POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

Ever since his attention-grabbing debut, Super Size Me, documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock has exhibited a canny knack for self-promotion. He takes that inclination to new heights with his latest effort — The Greatest Movie Sold, a purported behind-the-scenes look at cinematic product placement itself fully financed through the product placement of various brands, all of which are transparently showcased within the film. The stated logic is that since Iron Man had 14 brand partners and grossed $585 million worldwide, throwing sponsors into a documentary will surely increase its slice of the multi-billion advertising pie, and thus its commercial gross/popularity. So, wink-wink, nudge-nudge fun, right?

Well, only sort of. Spurlock’s film is fitfully engaging in its own facile way, but also restless and unfocused — and thus it never really digs into its subject matter in a deep or interesting enough way. It isn’t that Spurlock sells out (or “buys in,” as it’s also called in the movie, in a rah-rah presentation of gotta-get-mine American capitalism), it’s just that he gets so caught up in the dizziness of chasing down partnership deals with Ban deodorant, Sheetz convenient stores, Hyatt, JetBlue, title sponsor Pom Wonderful and others (even a hybrid horse/human shampoo!) that he miscalculates audience interest in this glimpse behind the advertising curtain.

While these meetings, in their own nuts-and-bolts manner, may be representative of the horse-trading involved in trying to juggle art and commerce, they meander as much as illuminate, and generally undercut revelatory and/or thoughtful talking head interviews with more interesting figures, including Ralph Nader, Noam Chomsky and Hollywood feature directors like Brett Ratner and Peter Berg. Only late in his film does Spurlock delve into interesting ethical, social and anthropological questions, with a study of the newfangled science of neuro-marketing and the exploration of a citywide ban on all billboards and outdoor promotions in São Paulo, Brazil’s largest city. By that point, however, the movie’s tapdance sales job has worn out its welcome. (Sony Pictures Classics, unrated, 87 minutes)

African Cats

In a business that frequently has the tendency to disproportionately celebrate the contributions of above-the-line talent, the allure of African Cats is a reminder of below-the-line artisans. An involving, gorgeously photographed nature documentary that puts audiences on Kenyan plains in stunning fashion amidst its title subjects, the film, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, only stumbles in its willful insistence on imposing a family-friendly narrative on footage that is more than capable of standing on its own, with less artificial constructs. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (DisneyNature, G, 89 minutes)

Ronald Reagan: An American Journey

The present-day conservative movement’s obsession with Ronald Reagan, in which any/all Republican candidates for national public office must heap misty-eyed praise on the former president, canonizing him as their own personal as well as political hero (commemorative tattoos are also accepted), is a bit out of step with at least some of the realities that Reagan’s political record reflects. (Yes, he actually… raised taxes. And even tried to dismantle our nuclear weapons — all of them — at the Reyjavik Summit in 1987.) Still, filmmaker Robert Kline’s laudatory documentary, coming during the centennial of the birth of the 40th President of the United States, isn’t a complete hagiography, just a fairly slobbering valentine.

During Reagan’s two terms in the White House the nation witnessed some exceedingly significant events of modern American and world history — the Cold War, the Solidarity Movement and the candle in the White House window, Pan Am 103, the Challenger disaster, and conflicts in Beirut and Libya, as well as the Iran-Contra affair. Regardless of what one thinks of his politics, Reagan’s speeches were inspired, well-crafted lectures that informed the nation of the next steps their government would take, in these situations and countless others. Ronald Reagan: An American Journey is a collection of these dialogues, creating a portrait of the man Time magazine named as one of the 100 Most Important People of the 20th century. With the additional use of narrative and archival footage, Kline crafts a relatable if not always psychologically depth-plumbing portrait of one of our most influential modern-day presidents.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case in turn stored in a cardboard slipcover (not enabled for pop-up worship, alas), Ronald Reagan: An American Journey comes to DVD presented in 1.33:1 full frame, with a Dolby digital 2.0 stereo audio track. There are no discernible bonus features… unless perhaps there has to be some sort of special incantation to unlock them. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. The title is also available via digital download. C+ (Movie) C- (Disc)

American: The Bill Hicks Story

Stand-up comedy is one of the most difficult creative occupations out there, because it not only possesses all of the flame-out possibility of live theater, but it’s done alone. So a set that bombs isn’t just something that doesn’t work, it has the sting of a deeply personal rejection, and a career that sputters or fails to ignite isn’t just based on the whimsy of luck but, in the mind of comedian, has the capacity to be a personal indictment. The new documentary American: The Bill Hicks Story gives viewers a fairly compelling snapshot of these emotional highs and lows via Hicks, a sort of comedic wunderkind turned philosophizing social satirist who charted an unlikely course to semi-fame in the 1980s and early ’90s before succumbing, suddenly and shockingly, to pancreatic cancer. For the full, original review, from ShockYa.com, click here. For more information on the movie, click here. (Variance, unrated, 101 minutes)

Scream 4

Coming more than a decade since the last franchise entry, Scream 4 again mixes murder, mystery and self-awareness, to adequate if not exceptional effect. A meta horror entry which reteams writer Kevin Williamson and director Wes Craven, the film introduces a fresh crop of victims and suspects, blending them together with old characters and past grudges, and succeeds on its own carefully prescribed terms as a piece of diversionary puzzlebox entertainment, but isn’t really very scary and doesn’t pack the wallop of the best moments of its forebears. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (Dimension, R, 110 minutes)

Whitney Cummings: Money Shot

Comedy Central’s highly rated celebrity roasts have become nice springboard launching pads for comedians, and on the recent roast special for Donald Trump, comedienne Whitney Cummings did a fairly good job of holding her own, getting in digs at the cartoonishly-haired blowhard while also lacerating her colleagues on the dais. On her first DVD concert special, Whitney Cummings: Money Shot, the 28-year-old (who looks a lot older, honestly… perhaps because of Botox?) returns to her native Washington, D.C. for a set that chiefly explores the differences between men and women, and how they interact and act in relationships.

With her gangly limbs and goofus posture standing in contrast to her feminine persona, Cummings delivers a mix of observational and gender comedy that’s two parts caustic for every one part sugar. Bemoaning the seemingly increased necessity of complex bedroom antics (“My vagina doesn’t do tricks”), she works body issues for laughs, decrying her lack of a stripper’s body by positing that her engaging in any sexual aerobics is likely to elicit the question, “What is that European boy doing on a jungle gym?” Cummings also has a lot to say about testicles, and in particular how unattractive they are.

Cummings also makes fun of guys’ obsession with sports, pubic shaving, pornography, and what she asserts is her own struggle with avoiding farting around guys. The material itself isn’t necessarily groundbreaking, but instead derives a lot of its humorous punch from the forcefulness of Cummings’ personality and go-go motor, as well as the fact that she can spin multiple jokes off of a single theme or observation, examining it from different perspectives that help counterbalance much of the sting of her blue humor.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Whitney Cummings: Money Shot comes to DVD presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, with a Dolby digital 2.0 stereo audio track, divided into 15 chapters via a motion menu screen. There are unfortunately no supplemental features, so the title’s spare, 48-minute running time makes it far more worthy of a quick rental than outright purchase. Nevertheless, to buy the DVD via Amazon, click here. B (Movie) C- (Disc)

Trust

Trust centers around Annie Cameron (Liana Liberato), a fairly naïve 14-year-old suburban girl, and the middle child of a loving family led by parents Will and Lynn (Clive Owen and Catherine Keener). Weeks of online chatting with an out-of-town boy lead to an in-person meeting, where Annie discovers he’s considerably older than he represented. Nonetheless, she’s coerced into a sexual liaison, which has ruinous consequences for her and her family.

Director David Schwimmer work-shopped the script with Andy Bellin, one of the movie’s writers, and its layered attention to detail shows. Trust is populated with real, three-dimensional characters, and it captures both the modern-day connection between technology and teen life, as well as the manner in which adolescent judgment is reasonably fallible. For all the unsettling skill with which the film captures the somewhat darkly understandable identification and protective impulses that many statutory rape victims feel toward their abuser, the film is also heartrending in its depiction of the gulf between the female teenage victim of such an assault and especially her father. More than just about anything else males like to feel utility, of course, and the particular emasculation and patriarchal helplessness on display in Trust is both rare in modern American cinema, and strikingly devastating.

To that end, it goes almost without saying that the performances here are uniformly superb. Owen summons a tremendous amount of pathos and swallowed rage as Will — he seems to age, fray and crack before our eyes, long prior to any cathartic breakdown. And Liberato… well, burn that name into your memory. This likely won’t be her Winter’s Bone (and it’s worth noting, after all, that recent Oscar nominee Jennifer Lawrence absolutely shined in Lori Petty’s The Poker House two years prior to that breakthrough film), but it definitely marks Liberato as a young actress to watch, and will appropriately be the calling card that lands her many more films. (Millennium Entertainment, R, 106 minutes)

Henry’s Crime

After Buffalo roustabout Henry (Keanu Reeves) unwittingly takes part in an ill-conceived bank robbery, he takes the fall and goes to jail rather than give up the names of the real culprits — seemingly as much to get away from his live-in girlfriend Debbie (Judy Greer) as any other reason. When he’s paroled, Henry learns of a Prohibition-era tunnel leading from a nearby theater, and — flashing back to a comment from his cellmate, Max (James Caan), who offhandedly remarked that if he’s doing the time he might as well have done the crime — gets it in his head to actually rob the bank for which he has already gone to prison. Soon Max is out of jail too, and working up a scheme with Henry, as well as a somewhat flighty but ambitious actress, Julie (Vera Farmiga, committed and so good), starring in a production of Anton Chekov’s The Cherry Orchard.

Director Malcolm Venville (44 Inch Chest) exhibits absolutely no sense of comedic timing or aptitude for building tension, and Sacha Gervasi and David White’s screenplay is largely indifferent to the madcap possibilities its conceit engenders. It needlessly hauls in a couple extra characters, and then does precious little of consequence with them.

Reeves takes a lot of crap for his acting — sometimes deservedly so, sometimes not. But he is utterly somnambulant here, and just dreadful in a role that really requires much more dynamism. Henry is meant to be someone drifting through life, and jarred awake by the challenge of trying something new (a crime), yes, but he’s also a character burning the candle at both ends, as well as caught up in the bloom of a new relationship, with Julie. Reeves, however, seems intent on playing him like an autistic version of Luke Wilson, the modern-day champion of wet paper bags. This movie is the real crime, guilty of stealing an audience’s time. (Moving Pictures Film & Television, R, 108 minutes)

Ceremony

Weddings bring together disparate groups of people — including many who
are close but not always friends, or necessarily apt to play nicely
with others — and so consequently they are an almost irresistibly rich
setting for films. One of the latest such offerings arrives in the form
of Ceremony, the feature film debut of writer-director Max
Winkler, son of Henry Winkler.

A comedy starring Michael Angarano and Uma Thurman, the movie is loosely of a piece with fellow tales of twentysomething ennui and/or upended nuptials like Garden State, The Last Kiss and Rachel Getting Married, except processed through a decidedly more manic, less ruminative filter. The result is something different, a bit offbeat and certainly not unpleasant, but ultimately also not that memorably insightful or successful. For the full review, from Shockya.com, click here. In addition to playing in theaters, Ceremony is currently available on-demand, on iTunes, Amazon, PlayStation Network and Xbox Marketplace. (Magnolia, R, 90 minutes)

Soul Surfer

The obvious jokey double-feature comparison is fellow recent arm-loss big screen adaptation 127 Hours, but Soul Surfer is less stylistically adventurous and far more streamlined and built for conventional, heartland uplift than Danny Boyle’s Oscar-nominated film. A feel-good movie of genial deification, it tells the remarkable true story of Bethany Hamilton, who in 2003 lost a limb to a shark bite.

AnnaSophia Robb stars as the teenage Bethany, a Hawaiian surfing prodigy whose doting parents (Dennis Quaid and Helen Hunt) home-school she and her siblings, the better to allow them time to also catch waves. After an accident claims her left arm almost all the way up to her shoulder, Bethany faces an uphill climb back toward competitive surfing with aplomb beyond her years.

There is something of a dearth of dramatic conflict here, since Soul
Surfer
basically just amounts to a gorgeous, sun-toned and by all accounts extraordinarily well-adjusted family coping with an admittedly terrible tragedy and coming (further) together. There’s a lot of rah-rah moralizing and Christianist parallelism herein, not all of which connects. (An incredible seven screenwriters share story credit, from the adaptation of a book by three others.) But the performances are solid, appealing and wholly invested in across the board, and John Leonetti’s you-are-there cinematography is gorgeous, making for an engaging albeit predictable emotional ride that should play especially well in Red State rural and suburban areas. (TriStar/Film District, PG, 106 minutes)

Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead

Nonfiction films and television programming documenting various aspects of America’s burgeoning obesity epidemic seem to constitute their own peculiar entertainment subgenre these days, so one could be forgiven for approaching Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead, Australian filmmaker/subject Joe Cross’ juice-diet road trip flick, with
some skepticism, thinking it little more than a rolling, sycophantic
infomercial for the health benefits of liquidated fruits and vegetables.

Which it is, actually — at least partly. Starting out at 310 pounds, the amiable Cross wears his foreignness throughout (yep, Men at Work and INXS even pop up on the soundtrack), deploying it heartily in the name of his personality-peddling film. But he doesn’t really connect his struggle with his choice to come to the United States for 60 days of “juice fasting,” other than explaining his decision by way of saying he loves hamburgers and American food. The first half of the movie, saddled with lame animated segments showing cells under attack and the like, does an inadequate job of linking Cross’ obesity with a chronic, debilitating autoimmune disease which he has also battled for years. The audience is served up a genial but indulgent and entirely aimless travelogue.

So it’s more than a small surprise when the film — leaning much more toward the sort of self-promotion found in Super Size Me rather than something like the fact-oriented, revelatory emotional punch of Food, Inc. — pivots at its halfway point, and becomes a heartrending portrait of Phil Staples (above right), a 429-pound truck driver whom Cross met in Arizona, who suffers from the same condition. His reaching out to Cross for help, and his ensuing amazing story, give the film an undeniable poignant punch, and might leave one pondering their own micronutrient intake. For more information, click here. (Reboot Media, unrated, 97 minutes)

Arthur

Russell Brand slips into the tuxedo of Dudley Moore in Arthur, an energetic but essentially only middling re-imagining of the 1981 comedy about a perpetually soused man-child who awakens to life outside his debauched comfort zone. Despite some amusing bits and a very capable and handsomely mounted production, the results never truly outgrow diversionary setpiece amusement, and coalesce or gel into something humanistic and more deeply funny. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (Universal, PG-13, 110 minutes)

Just Go With… Wait, What? I Have No Idea What That Is

I was going over first trimester releases with an editor recently, hashing out some details on a compendium of film reviews, and Just Go With It came up. I stared at the text. Nothing. Was this a direct-to-video flick starring Hilary Duff? No, even those have more memorable titles these days, it turns out. I bore down, since the title clearly prescribed the film’s genre. Still nothing. Only two months removed, and I could absolutely not place it as the movie starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. (Or featuring Dave Matthews awkwardly squeezing a coconut between his legs, if you will.)

This is the curse of blandly innocuous movie-phrase titling — films that bear no particular or special relationship to their rah-rah moniker, which could be interchangeably used to describe a dozen or more other movies. Studios, which thrive on gimme-putt decision making, think they’re giving the masses what they want and making it easy for them when they tab pabulum as such, but in actuality they’re just making it more difficult for audiences to seek out their product in ancillary markets, removed from the blitz of opening weekend marketing. (Of course, sometimes, certain writer-directors also don’t help matters. I’m looking at you, James Brooks). Specificity and distinctiveness matters in a title, even when you’re just looking to lazily tap a demographic vein.

Cool It

A 46-year-old Dane who looks vaguely like he should be in a kitchen yelling at people on one of those angry-chef TV shows, Bjorn Lomborg is an author and economist whose controversial book, The Skeptical Environmentalist, has put him in the crosshairs of environmental advocacy groups and certain climate change deniers alike — no small feat, really. Part unfocused, worshipful biography of Lomborg, part messy documentary examination of some of his theories and proposals, director Ondi Timoner’s film works the talking head rope-line of enviro-peers but doesn’t heartily impress enough of a clear-eyed point-of-view to lift this film up and make it anything other than muddled and frustrating.

The first 20 minutes or so of Cool It are dawdling and aimless, to an off-putting degree from which the movie never truly rallies and recovers. Lomborg, the founder and director of the Copenhagen Consensus Center, uses a cost/benefit analysis of various potential solutions to global warming and other environmental problems, a model of economic distinction with variables with which many folks take umbrage. The movie is provocative, certainly, particularly for the manner in which Lomborg takes aim at some of the facts in Al Gore’s Oscar-winning An Inconvenient Truth. Timoner, though, doesn’t at all do a good job of communicating it, and while his subject admirably advocates for smarter environmental spending, both he and the movie seem to ignore the basic reality that the political calculation of those who peddle doom-and-gloom scenarios stems at least in part from the fact that they’re dealing with people on the other side of the issue who decry all science. Winning an argument in the margins isn’t something that is going to happen with these troglodytes.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Cool It comes to DVD presented in a solid 1.78:1 widescreen transfer that preserves the aspect ratio of its original theatrical presentation, with Dolby digital 5.1 and 2.0 stereo audio tracks, and optional English and Spanish subtitles. In addition to the theatrical trailer, the only bonus material consists of 15 minutes of deleted scenes. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here; alternately, if Half is your thing, meanwhile, click here. C- (Movie) C+ (Disc)

Con Artist

A documentary portrait of art world provocateur Mark Kostabi, Con Artist is another movie that acknowledges the existence of a particularly American air-quote culture (both high and low) which requires new product to fill its pipelines, and the art world’s important role in feeding that machine. It’s a breezy, facile thing, and if it doesn’t completely crack the riddle of the man, it at least lays bare his popularized thinking regarding branding and self-promotion, the forward-reaching impact of which can also be glimpsed in the ways plenty of smiling lost souls these days jockey to make “ex-reality show participant” a full-time, life-long occupation.

Directed by Michael Sladek, Con Artist eschews a strictly chronological tack, mixing biography, archived material and the (frequently unflattering) musings of various talking heads with present-day footage tracking the artist’s movements and whims. The third son of dirt-poor Estonian immigrants, Kostabi grew up in Whittier, Calif., and attended Cal State-Fullerton before moving to New York City in the 1980s. There, he was a contemporary of Jean-Michael Basquiat, and, like many of his peers, he idolized Andy Warhol. Kostabi, though, seized upon Warhol’s “factory” sensibilities and the idea of multiple artist revenue streams, and after a measure of personal success, created a system whereby he oversaw the creation of art, and signed his name to canvasses, but did little if any of the actual work. (You know, kind of like the painter version of Ron Bass*.) After a near-bankruptcy in the ’90s, Kostabi continues in this vein to this day, while also harboring cracked visions of taking his terrible public access cable game show national.

Physically, with his long face, sunken eyes and pinched jaw, Kostabi resembles the ruddy-complexioned theoretical offspring of Nick Swardson and Richard Grant. An egomaniac with perhaps autistic or social disorder leanings of some sort, he’s not really a willing interviewee, but Sladek is wily enough to capture the essence of his subject in glancing fashion, via certain conversations with friends (where he explains how fame, in his view, is the equivalent of love) and one drunken encounter. All of the background material gives the film a convincing mooring, and Kostabi is an interesting enough character that even if he remains a bit unknowable he’s still in large measure fascinating to watch, given his various detachments from reality and the fact that he’s still experienced so much success. For Los Angeles audiences, Con Artist bows this week exclusively at the Laemmle Sunset 5. For more information, click here. (New Yorker/Plug Ugly/Acme/Room 5/Ovation, unrated, 84 minutes)

* – allegedly

Super

Slither writer-director James Gunn channels at least a pinch of the soul-searching presumably born of his own off-screen divorce into Super, a self-reflexive, character-based, superhero spoof passion project that has some colorful moments but doesn’t fully and smoothly embrace the provocative nature of its premise.

The Office‘s Rainn Wilson stars as Frank Darbo, a fry cook and sad-sack loser who goes into an emotional tailspin when his ex-addict wife Sarah (Liv Tyler) slips up in her recovery and takes up with the sleazy Jacques (Kevin Bacon). Determined to both win her back and, vaguely, defend the sullied natures of right and justice, Frank works up a costume and starts parading around as Crimson Bolt, cracking offenders over the head with a wrench and spitting out awkward rejoinders like, “Shut up, crime!” Along the way he picks up a sidekick in the form of a spritely comic book store employee, Libby (Ellen Page), who’s sexually charged up by his vigilante ways.

Gunn seeds his movie with some weird, surprising and/or intense moments, but grossly overestimates the innate charm and hold of certain story strands. He’s also a subpar director, even working with obviously limited means. A kind of shrugging, slapdash, just-good-enough ethos — a residual effect of Gunn’s Troma days — lingers here, unfortunately. A tighter, even more emotionally inquisitive script and either more florid, over-the-top or entirely deadpan direction would have benefited this material, and taken it places its premise seems to augur. As is, however, the movie is half-sketched. Still, Page’s gleefully deranged performance — so beautifully unsafe, and lacking in preciousness — helps make Super a somewhat interesting misfire. (IFC Films, R, 96 minutes)

Hanna

Eschewing the expectation that he perhaps stick to cranking out hand-wringing dramas of uptight manners, Atonement and Pride & Prejudice director Joe Wright veers in a surprising new direction with the revenge thriller Hanna, which courses with an unflagging, forward-leaning vigor. The engaging results, which feel like a bold, purposeful step toward modernity on his part, show Wright has a good instinct for melding the dynamics of a more conventional piece of pop action entertainment with something a bit offbeat and barbed. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (Focus, PG-13, 111 minutes)

Source Code

Sent into the body of a commuter and tasked via a secret governmental program with repeatedly living out the same eight minutes leading up to a terrorist-triggered train explosion outside of Chicago, military helicopter pilot Colter Stevens (Jake Gyllenhaal) must balance his mission training with a growing sympathy for fellow traveler Christina (Michelle Monaghan). With the possibility of a second-wave attack looming on the horizon, a wildly disoriented Colter must gather clues and attempt to identify the culprit, while also trying to pry important details out of his remote handlers (Vera Farmiga and Jeffrey Wright) as to his own condition.



Penned by Ben Ripley, Source Code slots comfortably within a grand Hollywood tradition of science-fiction-tinged, high-concept techno-thrillers impatient with the nitty-gritty specifics of their own conceits (“Every second explaining things puts more lives at risk!” one character barks). So it requires you make a little leap with it, to suspend disbelief. And yet it’s a leap so easy to make, and completely worth taking.

Director Duncan Jones, taking a step up in budget from Moon, orchestrates the balance between the movie’s considerable effects work and human stakes with assurance and skill. Casting matters hugely in an endeavor like this as well, and Source Code‘s quartet of main players is more than up to the task of breathing multi-dimensionality into the material, enlivening replayed interactions and layering them with subtle but substantive and realistic physical differentiations. The result is a lively thriller that deftly acknowledges its inherent ridiculousness, but still manages to tickle the brain while also quickening an audience’s collective pulse. (Summit, PG-13, 103 minutes)

The Resident (Blu-ray)

Gender-based clichés of fear get trotted out in The Resident, a goosing stalker thriller starring Hilary Swank. A perfunctory, short-window theatrical release built no effective buzz
for this clunking, clanging programmer, which adds nothing new to the single-woman-in-peril subgenre.

Swank stars as Juliet Dermer, a New York ER doctor recently separated from her philandering husband Jack (Lee Pace). Though only half-ready to start a new life on her own, she soon lands what seems like a dream apartment. Her handsome and helpful new landlord is Max (Jeffrey Dean Morgan, above, showcasing grade-A lurking ability), who is fixing up the place, and lives with his leering grandfather August (Christopher Lee). Before long Juliet is gripped by the feeling that she’s being watched, and she’s not wrong. In short order, Max reveals himself to be quite disturbed, and he reacts strongly to a potential reconciliation between Juliet and Jack. The proceedings build to a violent finale which serves a persuasive case against self-renovation.

In fitful fashion, Finnish music video and feature film debut director Antti Jokinen achieves a so-so mood of lingering creepiness, abetted by decent production design and the soft cinematography of Guillermo Navarro, who fills his frames with oaky hues and rich shadows. But Jokinen ladles on stale music cues and sound effects, and the movie’s editing is not always clear. The Resident‘s chief problem, though, is its script, by Jokinen and Robert Orr. It lacks any believable motivations, or artful enough dialogue to paper over this problem. Little more than an unconvincing collection of actions, it quickly abandons any significant flirtation with misdirection, settling upon Max as a villain and then cycling through a litany of sinister bits seemingly pulled in random order from a hat.

Swank by and large adequately conveys the juggled dual demands of steely, modern-day occupational professionalism and feminine vulnerability that such a genre exercise requires, but is consistently let down by the material. Morgan, meanwhile, trades in visual shorthand, deploying a variety of smirks and squints. Rumor has it he committed to the project without reading the script, which makes some of this make sense, so unfocused and broad are some of his choices. Either way, the end result elicits little more than yawns, basically.

Housed in a regular Blu-ray case, The Resident comes to the format presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, in a 1080p high-definition transfer, with a DTS-HD master audio 5.1 track and optional English and Spanish subtitles. Bonus features, you might reasonably expect? Nah, none of those, except a version of the movie’s trailer. To purchase the Blu-ray via Amazon, click here. C- (Movie) D- (Disc)