps, but I just stumbled across Paul Davidson’s piece about the Live Free or Die Hard rating controversy, from June 8 in the Los Angeles Times, in which he talks about Bruce Willis taking to the Internet to connect directly with fans and address their concerns over the movie, etcetera. All fine and good… one big qualm, though.

The second paragraph of his piece reads, verbatim: “To know why fans are up in arms, you have to go back to how 20th Century Fox tackled this question: How does a studio take a money-making franchise such as Die Hard ($740 million worldwide to date) that’s been missing in action for more than 10 years and position it as a summer blockbuster that a new generation of moviegoers will clamor to see? If you’re Fox, you take what was once an R-rated, foul-mouthed, thrill-ride of carnage and mandate a friendlier, gentler PG-13 rating from the start.”

The problem is that Fox very clearly didn’t communicate this wish, to either Willis (who initially lashed out at the rating in a Vanity Fair interview) or director Len Wiseman. Or if they did, Wiseman is perhaps one of the worst directors working today — one who kept his actors in the dark and took a terrifically awful chance, somehow thinking he could call his bosses’ bluff. The fact is that Live Free or Die Hard‘s action is suitably “hard,” but the movie has several scenes in which characters very clearly drop F- and MF-bombs. The editorial circumvention in these scenes, both visually and aurally, is very poor; if the film truly was mandated PG-13 from the beginning, instead of being massaged down, this kind of slipshod filmmaking wouldn’t, or shouldn’t, be evident.

On Die Hard’s Action, Rating Controversy

Bruce Willis’ Die Hard series made its reputation as a bit of a gritty but certainly a gleefully R-rated series… until this iteration, of course, which hits theaters tomorrow with a PG-13 tag. Those fearing a watered-down Live Free or Die Hard needn’t worry, however — audiences don’t get cheated on its rating in terms of action, that’s for sure. There’s some pretty wicked pyrotechnics, but also a bit of cold-blooded hand-to-hand combat with Maggie Q. It’s a pretty hard PG-13, honestly.

There’s likely a little less blood in the movie than there would otherwise be, but the big hit/main concession comes in the form of language, in which a bunch of obviously harsher curse words get dubbed over with some quite shoddy ADR. More discrete thoughts will follow later, along with a full review posted later tonight or tomorrow.

Evan Tries to Dance

Universal’s very bland and disappointing mega-comedy Evan Almighty tests the relatively new big screen maxim of, “Leave ’em dancing, leave ’em happy.” Ever since the Farrelly brothers re-popularized — to the tune of “Build Me Up Buttercup” in 1998’s There’s Something About Mary — the notion of end credit-scored goofing around (we’re not going to count Lethal Weapon 4‘s desperate, diversionary “Why Can’t We Be Friends?,” from the same year), comedies have been delighting in having their casts and crew goofily flail around just before the final lights come up.

Will Smith’s Hitch found the cast spinning its nuptial-set finale off into an end credits dance-off, getting down to Heavy D’s “Now That We’ve Found Love.” The 40-Year-Old Virgin, meanwhile, featured a Bollywood-style rendition of “Age of Aquarius.” Now Evan Almighty gives us C+C Music Factory’s “Everybody Dance Now.” When a comedy has really hit (like with Mary), it’s a blast of sunshine to see the fun everyone had making the film, and in a more marginal work (like with Hitch), it can accrue goodwill with tremendous downhill momentum, sending you out of the theater on a high, lifting you up and momentarily blinding you to some of the movie’s problems.

When you’ve just suffered through something like Evan Almighty, though, you just kind of look at the screen and think about how much more money these craftspeople are making than you, and it pisses you off.

NBC Pumping Evan Almighty

Somewhere, Paul Weitz is cackling. The wide-eyed, interlaced-finger corporate synergy he lampooned in searing fashion in In Good Company is on full, unapologetic display on NBC, which is using The Office to pump up star Steve Carell’s burgeoning movie career.

The network re-ran three episodes this evening, but stretched them to a cumulative running time of two hours by padding the night out with interstitial bumpers featuring copious clips from the movie and banter with Carell and other cast members, like Lauren Graham and Wanda Sykes. This tack may work for the film’s opening weekend numbers, but don’t expect word-of-mouth to help this movie out.

Carell exudes a certain nice-guy sympathy, so the natural inclination is to want to go easy on Evan Almighty, but the truth is that there are five times more laughs in the single half-hour “Casino Night” episode of The Office (which Carell penned, incidentally) than the entire running time of Tom Shadyac’s ramshackle (sigh) “comedy of biblical proportions.” It’s that uninspired, though Carell did give me one good laugh with an obviously improvised line — clarifying his bearded appearance by way of explaining that he was cultivating “a Loggins and Messina look” to spice up his love life.

Michael Apted Goes to Narnia

In a less puzzling pairing of director and material than the below, Michael Apted — whose innovative Up series has charted the fate of fantastical adolescent imagination on the shoals of adulthood — has been inked to helm the third Chronicles of Narnia film, according to Screen International. The awfully titled The Voyage of the Dawn Treader will start shooting in 2008, to be released on May 1, 2009. Apted is at his core a dramatic filmmaker, a humanistic explorer of interstitial greys, but he also knows a thing or three about huge franchises, having helmed The World Is Not Enough. He should be a good caretaker of the series, as well as a guy who can put a bit of a spin on things. Mark Johnson and Andrew Adamson, who directed the first two installments, will serve as producers for Walden Media/Walt Disney Productions project.

Latest 007 Pic Finds Unlikely Director

Even before the turnaround of Casino Royale, I’ve long supported the notion that the 007 franchise was in need of a major shake-up, either in the form of an action auteur or a filmmaker with enough of an idiosyncratic sensibility to make a difference. The Broccoli family has been extremely good business stewards of the franchise, but arguably until recently strangled much of the thrill and creativity out of it.

Now, from the total “WTF Files,” comes word, via Variety, that Marc Forster (Finding Neverland, Stranger Than Fiction) has signed on to direct the 22nd James Bond film, and will soon begin work with Paul Haggis on a draft of the original screenplay by Neil Purvis and Robert Wade, with shooting on the film to commence in December for a release from Sony early next November.

It’s a somewhat baffling marriage from both points-of-view. In an interview last year, Roger Michell — who turned down a chance to tackle the franchise and re-team with star Daniel Craig — came out and admitted to me what many people have been whispering for years, by calling the series a huge, massive supertanker that takes a superhuman effort to nudge half a degree off its
prescribed course. Foster has shown a certain appreciation for the offbeat, story-wise, but how will he deal with, say, not getting to helm his own action sequences? Meanwhile, does this hire advance or capture any new ground, demographically speaking, for the 007 franchise? Strange, very strange…

On 3:10 to Yuma’s Trailer

The trailer for James Mangold’s 3:10 to Yuma has dropped, and it looks pretty sweet, all things considered. Mangold has always been a guy who values and gets great performances out of his actors, long before the success of Walk the Line. (If you doubt, rent the underrated Heavy for a look back at of the 1990s’ more interesting and unhurriedly paced independent flicks.) With Yuma — a remake of the 1957 Western starring Glenn Ford, and the story of a lowly cowhand rancher (Christian Bale) who gets caught up delivering a rakish desperado (Russell Crowe) for an appointment justice — Mangold has obviously inverted the demeanors and looks of his two protagonists, making Crowe’s Ben Wade comfortable in his own skin and Bale’s Dan Evans a reticent, small-fry guy who awakens to the idea of the sordid experience being of value as a lesson for his son (Logan Lerman). Notoriously averse to bullshit, Crowe is an actor who feeds off of matched-effort collaboration, and the extremely dedicated Bale seems like a great match.

And by the way, who would’ve figured, after 1999’s Liberty Heights, that Ben Foster would morph into a go-to guy for supporting roles as greasy, sleazy, hotheaded psychos (see Hostage, Alpha Dog, this and I believe 11:14 as well, if I recall correctly)? Strange, very strange. 3:10 to Yuma releases October 5 from Lionsgate; for the trailer, click here.

AICN Contributor Canned After Early Review

So it seems that a 29-year-old Memphis, Tennessee projectionist working for the Malco Theatre chain
has lost his job after writing an early review of 20th Century Fox’s Fantastic
Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
for the web site Ain’t It Cool News.

Jesse Morrison, who pens write-ups under the screen name Memflix, crushed the film in a review, and then got canned — or, sorry, “suspended without further notice” — two days later, after Malco received a phone call from Fox. No demands were made, insisted Malco Senior VP Jimmy Tashie, but the intimation/popular conjecture is that Fox put the screws to Malco, threatening to pull screening business or deal with them unfavorably somewhere down the line if punitive measures weren’t taken.

Predictably, AICN’s Drew McWeeny circled the wagons and launched into a Fox-bashing tirade over the matter, while Morrison himself milked the cow of sympathy and stuck a moistened finger of pitiable measurement to the air, saying, in The Hollywood Reporter, “I’m hoping to get a job as a professional movie reviewer, but I don’t know what’s going to happen with that. I guess you could say I’m at some kind of crossroads right now.”

<Deep sigh> Can anyone really be surprised over this? Morrison says he didn’t autograph a non-disclosure agreement, nor was he ever asked to, in which case he says he would have signed. OK, fine. Still, I have to figure it’s within Malco’s right to fire him for such an offense (e.g., they can find something in their HR policy manuals to justify), and the guy’s an idiot if he didn’t recognize the danger inherent in what he was doing as an unaffiliated stringer. Do what you’re gonna do, but at least have the stones to own it in the end, and not go mock-shocked or hat-in-hand after the fact.

It may seem like big, bad, tit-for-tat corporate reciprocation, but it’s a game that’s played all the time in Hollywood and everywhere else. What do you think Fox was doing when they dumped Mike Judge’s Idiocracy like a murder victim last fall, tossing it out in 130 theaters (including zero in New York City) in a mere seven cities early September in an unpublicized, cover-of-night release? They were playing corporate hardball, the popular rumor — never addressed by Fox — being that certain other corporations didn’t respond nicely to Judge’s futuristic lampooning of their products, names and brands, and pressured Fox to squash the film. So… Fox gave the movie its contractual release, but offered no screenings, advance word, etc. — this for a director whose cult hit Office Space moved millions of units on DVD purely on the strength of word-of-mouth. Draw your own conclusions. It’s all about pressure points, people. Anthony Hopkins’ Fracture character would certainly approve…

On Captivity’s Trailer

So the trailer for Captivity, the Roland Joffé film that created an uproar with its controversial marketing scheme and subsequent slapdown by the MPAA, has dropped online and in select theaters, and it does little to dissuade those that have argued passionately that Eli Roth‘s recent Hostel: Part II is indicative of the cultural highway to hell that this country is on. It’s “torture porn,” with flesh in a blender, goosing screams with little (apparent) sense of identification, yadda yadda yadda…

Look, the way these movies are marketed and the stark reality of them are two different things entirely. To me, The Hills Have Eyes and, most of all, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning are much more emblematic of the new stalking cinema of sadism, because they have so much more less to say than Roth’s Hostel flicks. The jury is still out and the book is still open on Captivity, meanwhile. Joffé (The Killing Fields) is a talented director, but he can succumb to laziness, and on the surface this has the scent of a paycheck job, like Boaz Yakin doing Uptown Girls or Wayne Wang doing Last Holiday. Elisha Cuthbert, who I really liked in the underrated The Girl Next Door — and not merely because she was playing a porn star, you hornballs — shows me nothing really special here, but the trailer is selling gore, not nuance. (Meanwhile, I guess armpit fetishists can dig on the above photo.) Uh oh… just noticed that Pruitt Taylor Vince (Heavy, Identity) is in the movie. That can only mean one thing, really. Well… one of two things, each related to one another.

UPDATE 7/18: For a full review of the movie, click here.

On I Am Legend’s Trailer

Well, the trailer for I Am Legend, starring Will Smith, has dropped. Releasing from Warner Bros. in December, the third filmed version of the well known Richard Matheson novella (and the first
to actually use its title) has, of course, gone through all sorts of casting changes and production starts and stops over the years, with actors like Arnold Schwarzenegger and directors like Ridley Scott and James Cameron attached to it at various points. Teaming with Smith — who has a penchant for milking the full commercial value out of apocalyptic scenarios — is director Francis Lawrence, who did some good things with the vaguely thematically similar Constantine, starring Keanu Reeves.

The first portion of the trailer is generic end-of-days mayhem, with surging, panicked crowds, explosions and the like. Yawn… It kind of looked like outtakes from War of the Worlds, honestly. The second half, though, hinted at something darker, or at least a bit more interesting. Naturally, Smith’s character is not alone, and some kick-ass action stuff will ensue. But the scope of the “desperate desolation” stuff — including an aerial city shot and Smith knocking golf balls off a skyscraper’s roof, somehow trumping Tom Cruise flailing about in an empty Times Square in Vanilla Sky — was impressive, and made me recall how much I loved reading Stephen King’s The Stand as a kid. Sure, this isn’t going to be Cast Away or anything, but it did make me think how sort of primal a response we have to abandoned human spaces, how that sets off deep-set warning bells that can only be described as innate and animalistic.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that this movie is going to slay at the box office. Smith pushed The Pursuit of Happyness to a $26 million opening and a $163 million gross last holiday season, and this wheelhouse pairing of bankable star and concept will make I Am Legend the year’s last big action epic, guaranteeing it a theatrical run well into Oscar race season. Again, for the trailer, click here.

Reality, On the March

It wasn’t too many years ago that the peddlers of reality television
were regarded in Hollywood as a band of gypsy reprobates, gatecrashers
of the industry
whose stolen time in the sun surely wouldn’t last long
when stacked up against the quality and tradition of conventional
programming. Six seasons of American Idol later — and after four straight
years of that being the top show on television — how quaint and downright silly
that notion now seems. Reality TV, of course, has spread like a
wildfire, rapaciously and unapologetically gobbling up standard,
scripted fare
, and giving viewers both a window into and mirror image
of lives less ordinary.

But there’s another more diagnosable and largely undiscussed trend
bubbling just beneath the surface
: namely, the manner in which the conventions and modes of expression of these reality shows — from direct-address “confessionals” to lurking camera angles and ironic framing — are bleeding into scripted entertainment and other Hollywood art forms, from Michael Moore’s incendiary and populist documentaries to hit sitcoms like The Office.
With the release of this past week’s kids’ flick Surf’s Up, another frontier has been crossed. The choice of docu-style in such a mainstream piece of animated fare is
more than an unusual one — it’s downright groundbreaking
, basically
staking the movie’s box office odds on the assertion that kids already grasp
this new style of storytelling. For the full feature piece, from FilmStew, click here.

On Hot Rod’s Running Time

Not an irritation in the strictest definition, but certainly from the “bad idea” files comes word that the idiot-stuntman comedy Hot Rod, Andy Samberg’s introduction to the film world after a quick ascension up the ranks of Saturday Night Live as the latest self-effacing goofball in the Adam Sandler/Jimmy Fallon mold, has a running time of 120 minutes. This per the Los Angeles Film Festival’s web site, which hosts a special outdoor screening of the movie at the John Anson Ford Amphitheatre on Thursday, June 28.

Comedy isn’t always brevity — Knocked Up comes in at just over two hours, and 2005’s Wedding Crashers was fine at about six or seven minutes short of that mark — but for a broad, putatively mainstream leading man debut, this reeks of runaway myopia. Get in, get out, and leave audiences wanting more, Samberg. Hot Rod‘s trailer already seemed to tell the movie’s entire story (and then some), and unless there’s some subtlety and/or labyrinthine reversals I’m missing in footage of Ian McShane and Samberg wrestling in the dirt and talking about mustaches, this is a bad idea.

UPDATE 6/12, 10:05 a.m.: According to an email from Paramount, the running time has yet to be finalized. Stay tuned…

UPDATE 7/13: Good news, of a sort — Hot Rod‘s final commercial release running time is in the ballpark of 87 minutes or so, definitely under 90 minutes, even with credits.