Ahh, it’s a happy 50th birthday to Sharon Stone and her celebrated vagina, which helped propel 1992’s deliciously demented Basic Instinct to a whopping $350 million worldwide, inclusive of $117 million Stateside, a phenomenal figure for an R-rated non-action flick. Let’s not talk about 2006’s sequel, meanwhile, which I’d like to pretend doesn’t exist, for many reasons.



Oh, and roundhouse kick enthusiast and Mike Huckabee supporter Chuck Norris turns 68 today, too. So beware knocks on your door, because it could be a roundhouse-kick-o-gram. Disguised as Stone’s vagina. Granted, those odds are pretty slim, I guess. But who wants to tempt fate?