Fart: The Movie

One of the most incisive and telling jokes in the misunderstood, under-appreciated, highbrow-masquerading-as-lowbrow Idiocracy, from writer-director Mike Judge, is that in a dumbed-down dystopian future the reigning Best Picture Oscar winner is called Ass: The Movie, with all the attendant creativity that title suggests. Which brings us to Fart: The Movie, a flick apparently from 1991 but only now receiving its DVD debut.

Not to be confused with this Fart: The Movie (sigh…), a newer flick from the year 2000 costarring two of Chris Farley’s brothers, Fart (or F.A.R.T., as it’s being billed in some circles, despite its cover art to the contrary) centers on Russell (Joel Weiss), who has but two passions in life: passing gas and watching television. His girlfriend Heather (Shannandoah Sorin) hates his flatulence, but still kind of tolerates him. When Russell falls asleep in front of the TV one night, he dreams a little dream in which all the programming seems to be fart-centric, from infomercials and newscasts to scripted dramas and comedies.

Interestingly, Fart: The Movie is actually co-written by film critic and entertainment journalist Drew McWeeny, of Ain’t It Cool News and now Hitfix, though to be fair it’s hard to cast blame with much of a high-and-hard fastball, since there are eight credited screenwriters, including director Ray Etheridge. (A much better snapshot representation of McWeeny’s work and talents is available here, in the form of his “Masters of Horror” entry Pro-Life, directed by John Carpenter.) The set-up, of course, allows for an endless, sketch-style cycling of flatulence humor, loosely in the vein of something like The Kentucky Fried Movie. Absolutely terrible production value hampers this effort from the start, however, and the jokes are largely stale and predictable as well, never really trying to mine any deeper sense of discomfort about something so, well, universal. Even adolescent boys — the target demographic for this, one presumes — won’t be guffawing much, given the lack of imagination in set-ups and what not.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Fart: The Movie is not presented in smell-o-vision, thankfully, but instead in a fairly (appropriately?) cruddy 1.33:1 full frame transfer, alongside a PCM 1.0 mono audio track. DVD bonus features include only a handful of trailers. If you really must give this a spin, I suppose search on Amazon, or click here to purchase via Half. It will quickly, however, end up back in your unwanted garage sale box of Don “The Dragon” Wilson DVDs and old Doctor Who VHS cassettes, I can assure you. F (Movie) D- (Disc)

Monsters

A somewhat buzzy entry at both the South By Southwest and Los Angeles Film Festivals earlier this year, writer-director Gareth Edwards’ spare, guerrilla-style Monsters tries to put a low-fi spin on the science-fiction genre, giving an intimate, ground-account view of a much bigger event, not unlike CloverfieldRight at Your Door or The Crazies. Despite some engaging production design and budget-level effects work, though, the film bogs down at the midway point due to an inane script, and never really recovers.



Monsters unfolds in a near-future or alternate present day state of distress. It centers on a jaded photojournalist, Andrew Kaulder (Scoot McNairy), who finds himself tasked with locating his corporate boss’ daughter, Samantha Wynden (Whitney Able, above), and escorting her to safety, along the edge of a perilous border region infected with extraterrestrial creatures.

In certain ways, the movie feels like a little brother or youngercousin of Neill Blomkamp’s much more organized and disciplined (and, tobe fair, bigger budgeted) District 9, where crash-landed alien creatures are confined to a cordoned off sector while the world around them goes on doing its thing. The backstory here, though (a space probe launched a half dozen years earlier to collect extraterrestrial samples crashed uponre-entry over Central America, spawning aggressive new life forms), is neither particularly clearly delineated or compellingly interwoven into the narrative. So we’ve got a wasteland road trip with a pair of mismatched non-lovers and some Moonlighting-lite bickering. Does that hold up for an hour and a half? No, not really.

The behind-the-scenes story earns the movie a hearty dose of respect and admiration. Shot with just a five person crew and a cast of essentially two, Edwards and his creative team traveled through Guatemala, Belize and Mexico, finding andutilizing their locations and supporting actors as they went. The result is loose-limbed, and unfolds against a backdrop that isn’t overly processed.

Edwards’ technical proficiencies are obvious and quite real (in addition to writing and directing, he also takes cinematographer, production designer and visual effects supervisor credits), but do not extend to the written realm, alas. There is quite obviously a sociopolitical undercurrent to the movie (the entirety of Mexico is deemed a quarantined infected zone), but Edwards only engages fitfully on this front, and when he does, it’s often in clumsy metaphor, as with the alien creatures who display more aggression whenever American warplanes pass by overhead. (Get it?) It’s clear that he wants Monsters to mean something in addition to entertaining an audience, but it’s just as clear (if the perfectly generic, rather ill-fitting title wasn’t already an indicator) that he hasn’t figured out what exactly it’s supposed to mean.

Nevermind, too, some howlingly bad dialogue and wrongheaded vocalizations (upon stumbling across a candle-laden church with commemorations to the dead, a character actually solemnly utters, “The vibe just changed”), as well as myriad other narrative details that don’t add up — the fact that Andrew is laboring for a compelling still photo of these supposedly elusive beasties, for instance, even though cable television runs wall-to-wall images of them. Edwards has the nuts-and-bolts talents of a filmmaker, but Monster seems, on whole and in piecemeal fashion, a sop to audiences, a work of commercial pandering in lieu of any actual burning passion.

Apart from its impressive production design (forlorn and of a piece) and a rather relaxed pacing that isn’t interested in attempting to make a play for breakneck scares, the strongest thing going for Monsters is Able’s performance. With her short bob haircut and conflicted awareness of her own entitlement, she takes her unhappily engaged rich girl character and breathes into her a three-dimensionality and life not present in the written word. McNairy, on the other hand, never seems particularly believable as a photographer (a maladjusted indie band drummer is more like it), and so his arc, and indeed presence, induce at first sighs, then irritation, then hostility. In a movie called Monsters, someone should get eaten. It’s a shame that it’s not him, leaving more one-on-one time with the very able Able. (Magnet, R, 93 minutes)

Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor Have a Gay Old Time

Well, after a litany of delays it looks like I Love You Phillip Morris (Roadside Attractions, December 3) is really, truly, finally coming out. And no, that wasn’t a gay joke. The furiously maintained high-wire vulgar insolence of Bad Santa earns writer-directors Glenn Ficarra and John Requa a lifetime ticket from me, as long as it’s not a Cats & Dogs movie. Their directorial follow-up, Crazy, Stupid, Love, has already started test screening locally, and will be nipping on the heels of this film with an April 2011 release via Warner Bros., despite shooting almost two years later. Phillip Morris, meanwhile, looks like a romp; I can’t wait.

A Guest-Starring Role on First Dollar Gross

The embed code is acting a bit screwy, alas, but I sat
in
with Todd Gilchrist, Jen Yamato, Luke Y. Thompson and Damon Houx yesterday, for the live, streamed web show First Dollar Gross, hosted by the folks over at Justin.TV for the Geek
Week
crew. We got into the sequel to Paranormal Activity (which I missed out on, thanks to Paramount’s aggressive campaign of critical non-engagement) and Clint Eastwood‘s Hereafter, as well as Mel Gibson getting booted from the sequel for The Hangover, and more. It’s here, if ya need/want it. We’ll be doing it again next week.

Back to the Future Panel Celebrates Series’ Blu-ray Release

Past, present and future collided yesterday when Universal Studios Home Entertainment reunited the cast and filmmakers of the Academy Award-winning Back to the Future franchise at the Waldorf Astoria in New York, pegged to the original landmark movie’s 25th anniversary, and the series’ debut on Blu-ray today. Michael J. Fox, Lea Thompson, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Steenburgen and director Robert Zemeckis, among others, all got together, reliving fond memories and recounting their favorite quotes from the films. Clips of the Q&A are up on YouTube; dig in, and enjoy.

Jean-Luc Godard Will Skip Oscars’ Governors Awards

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced today via press release that, following a two-month-long cordial exchange of correspondence with Academy president Tom Sherak, French filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard has regretfully notified Sherak that he will not be able to attend the November 13 Governors Awards and receive his Honorary Oscar in person.

“He reiterated his thanks for the award,” reported Sherak, “and also sent his good wishes to the other individuals being honored the same night — Kevin Brownlow, Francis Ford Coppola and Eli Wallach — who he refers to as ‘the three other musketeers.'” The November 13 dinner ceremony, which is being produced by Sid Ganis and Don Mischer, will pay tribute to Godard through film clips and commentary by his admirers. The award will be accepted on Godard’s behalf by the Academy and, following the event, the Academy will arrange for the Oscar statuette to be delivered to him in Switzerland.

Please Give

Nicole Holofcener, whose filmography consists of Walking and Talking, Lovely & Amazing, and Friends with Money, is the sort of director whom reasonable film critics would like to force into indentured Hollywood studio servitude, if only the Hollywood studio system would accommodate her talents. (It’s no coincidence, sadly, that all of her movies have been financed independently.) Her work is character-centric and engaging, low-key without sacrificing its steady hum of liveliness and quiet wit. Her movies sometimes pivot on what could in lesser hands be characterized as melodramatic turns, but she counterbalances this with a smart attention to detail. In short, she has a finely honed sensibility that injects her work with recognizable humanity — something that a lot of even adult-pitched mainstream Hollywood product lacks, especially in its self-defeating quest to more readily identify with only either drama or carefree laughs.



Holofcener’s latest film centers in part around a pair married Manhattanites, Kate (Catherine Keener) and Alex (Oliver Platt), who are parents to a teenage daughter, Abby (Sarah Steele). Together, they operate a successful secondhand furniture store shrewdly stocked with trendy estate sale items. Planning for the future, Kate and Alex purchase an option on the apartment next door in order to expand their two bedroom apartment. Their only problem is the cranky old lady, Andra (Ann Morgan Guilbert), living in it by herself, and the indelicate fact that they’ve got to wait for her to die.

Andra is mostly cared for by one granddaughter, Rebecca (Rebecca Hall, above left), a sweet-natured radiology technician, and scorned by her other granddaughter, Mary (Amanda Peet, above right), a callous and self-centered spa clinician thrown for a loop by the fact that her last boyfriend for some reason dumped her. (She’s the dumper, never the dumpee, you see.) Things become more complicated when these two families’ lives intersect, resulting in a dramedy that’s billed as being about love, death and liberal guilt.

The simple, brilliantly calculated shock of Please Give‘s opening, a matter-of-fact montage of mammograms, gives way to interactions that are of a piece with writer-director Holofcener’s three other films — talky, urbane ensemble flicks that pry quiet but deeply sincere smiles and laughs from an audience, and just as often showcase hushed moments of pinprick vulnerability. Holofcener’s touch with actors is so superb, and her ear for smartly calibrated revelatory dialogue generally so acute, that one feels like they could trip along forever with these characters. Kate’s emotional frailty (she gives charitably to homeless people and wants to volunteer, but is overwhelmed with sadness on the occasions she does reach out) is deftly contrasted with Andra’s deteriorating physical condition. It’s heartening, too, that Abby is a very much a real teenager, with splotchy skin, shifting motivations and interests, and fitful swings of mood. Holofcener crafts believable characters, and then lets them rub up against one another in interesting ways.

If there’s an easy knock on Holofcener’s work overall, it’s that her chosen focus is hopelessly bourgeoisie (though Lovely & Amazing undercut this argument rather convincingly), and out of step with a large swath of what modern American audiences would find dramatically compelling or humorous. (A running deadpan joke about day-tripping out of the city to “watch the leaves turn” reinforces this view, in its very whitebread, New England specificity.) The only other false notes — small qualms, really — come when Holofcener tries to nakedly advance the plot, or color in tragic backstory. These bits feel forced, like some sizzle added to sell the steak. Otherwise, though, Please Give is a wry, absorbing and beautifully observed snapshot of free-floating malaise and burgeoning hope. In gazing both outward and inward in equal measure, it encourages more human engagement and connection, which is always a good thing.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Please Give comes to DVD presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, preserving the aspect ratio of its theatrical exhibition. Audio options consist of Dolby digital 5.1 audio tracks in English, French and Thai (!), with optional subtitles in English, Spanish SDH, French, “regular” Spanish, Korean, Mandarin Chinese and Thai. Supplemental bonus features consist of roughly four minutes of outtakes, a 12-minute behind-the-scenes featurette that includes on-set and EPK-style chats with cast and crew, and a separate eight minutes worth of material with Holofcener that is OK, but also leaves something to be desired. A bit more of a comprehensive overview of Holofcener’s canon would be nice; she’s not a “name” filmmaker to many, sadly, but she really should be. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. B+ (Movie) B- (Disc)

A Delight For Those Whose Daddies Never Loved Them

The trailer for director Josh Sternfeld’s Meskada (Red Flag, December 3), starring Nick Stahl and Rachel Nichols as detectives whose investigation into a small town murder leads them into an adjoining burgh with dark secrets, is online and available for viewing, and I’ll say this: it looks to be a delight for young female meth addicts, and/or those with daddy issues. Stahl, Norman Reedus and Kellan Lutz all belong to that subset of recessed- and bleary-eyed knuckle-draggers that so delight girls looking to fill the void in their heart born of an absentee father. These three guys could be freshly showered and dressed in designer suits, but still look a bit beat-up, boozy, damaged, dangerous and, let’s be honest, reeking of cigarette smoke.

The Taqwacores

If there were ever a movie designed to make Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin simultaneously crap their pants — pairing all the extreme edginess of an online Mountain Dew commercial with the ethnic “otherness” of a weekend’s cab rides in Manhattan — it would probably have to be The Taqwacores, about a group of young, punkish, fornicating Muslims trying to reconcile their religious beliefs and personal freedoms in a country that isn’t always as welcoming of diversity as its electorate claims.

Co-written and directed by Eyad Zahra, the movie, opening tomorrow in New York and November 12 in Los Angeles and Orange counties, centers on Yusef (Bobby Naderi, above left), a first-generation Pakistani college sophomore who moves into an off-campus house in Buffalo. There, he meets a motley crew of fellow Muslims, and their home becomes a community magnet for Friday prayers as well as music-fueled weekend partying.

Like Holy Rollers, The Taqwacores makes at least some sincere attempt to reconcile an honest faith born from a more orthodox religious sect with the bristling, more hormonally oriented energies of youth. Jettisoning any sense of structure from Michael Muhammad Knight’s novel, though, Zahra pumps up the jittery jump-cuts and opts for surface laughs and tension, not trusting the ability of the material to nervously build to a more natural climax.

The result often feels less “real” or believable, and more like a stumbling collection of characters tilting at windmills, peppered with moments either designed for raw provocation (one character needling another about masturbation and tampon use, another bellowing, “I’m so Muslim I can say, ‘Fuck Islam!'”), or that read as overly telegraphed issue statements on gender equality, sexual identity and the like. And yet there’s undeniably a natural pull to the movie, in large part because of a charismatic supporting performance from Dominic Rains (above right) as Jehangir, the mohawked, reconciliatory chieftain of this colorful clan. Amidst all the willful din and clatter, he smashes stereotypes quietly. (Strand, R, 83 minutes)

11/4/08

Billed as a “participatory documentary,” a work-in-progress, nonfiction snapshot assembled and edited by Jeff Deutchman, 11/4/08 chronicles a day around the world, leading up to the presidential election of Barack Obama. The film, which premiered earlier this year at the South by Southwest
Festival, screens tonight in Los Angeles at the Laemmle
Claremont 5, Monica 4-Plex, Playhouse 7, Town Center 5 and Sunset 5 theaters, and
is available this week across various digital download platforms, including iTunes, AmazonVOD,
CinemaNow and more.

Two weeks before the election of Obama, filmmaker Deutchman
asked friends and acquaintances all over the globe to record their experiences of the 2008 Election Day, a day that in many ways had an impending sense of being “historic” before any history at all had even really taken
place
. After collecting footage from a combination of passionate amateurs
and acclaimed independent filmmakers — the latter group including Margaret
Brown, Joe Swanberg, Benh Zeitlin and Henry Joost, one of the co-directors of Catfish — Deutchman then went about working up a vérité narrative that skips to and fro, offering an impressionistic, bird’s eye view of the groundswell feeling of momentous change against a sometimes humdrum backdrop of workaday domesticity and regular hustle-and-bustle.

Ostensibly, the film’s chief selling point is that it trades in emotionality rather than some sort of strict, imposed-from-on-high narrative. It depicts idealistic volunteers in St. Louis and Austin working to turn their states
blue; voting lines in Chicago snaking around the block; and young kids, in Alaska and elsewhere, who seem invested in
the election results. One Los Angeles participant even films his cell phone as he talks to his gobsmacked mother, who ran into Bill Clinton while going to cast her vote.

There’s a sort of plebian engagement and value in these collected snapshots, but they don’t really fit together in any compelling fashion. The chief problem, of course, is that, removed from the rarefied air of a historical Democratic primary and general election campaign, the United States is still (and probably even more so) in a place of retrenched partisan grenade lobbing, so any and all attempts 11/4/08 makes at grabbing or inducing joy feel hopelessly leaden, stacked up against the real world outside. Apart from the Republican Party’s unwillingness to engage in any reasonable partnership of governance, and Fox News’ typical idiocy and still ongoing smear campaign of hysterical pitch and volume, Obama is saddled with the crushing reality of very real problems — a tattered economy, small business enmity, and a war in Afghanistan that is dragging on and possibly widening, to name but a few.

While some Stateside anecdotal bits are fascinating (an Indiana canvasser relating the shared story of a voter who believes Black Panthers will actually be killing people at the polls), and others still emotionally tangible and relevant (an African-American volunteer talking about friendships formed during the campaign), the film is most successful when it moves away from mere moment-in-time noodling, and tries to connect both rhetoric and action to the actual deeper feelings and motivations driving them. By and large, this means when the film casts a glance across the Atlantic Ocean, where expatriates and foreign citizens alike express their opinions on the election. Women in Switzerland note that it is “young people who build the future,” and a gentleman in New Delhi talks about the enduring power of America’s ideals.

It’s this material that most provides important context. Political partisans on the far right may regard the aura of hope and optimism attached to Obama’s election as false, misplaced or foolish, but it was certainly real, and no less ridiculous than clubby, rallying blue-hairs feeling safe and sentimental about their country (and their place in it, specifically) when Republicans were ringing up presidential wins in five out of the previous seven contests. In clinging to the notion that Obama was or still is an avatar, and only an empty vessel for the mantle of “change,” there is a fundamental failure to acknowledge and respect his considerable intellect and political gifts, certainly, but also recognize and embrace the dream of American possibility — the dream children need to carry forward in the world, which is in turn actually a worldwide dream. It’s a snapshot of why we matter, essentially — a robust, living example of American exceptionalism. For more information, click here. (Film Buff/Consensual Cinema, unrated, 70 minutes)

Adrien Brody Seeks Injunction to Stop Giallo’s Release

So Adrien Brody is suing in an attempt to stop the imminent DVD release of Dario Argento’s Giallo, according to the Hollywood Reporter. Interesting stuff. How many other actors don’t walk if their compensation deal falls through? And really, though, just as a sidebar, shouldn’t someone on his management team be on top of this, you know, before the week of release? Feel free to drop an Amazon “release alert” into the mix. Some will knock Brody for his post-Oscar choices, but he’s pretty much the definition of adventurous and honorable to me. Even if the film doesn’t work (I’m thinking chiefly of you, The Jacket), he’s always interesting, and totally present.

The Secret of Kells

Directed by Tomm Moore, with a co-directing credit assigned to Nora
Twomey, The Secret of Kells was a surprise Oscar nominee in the
Best Animated Feature category last year
. While the movie will never be
mistaken for a popcorn-audience blockbuster, its deserving recognition
by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences does show a
heartening willingness to embrace and reward the different possibilities
of the medium.

The story is set in medieval times, and centers around young, orphaned Brendan (Evan McGuire), who lives in the Abbey of Kells, a remote Irish outpost. There, under the watchful eye of his uncle, Abbot Cellach (Brendan Gleeson), he dutifully helps work to fortify the abbey walls. Joyless and stern, Cellach is obsessed against preparing for the impending attack of Viking marauders, who are later represented as faceless intruders with garbled voices. But grand adventure beckons for Brendan when a celebrated master illuminator, Aidan (Mick Lally), arrives from a foreign land carrying a legendary but unfinished book, The Book of Iona, brimming with amazing artistry as well as secret wisdom and powers.

To help complete the magical manuscript, Brendan breaches the abbey’s walls for the first time, heading into the forest to pick a batch of special inkberries for Aidan. There, he meets a mysterious shape-shifting fairy, Aisling (Christen Mooney), who saves him from wolves and also discloses painful secrets about her own family and childhood. When Aidan reveals that both his failing eyesight and the additional lack of a special, lost charm prevent him from completing his text, Brendan, with the barbarians closing in, gets a chance to showcase his own latent artistic vision. While he cannot completely save his village, Brendan and Aidan escape with the book, and eventually get a chance to strike a blow for the power of enlightenment.

The Secret of Kells is not first and foremost a conventional hero’s journey, or even a rigidly structured tale. (In fact, it takes a digressive bit of third act wandering to push it over the 75-minute mark.) The story here is a fable, and best thought of as a carriage through which to ravishingly realize a tangential moral lesson. And on this front, the movie succeeds wildly, capturing in aggregate the heady pleasures of surging imagination and artistic pursuit perhaps more vividly than any animated film of the past five or six years.

Visually, the film is something truly special — idiosyncratic without being flashy, informed by all the curlicued borders and ornate (some might say ostentatious) craftsmanship of medieval lettering the same sort of which are featured in Brendan’s tome. It is a style that suits the material quite well, rooted in a juxtaposition of geometric shapes and a dazzling array of colors. Some of the background compositions are a mini-cubist delight, and the abbey’s coterie of scribes, with their hunched necks and disproportionate bodies, reflect the skewed, looming perception of adults that adolescents often have. Moore also does a fascinating thing with light, sometimes indicating the flickering play of through-the-clouds sunlight with transparency, meaning little fragmented bits of the forest “shine” through Brendan when he goes to get the inkberries. It is small details like this that make The Secret of Kells so rapturously engaging.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case in turn stored in a cardboard slipcover, The Secret of Kells comes to DVD presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, with Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound and 2.0 stereo audio tracks and optional English subtitles. Its ample slate of bonus material clocks in at over two hours, including a nice feature-length audio commentary track with Moore, a clutch of storyboards, concept art and pre-production sketches, and behind-the-scenes material from the movie’s voice-recording sessions. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. A- (Movie) B+ (Disc)

Score

Radley Metzger is generally acknowledged to be one of the more stylish and successful purveyors of 1970s erotica, a filmmaker who specialized in assaying the flickering embers of anything-goes sexual adventurism, more along the edges of suburbia rather than hippiedom. Though New York-born, he often shot his movies in Europe, and therefore brought to bear a certain élan and foreign arthouse sophistication upon the porno chic subgenre that a lot of his crank-’em-out contemporaries simply lacked. His 1972 film Score, heretofore unavailable on DVD and Blu-ray in its uncensored, longer form, represents an interesting if not altogether successful branching out on his part.

Believe it or not, Score is actually based on a 1971 off-Broadway play that starred a then-25-year-old Sylvester Stallone. Adapted for the screen by Jerry Douglas, the film version moves the action from Queens to a sleepy seaside villa, where a married swinging couple, Elvira (Claire Wilbur, above right) and her photographer husband Jack (Gerald Grant), bored with the lack of erotically charged conquest in their trysts arranged from magazines’ personal ads, make a bet to see who can most quickly seduce a shy young newlywed couple, Betsy (Lynn Lowry) and her ecologist hubbie Eddie (Cal Culver, above center). The rub (ahem) is that the liberated couple are bisexual, so — after using telephone repairman Mike (Carl Parker) as a warm-up appetizer to loosen the grip of Betsy’s Catholic school upbringing — Elvira sets her sights on Betsy, while Jack eyes Eddie. Booze, weed, kinky dress-up costumes and amyl nitrate get trotted out, and the inhibitions of the younger couple eventually fall away.

The opening and closing narration is more than a little ridiculous (“Once upon a future time, in a lush land of pleasure, in an enviable state of affluence, bordering on the state of decadence to the north and the state of euphoria to the south, in a city of leisure…”), and it doesn’t quite jibe with the exploitative nature of Score‘s conceit, even if Betsy and Eddie are proven to be willing players in their own corruption. Also, Jack and Eddie’s un-ironic use of “buddy” recalls South Park‘s Terrence and Phillip in its over-the-top frequency of use. Still, there’s no small amount of amusement to some of the dialogue (Jack, in early evening small talk: “How do you think we’re going to do in the Olympics?” Eddie: “Oh, I don’t know.” Jack [sotto voce]: “Thank God it’s not going to be one of those evenings…”), and Metzger seems to have an intuitive grasp of how sexually persuadable or suggestible a certain subset of twentysomethings are, when pitched a good, hard line of bullshit. Fashion changes, but that score remains constant, it seems.

Other than that, the most interesting thing about Score, of course, is that it features not the sort of lesbian canoodling that one expects from the sexploitation genre (well, it does, but not solely), but instead explicit male homosexual scenes, in contrast to its fairly demure sapphic simulations. This was something of a departure for the genre, and certainly an act of at the very least artistic provocation, though its maker denies this in the bonus material interview. Though it’s comedically inflected (and features a winkingly ironic ending), the film itself is kind of a claustrophobic, mid-tempo push, and its psychedelic-infused love scenes (Metzger and cinematographer Frano Vodopivec shoot into mirrors and use all other manner of distorted lens gimmickry) never achieve much real titillation, beyond the aforementioned academic curiosity/notoriety.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case with a striking orange cover and photograph of Lowry, Score comes to DVD in a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen presentation from Cult Epics, divided into 12 chapters. The restored high-definition transfer is fairly solid, all things considered, with extremely little in the way of grain or edge enhancement, and only a very few intermittent splotches. Far less stellar is the English Dolby digital 2.0 mono soundtrack, which features a soundtrack that frequently overwhelms the dialogue. An audio commentary track with Metzger and film historian Michael Bowen anchors the slate of bonus features, and it’s interesting to hear the filmmaker discuss both certain production hardships (having to move part of the production’s Croatian shoot from a separate studio location to the cast and crew’s hotel) and how he filmed the movie’s most explicit scenes without ever really knowing if they would even be included in the final cut of the movie. (Two versions ended up being released.)

Other supplemental material consists of an 18-and-a-half-minute narrated production featurette with loads of fascinating on-set footage, and a separate, 19-minute-plus interview with Lowry, in which she gamely recounts everything from her casting and Metzger’s admonitions to the cast to stay out of the sun (he wanted to avoid tan lines) to her rocky relationship with Wilbur (after her costar found out she was making less money, and reacted bitterly) and Parker’s off-set “rehearsal” attempts to separate her from her panties. Rounding things out are preview trailers for Score, as well as two other Metzger productions, Camille 2000 and The Lickerish Quartet. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. C (Movie) A- (Disc)

Tamara Drewe

Directed by Stephen Frears, and adapted from Posey Simmonds’ graphic
novel (which was itself inspired by Thomas Hardy’s Far From the Madding
Crowd
), Tamara Drewe unfolds at an English countryside writer’s retreat
run by philandering mystery novelist Nicholas Hardiment (Roger Allam)
and his dutiful wife Beth (Tasmin Greig), where the return of a former
local (Gemma Arterton, below), who with a bit of plastic surgery has
transformed herself into a bombshell magazine columnist, sets off a chain of professional jealousies, love affairs and teenage infatuations
the latter in the form of two scheming 15-year-olds who act almost as a
sort of Greek chorus for the movie.

Frears is an accomplished director who trusts heartily in his casting instincts and so, as to be expected, there’s good group work here from the actors, including Bill Camp, as a constipated academic and would-be Hardy biographer. Somewhat to its detriment, though, Tamara Drewe isn’t really about… well, Arterton’s Tamara Drewe. It’s instead a rangy, noodling ensemble piece which could have used a bit more of a streamlined narrative vision and scope. Plenty of the characters are colorful, including the horny drummer (Dominic Cooper) of an ascendant rock band, but they don’t always fit together in convincing ways, and Frears’ loose-limbed film, while warm and fitfully witty, feels consistently and steadfastly like less than the sum of its parts. (Sony Pictures Classics, R, 107 minutes)

As Good As Dead

I’m not necessarily proud of the fact, but I own two movies with Andie MacDowell featured prominently on the DVD cover, and enjoy them immensely despite her presence. I’m talking about Groundhog Day and Four Weddings and a Funeral, of course (what, you were thinking The Muse, perhaps?), and so I approached As Good As Dead wondering if I would be blown away, and fall prey to the long-dreaded MacDowell hat trick.

No worries, as it turns out. Though MacDowell’s proclivity for constipated, furrowed-brow pronouncement rears its head every once in a while, kidnap/home invasion drama As Good As Dead bobs along engagingly for a while and then kind of dissipates on final contact as the end credits roll, a weird, full-to-the-brim cocktail of major-chord drama. Scripted by Eve Pomerance and Erez Mossek, and directed by Jonathan
Mossek, the story crams domestic/marital strife, kidnapping, white supremacist grandstanding, more generalized scumbag terrorizing, good, old-fashioned vengeance and ironic revenge into one claustrophobic tale.

What begins as an average day for Ethan (Cary Elwes), a divorced photographer juggling custody of his young daughter with his ex-wife Kate (Nicole Ansari), takes a dangerous turn when mysterious attackers break into his New York apartment and hold him hostage. The home invaders, who are led by Helen (MacDowell), aren’t looking to rob him, though. On a mission of revenge, the assailants, including Jake (Matt Dallas)
and the more psychotic and unhinged Aaron (Frank Whaley), are instead looking to avenge the years-old murder of Reverend Kalahan (Brian Cox), Helen’s racist right-wing cult leader/preacher husband. Ethan swears he had nothing to do with the crime, but Helen and her crew weigh how best to extract their pound of flesh, even as interrogations shed doubt on Ethan’s culpability. Also getting sucked into the proceedings as a hostage is Ethan’s innocent neighbor Amy (Jess Weixler).

From a story-structure point-of-view, there’s probably at least one too many characters here, whether it’s Dallas’ glowering Jake and/or Weixler’s Amy, in the wrong place at the wrong time. Juggling pathos and seething anger does not come easily to MacDowell, and Elwes, too, trades in an unplaceable accent that comes and goes. Still, there’s a hearty investment in the characters (over only action) that makes their moral dilemmas seem rather palpable, and Mossek and crew grind some nice drama out of a confined space, though, again, one wishes the dialogue and did-he-or-didn’t-he? machinations had a bit more intellectual heft, or master-chess-level scheming to them. All in all, this is a fine way to pass the time for those who are fans of the lead actors, but only as a rental — not a keeper.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, As Good As Dead comes to DVD presented in what’s billed as 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen but is actually 1.78:1 widescreen, with an English language 5.1 Dolby digital surround sound audio track, and optional English SDH and Spanish subtitles. Its motion screen menu divides the movie into 12 chapters. Bonus features consist of a half dozen preview trailers, including for The Assassin Next Door, as well as a sub-par, uninvolving behind-the-scenes featurette that consists of 19-plus minutes of mostly unshaped on-set and B-roll footage. An additional 19 minutes of cast and crew interviews includes thoughts from producers Heidi Jo Markel and Jordan Gertner, as well as plenty of cross-cut, backslapping praise by all the actors. To purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. C (Movie) C- (Disc)

Ground War: The Evolution of the Battlefield

PBS deploys its cameras to the battlefield, taking viewers on a thousand-year journey through the history of warfare in Ground War: The Evolution of the Battlefield, an intriguing new documentary co-directed by Roger Finnigan and James Millar that explores key technological advances that have shaped ground combat through the ages.

From the gladius to the AK-47, from the chariot to the tank, from trebuchets to the howitzer, and from the battle ramp to the star fort, Ground War follows the fascinating punch and counter-punch of battle tactics and new technologies. Narrated by R.J. Alison, the film is a meticulously researched four-hour production that imparts intriguing facts and anecdotes throughout, and doesn’t merely attempt to overwhelm its audience with a surfeit of brawny “cool” and firepower. With classic examples like the stirrup and lesser known innovations like the gunner’s quadrant, the series reveals how even the smallest battlefield innovations — and not just missiles that wipe out entire
buildings — can have a wide-ranging effect on the way wars are fought. Four individual episodes explore the development of the soldier and his weapons in “Warrior Weapons,” movement in the combat zone in “Battlefield Mobility,” the evolution of artillery in “Firepower,” and battlefield engineering in “Command and Control.” Regardless of what one thinks about why humans, and particularly Americans, fight so much, this is a solid nonfiction look at the nitty-gritty particulars of the industry of military, and its advances.

Ground War comes to DVD housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, presented in anamorphic widescreen, with an English language stereo audio track. There are unfortunately no supplemental bonus materials, but the depth and breadth of the feature presentation easily offsets this emptiness. To purchase the DVD, phone (800) PLAY-PBS, or simply click here. If Amazon is your online retailer of choice, meanwhile, click here. B+ (Movie) D (Disc)

Inside Job

It’s difficult to exaggerate the impact of the global financial meltdown of 2008, a tsunami that, if we were lucky, a lot of us felt as a pinch or a slap. The additional wallop that Charles Ferguson’s revelatory new documentary Inside Job packs comes from what it augurs for the future, and how it reveals the collapse to be both at once a crime of greed and an entirely systemic (if sadly preventable) failure, a de-pantsing of American capitalism to the rest of the world.

The word “empathy” was derided in some quarters of political discourse when President Obama mentioned it in 2009 in the context of a necessary ingredient of a Supreme Court justice, but clearly there isn’t that sort of honest feeling for constituents and the public at large in so many of those charged with protecting the interests of average Americans. Narrated by Matt Damon and told in breathtakingly concise, calmly reasoned strokes, the ire-evoking Inside
Job
makes this abundantly clear. In his follow-up to No End in Sight, Ferguson rivetingly connects the dots on the shadowy financial derivatives world and a subprime lending market that swelled to over $600 billion, over one-fifth of all lending in 2006. It all adds up to a corporate-friendly dance party on the backs of retirement fund pensioners and others who can least afford it. The thing that’s most irritating, however, is the sort of shock, befuddlement and indignation at the exceedingly reasonable, base-level questions Ferguson puts to various voices of the status quo in the film. Clearly, their plan is just to dance until the music stops. For more information on the film, click here. (Sony Pictures Classics, PG-13, 105 minutes)