Category Archives: Ephemera

Fox Searchlight Nabs Young @ Heart

Fox Searchlight Pictures Chief Operating Officer Nancy Utley
announced Tuesday that the company acquired the Northern American rights to the
inspiring nonfiction movie Young @ Heart,
which picked up the Audience Award for the Best International Feature
at the
recently concluded 2007 Los Angeles Film Festival.

“Young @ Heart is
everything one could want in a movie-going experience: surprising, moving,
enlightening and entertaining,” said Utley. “The audience becomes a community
as they laugh, applaud, and shed some tears. We couldn’t be more honored to
have this film as Searchlight’s first documentary in over a decade.”

Directed by Stephen Walker, the movie stars a New
England
senior citizens chorus that has delighted audiences
worldwide with their covers of songs by everyone from The Clash to Coldplay. Produced
by Sally George and funded by Channel 4 in the UK,
the film is scheduled to be released in the spring of 2008. “I am absolutely
thrilled,” said Walker. “This is
the first film for our new company, Walker George Films, and my producer and I
are incredibly excited to be working with the wonderfully talented and
enthusiastic team at Fox Searchlight.”

Walker should be stoked — this is exactly the sort of small picture that Fox Searchlight excels in marketing, and squeezing its full potential from.

The Night Watchman Starts Patrol

Fox Searchlight has announced the start of principal photography in Los Angeles on The Night Watchman, starring Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker and a sprawling ensemble cast. Reeves stars as Tom Ludlow, a veteran LAPD cop who finds
life difficult to navigate after the death of his wife. When evidence
implicates him in the execution of a fellow officer, he’s forced to go against the cop culture he’s been a part of his entire life, ultimately
leading him to question the loyalties of everyone around him. One surmises more rules of conduct, written or unspoken, are then broken.

The movie represents the continued mining of a seam for Training Day and Harsh Times scribe David Ayer, who jumps back behind the camera after helping polish an original script by James Ellroy. Hugh Laurie, Chris Evans, Jay Mohr, Terry Crews, Cedric the Entertainer, Common, The Game, John Corbett, Kirstin Pierce and Amaury Nolasco round out the cast, among others.

Masters of Horror Gets Collected, Entombed

The innovative “Masters of Horror” anthology series gets unleashed in collected form on August 28, from Anchor Bay Entertainment. Housed in a specially designed “mausoleum” (above), the box
set contains all 13 DVDs from the series’ first season
— each disc boasting two
to three hours of bonus features — as well as a special 14th disc of all-new, never-before-seen
footage
. Winner of numerous accolades, including an Emmy and two Saturn awards,
the “Masters of Horror” season one box set will be limited to 20,000 units, so
once the mausoleums are gone, there will be no resurrection.

“We really wanted to give the fans something special for the
season one box set, as a thank you for their unwavering support,” explains Mick
Garris, the series’ creator and executive producer. “We’ve always strived to
make ‘Masters of Horror’ something truly unique within the genre, far from the
remakes and sequels synonymous with modern horror, and now fans can enjoy season
one in its entirety, and as a single experience.”

The “Masters of Horror” set presents each episode complete
and in its entirety, in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen and riveting Dolby digital
5.1 surround sound. Housed on separate discs, the 13 episodes include John Landis’ fantastic Deer Woman, William Malone’s Fair Haired Child, Stuart Gordon’s Dreams in the Witch House, Lucky McKee’s Sick Girl, Joe Dante’s superb Homecoming and eight more hour-long films. Each disc features up
to three hours’ worth of value-added supplements, including audio commentaries from
the filmmakers, behind-the-scenes featurettes, career retrospectives, festival
interviews, picture and storyboard galleries,
trailers, DVD-ROM versions of the scripts and more. The set’s bonus disc
contains a “Masters of Horror” dinner, with Garris and the season one directors
gathered at Hollywood’s legendary Magic Castle; a “Masters of Horror” DGA panel
discussion; and special interviews, conducted by Garris, with filmmakers Steven
Spielberg and John Boorman.

Bratz Countdown Begins

It’s July 3, and you know what that means. No, not the release of Transformers, silly!

That means it’s only one month and one week away from the release of Bratz, the live-action movie based on the big-eyed, slutty little play-dolls of the same name! For the past several months I’d been trying to convince myself that this movie didn’t actually exist, that my previous posting on it was merely the result of a publicist somehow lacing my email with peyote. (Don’t laugh, I think the CIA’s been working on that…) The above production picture seems to confirm its existence, though, and now I can’t wait to see and review it.* Hey, at the very least we’ll be able to see if your roommate’s band made the soundtrack…

* – not true

Relive This Phoebe Cates Moment…

For those in the Los Angeles area, writer Cameron Crowe and director Amy Heckerling’s teen comedy classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High will enjoy a special 25th anniversary (!) screening on Thursday,
July 26
, at 7:30 p.m., at the Aero Theatre, with in-person guests of the to-be-announced variety. And really… what better way to celebrate this news than by reliving Phoebe Cates’ memorable fantasy sequence moment (above)? The Aero Theatre
is located at 1328 Montana Avenue in Santa Monica; for 24-hour recorded
information on tickets, directions and the venue’s upcoming schedule,
phone (323) 466-FILM.

On Sam Rockwell’s Hair

I’ve enjoyed his work in an awful lot of movies — everything from The Green Mile, Galaxy Quest and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to the underrated Confessions of a Dangerous Mind — but I think that Sam Rockwell has to have the most consistently awful hair in Hollywood today.

I get that his wild-guy roles sometimes dictate a shaggy or disheveled look, and from time to time Rockwell also rocks the seedy facial hair and/or porn ‘stache, which does him no additional favors as far as attractiveness. But in both films and real life, almost every time I see this guy I wanna toss him a comb. The impetus for this post was this particular picture (Rockwell’s impression of Nick Nolte’s mug shot?) from the Los Angeles Film Festival premiere of his latest movie, Joshua, but browsing through his IMDB image gallery is its own effective stomach muscle exercise in restrained laughter.

This reputation for bouffant ridiculousness is one of a couple reasons it’s so weird to see Rockwell as a wealthy, hedge-fund managing, racquetball playing family guy in Joshua. Hell, Rockwell probably took the part for this fact alone — simply wanting to see what a normal, upper-middle-class style and trim might look like. Though he sports a few moments of brushed-back, tangled mess, Rockwell for the most part leaves the crazily-askance-‘do heavy lifting to costar Vera Farmiga, who gets to play bat-shit crazy, and sport her hair accordingly. Still, Rockwell: stop taping squirrels to your head, a la Donald Trump. You’re better than that.

Bruce Willis on The Daily Show

I caught Bruce Willis on The Daily Show on Tuesday night, June 26, in support of Live Free or Die Hard, just in advance of its Wednesday release. He and Jon Stewart spent about half of their allotted time talking about Salem County, and other municipalities of southern New Jersey — it was kind of bizarre. It reminded me of this post I wrote about selling a turd, inspired by a talk show appearance by Sandra Bullock (also on The Daily Show, actually) while stumping for  the utterly dreadful Premonition. I don’t think that’s the case here, though (e.g., that Willis thinks he has a piece of crap movie on his hands), but even if it were, the key difference is that ol’ Bruno knows how to keep it light with grade-A banter. Willis possesses a unique combination of self-effacement, guile, cool emotional distance and great anecdotal savvy; he had Stewart in stitches with offbeat stories about his work as a security guard at a nuclear power plant during its construction.

Transformers Aid Learning

So with Transformers set to bow next week, the franchise is of course making the most of its marketing push, and not merely with a new, tricked-out toyline for kids.

KIDdesigns is trotting out the Transformers Head of the Class Activity Center (ages 5+, $69.99), which looks like the above in its folded-up, compact version, and appears as below when opened up. They’re also releasing a Transformer Trans Portable PC (ages 3+, $29.99). For more information, visit KIDdirect.com by clicking here. (There’s no word, alas, on if there will be a Transformer Micro-Pirate Video Recorder.) For a review of the movie, meanwhile, click here. More thoughts to follow this week.

Evan Shows Environmental Concern

Evan Almighty, may be a grand-scale misfire of sorts, but don’t let it be said director Tom Shadyac and distributor Universal didn’t try to do some environmental good with the movie (above), planting over 20 acres of trees in protected areas across America and balancing out the carbon footprint of both the movie’s production and its premiere. For more information on The Conservation Fund, America’s top-rated environmental charity, visit Get on Board by clicking here.

MVD Offers Up Killer Portrait of GG Allin

It has to be the most bizarre DVD tie-in of the week. Celebrating the forthcoming August bow of its special edition
release of Todd Phillips’ documentary Hated,
about punk rocker GG Allin
, MVD is giving fans an unusual opportunity — to
purchase a limited edition 18” x 24” replica poster of the GG Allin portrait
that serial killer John Wayne Gacy painted in his jail cell on death row
, two
years before his execution. The
cost is only $4.95 (including shipping). For more information and/or to order, phone (800) 888-0486
between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. EST, Monday through Friday, or order
online
by clicking here.

Paris Hilton Loosed Back on Society

In air-quote honor of Paris Hilton‘s release from prison, and no doubt her transformation into a paragon of virtue and intellectual and spiritual pursuit, let’s pause to celebrate the inescapable Paris we all know (if not love) with the above photo, allegedly snapped in Amsterdam a while back. I know, I know… she’s changed. She read The Secret while in jail. Big whoop. Good to hear, by the way, that Michael Moore has been bumped from Larry King Live to talk about his health care documentary Sicko this evening to make way for Paris. Nice. Just fantastic.

Saw IV Image Releases

I didn’t really want to imagine Saw IV actually existed, but it apparently does, with Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen and Tobin Bell all returning… the latter maybe in cameo form? At any rate, an image from the film has released, of a woman sitting in a chair that can’t be that good for the back, rocking one of those animal masks — all steeped in shadow, naturally. The only interesting thing is that if you look closely, there appears to be a gun pointed at her head.

Kudos to LionsGate for teasing this one out. Still, I think David Morgan at Filmwad pretty much hit the nail on the head with his comments. Continuing director Darren Lynn Bousman — whom I’ve interviewed, and stuck me as a nice guy — has pretty much hit the gravy train with this series.

Is John Cusack Stupid?

On an appearance on The Tonight Show last night in support of his so-so thriller 1408, John Cusack — characteristically dressed like the extra Reservoir Dog — was asked by Jay Leno if he was a fan of Stephen King stories growing up, if he liked scary movies when he was young.

Cusack’s reply: “I love good films, any kind of good films at all, but I do remember The Exorcist, The Shining, 28 Days Later… there’s a lot of terrific films.”

The only problem, of course, is that, The Exorcist came out in 1977, The Shining (which Cusack went on to talk about being freaked out by as a teenager) in 1980, and 28 Days Later in… 2003. The question, then: did Cusack simply ignore the root of Leno’s question in mentioning movies he liked, or did someone prep him with a studio-vetted list of similar genre product that he mindlessly plugged in as a reply (in which case the latter still doesn’t really pass muster)? 1408 is based on a Stephen King short story, and Cusack dutifully cited The Shining, Misery and The Shawshank Redemption in answering another question about King’s work. But… 28 Days Later?

Lynch Doc Web Site Goes Live; Poster Too

The web site for the new documentary on David Lynch has gone live, and includes the above, quite spare poster image. Compiled from over two years of footage, the film charts Lynch’s creative path during the making of his latest film, Inland Empire, and just recently had its premiere at the Munich Film Festival. No word yet on American play dates, but more to follow in the coming weeks…

Indiana Jones Starts Shooting

So the first picture of Harrison Ford on the set of the fourth Indiana Jones movie is up on the Indiana Jones community site — snapped by director Steven Spielberg, no less — and it looks like production, which commenced yesterday, is starting with a bang, no hand-wringing scenes of namby-pamby exposition chatter or anything. (Those will be left to Jim Broadbent, I guess.) Ergo, Indy’s bloodstained pants, and the blood in and around his ear.

I can only hope that this scene of repose, however, was soon followed by Ford whip-cracking the shorts off of that production assistant in the background, cackling with glee and growling, “I’ve still got it.”

Filming will continue throughout the summer, with the movie set to release May 22, 2008. No word, yet, though, on whether the “Opal of the Mer-Man Prince” will be found…

Latest 007 Pic Finds Unlikely Director

Even before the turnaround of Casino Royale, I’ve long supported the notion that the 007 franchise was in need of a major shake-up, either in the form of an action auteur or a filmmaker with enough of an idiosyncratic sensibility to make a difference. The Broccoli family has been extremely good business stewards of the franchise, but arguably until recently strangled much of the thrill and creativity out of it.

Now, from the total “WTF Files,” comes word, via Variety, that Marc Forster (Finding Neverland, Stranger Than Fiction) has signed on to direct the 22nd James Bond film, and will soon begin work with Paul Haggis on a draft of the original screenplay by Neil Purvis and Robert Wade, with shooting on the film to commence in December for a release from Sony early next November.

It’s a somewhat baffling marriage from both points-of-view. In an interview last year, Roger Michell — who turned down a chance to tackle the franchise and re-team with star Daniel Craig — came out and admitted to me what many people have been whispering for years, by calling the series a huge, massive supertanker that takes a superhuman effort to nudge half a degree off its
prescribed course. Foster has shown a certain appreciation for the offbeat, story-wise, but how will he deal with, say, not getting to helm his own action sequences? Meanwhile, does this hire advance or capture any new ground, demographically speaking, for the 007 franchise? Strange, very strange…

Tea Leoni on Leno

At the recent press day for You Kill Me, Téa Leoni recounted a memorable coupling with husband David Duchovny, and she touched more on her courtship with Duchovny during an appearance on The Tonight Show this past Thursday evening. Allowing that they’d just celebrated their 10th anniversary with “some hotel fun” (“All those new sheets and towels…” she said suggestively), Leoni recalled first meeting Duchovny during an exploratory booking lunch with a pair of Jay Leno’s producers, who typically take drinks or meals with up-and-coming actors to gauge how interesting a guest they might make. Several years later she walked in on a conversation between her agent and him, and, when told who’d entered the room, Duchovny asked if she’d stopped talking yet. Nine weeks later they were married. Now that’s some rakish, ring-a-ding charm.

Michael Moore on Letterman

A little more than a week after appearing on Oprah Winfrey’s show to promote his latest film, Sicko, documentarian Michael Moore hit the comfy chair of David Letterman’s The Late Show Friday night, where he rocked the more characteristic baseball cap that he’d abandoned for his date with the queen of daytime talk.

Moore talked about the more than 18,000 deaths per year nationally that result from in-network hospital red-tape crapola that mandates things like driving a baby with a temperature of 104 degrees across town to a different care facility. Letterman, sympathetic but obviously right-leaning and of the more free-market persuasion, asked Moore if he was sure these weren’t “one-off circumstances,” but Moore was politely firm, and the chat was far from contentious. He didn’t point out, as on Oprah, that as a society we have “socialized” (the new, single-word scare tactic of those married to the status quo) emergency care and fire response, but that will doubtfully be in heavy rotation once the film’s detractors come out swinging upon its release.

Instead, Moore talked a good bit about his trip to Cuba, and how the Bush administration, in its investigation and threatened fining of him, is pursuing an avenue of legal recourse that could then give them the exercisable right to confiscate his film as a thing of determinate value illegally “imported” from (read: partially filmed in) Cuba, which is of course classified as a non-trade partner with the United States.

Since the film releases June 29, though, I’m not sure if that would mean profit confiscation or what. I’ll be screening it next week, and have some thoughts shortly thereafter.

AICN Contributor Canned After Early Review

So it seems that a 29-year-old Memphis, Tennessee projectionist working for the Malco Theatre chain
has lost his job after writing an early review of 20th Century Fox’s Fantastic
Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
for the web site Ain’t It Cool News.

Jesse Morrison, who pens write-ups under the screen name Memflix, crushed the film in a review, and then got canned — or, sorry, “suspended without further notice” — two days later, after Malco received a phone call from Fox. No demands were made, insisted Malco Senior VP Jimmy Tashie, but the intimation/popular conjecture is that Fox put the screws to Malco, threatening to pull screening business or deal with them unfavorably somewhere down the line if punitive measures weren’t taken.

Predictably, AICN’s Drew McWeeny circled the wagons and launched into a Fox-bashing tirade over the matter, while Morrison himself milked the cow of sympathy and stuck a moistened finger of pitiable measurement to the air, saying, in The Hollywood Reporter, “I’m hoping to get a job as a professional movie reviewer, but I don’t know what’s going to happen with that. I guess you could say I’m at some kind of crossroads right now.”

<Deep sigh> Can anyone really be surprised over this? Morrison says he didn’t autograph a non-disclosure agreement, nor was he ever asked to, in which case he says he would have signed. OK, fine. Still, I have to figure it’s within Malco’s right to fire him for such an offense (e.g., they can find something in their HR policy manuals to justify), and the guy’s an idiot if he didn’t recognize the danger inherent in what he was doing as an unaffiliated stringer. Do what you’re gonna do, but at least have the stones to own it in the end, and not go mock-shocked or hat-in-hand after the fact.

It may seem like big, bad, tit-for-tat corporate reciprocation, but it’s a game that’s played all the time in Hollywood and everywhere else. What do you think Fox was doing when they dumped Mike Judge’s Idiocracy like a murder victim last fall, tossing it out in 130 theaters (including zero in New York City) in a mere seven cities early September in an unpublicized, cover-of-night release? They were playing corporate hardball, the popular rumor — never addressed by Fox — being that certain other corporations didn’t respond nicely to Judge’s futuristic lampooning of their products, names and brands, and pressured Fox to squash the film. So… Fox gave the movie its contractual release, but offered no screenings, advance word, etc. — this for a director whose cult hit Office Space moved millions of units on DVD purely on the strength of word-of-mouth. Draw your own conclusions. It’s all about pressure points, people. Anthony Hopkins’ Fracture character would certainly approve…

Wanda Sykes on Paris Hilton

At the recent press day for Evan Almighty in Los Angeles this past weekend, Wanda Sykes was asked her thoughts about Paris Hilton, and the famously tart-tongued comedienne let loose in memorable fashion. “I’m losing sleep! Is she in jail today, or is she at home — oh, what’s goin’ on with Paris? It’s just so ridiculous how famous she is for absolutely nothing,” laments Sykes. “I mean, she is such a non-celebrity, but again, people are camped out in front of her house and want to see if she goes to jail. I mean, she’s rich, and she’s screwing up just being rich, you know? That’s pretty sad, when you fuck up rich. You’ve got to be the biggest idiot in the world if you can’t just sit your ass down for a minute and be rich.”

Here Sykes pauses for a laugh, and shakes her head. “If I was a Hilton, I would’ve been premature,” she continues. “I would’ve shot out of the womb early, as soon as I found out: ‘Wait a minute, I’m rich?! I’m outta here! Let me get my life started!’ I just think it’s ridiculous, the whole thing.”

Tea Leoni on Sauna Sex

In the dry, new Mob-informed comedy You Kill Me, her character, tart-tongued advertising saleswoman Laurel, pulls a knife on a guy to aid her unlikely new beau, alcoholic hitman Frank Falenczyk (Ben Kingsley), so what’s the craziest thing that Téa Leoni has done for love?

“I would have to say sex in a sauna is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done,” reflects Leoni with a slightly canted head, “but David (Duchovny, her husband) and I were in the throes of our newfound passion. And… don’t do that. Dry heat, air, need air, quick, get air, vomit… horrible,” she says, shaking her head. “It was terrible, [except] for the first four minutes, maybe. After that it was… no. I felt ill for about eight hours afterwards, I was completely dehydrated. And then, it’s not like you have cushions in there…”

Lauren Graham’s Alpaca Blues

Erstwhile Gilmore Girl
Lauren Graham didn’t only have to contend with the chance of Steve Carell cracking
her up on the set of the forthcoming Evan
Almighty
— she also had to share screen time with some unusual animals.

“The amazing stuff with the animals was less what my
interaction was with them, but [just] watching these trainers get them kindly
and very simply to do what they wanted them to do,” she says. “Because I just
thought, ‘These giraffes have not been training to do Evan Almighty their whole lives. How do they know to bring him the hammer?’
You know, so much of the stuff is real that you see in the movie. So that was
really amazing. I mean, we weren’t sitting around petting the lions or
anything, but it was cool to watch them walk by. You’re sitting there drinking
coffee, and you just got strangely used to it.”

“The animal we dealt the most with was Toothy the alpaca (note: above alpaca is for illustrative purposes only),
who had… this huge underbite, and was really unattractive,” Graham continues. “And
I think we made the trainers mad because we called him Toothy and that’s not
his name. But the little boys who played our sons got really into Toothy as,
like, a mythical figure
, even though he was right there. They’d be like, ‘Do
you think Toothy knows we’re rolling? Do you think Toothy knows we’re home?’ And
at dinner, and they’d be like, ‘What do you think Toothy’s eating for dinner?’”
Here Graham pauses for a laugh. “So he was the one that somehow, maybe became
of his unusual appearance, struck gold in our hearts.”

Cinema16 Touts Brevity on DVD

Cinema16 is pleased to announce the American release of Cinema
16: European Short Films
in early September 2007. Critically acclaimed upon
its release overseas, this special two-disc DVD features previously unseen movies and early works by some of today’s most notable
filmmakers
, as well as award-winning films from rising stars. In addition to
the films, the set contains over three hours of commentaries, many by the filmmakers themselves.

Dubbed “a must-have for any film
fan” by The London Telegraph, Cinema 16: European
Short Films
celebrates the art of brevity by showcasing the best classic,
cult and award-winning shorts on DVD
. The label launched in Europe
in 2003 with the release of British Short
Films
, a collection that includes films by Peter Greenaway, Mike Leigh and
Stephen Daldry among others. That was followed up by the 2004 European Short Films release and, a year
later, American Short Films, which
includes works of Gus Van Sant, Andy Warhol, Tim Burton and others.

Cinema16: European
Short Films
’ roster includes works by noted directors such as Christopher
Nolan, Lars Von Trier
, Lynne Ramsay, Ridley Scott,
Roy Andersson (Songs From the Second
Floor
), Mathieu Kassovitz
and Nanni Morettti, as well as award-winning and celebrated shorts including
Anders Thomas Jensen’s Oscar winner Election
Night
, Juan Solanas’ Cannes Jury Prize winner The Man Without a Head and Toby MacDonald’s BAFTA-nominated Je T’aime John Wayne.

“Cinema16’s goal is to raise the profile of short films,
which have been integral to the careers of so many great directors,” said Luke
Morris, producer of Je T’aime John Wayne
and creator of the Cinema 16 label. “The line gives people access to incredibly
strong works that might otherwise be seen only by film festival audiences and
film school professors, if at all.” For more information, visit Cinema16.org.