Jenna Dewan (Take the Lead, Tamara), whose assets are more readily apparent — the movie was also seemingly yet another wan iteration on the starcrossed-young-lovers-in-dance subgenre (see Save the Last Dance, Honey, et al) that’s annually angled to tease filmgoing dollars from young urban females, particularly over the past half dozen years.
Commercially, though, those films have been hit-and-miss; Save the Last Dance was the most well received, but it had the benefit of an open tundra in January of 2001. The conventional wisdom was that August was a more dangerous and questionable release strategy; the film could potentially get lost amidst late summer holdovers. Turns out, not so much — despite playing at 500 fewer locations, Step Up outpaced World Trade Center, which opened the Wednesday prior to its August 11 bow. Part of the deft, stealth marketing campaign included a MySpace.com contest which let users submit their own dance videos. Those and other features get trotted out on the film’s DVD release.
First, though, the story. Aforementioned wisenheimer Tatum stars as Tyler Gage, a streetwise, crooked-hat-wearing rebel who gets into trouble and must perform community service. Dewan’s Nora, meanwhile, is a classically trained modern dancer who puts in hours honing her act. When their worlds collide, Nora discovers an unlikely yet gifted dancer who could possibly be her partner. As sparks fly both on and off the dance floor, the pair slowly discover that they’re better working together to realize their dreams.
From a qualitative standpoint, Step Up is a misfire. Outside of its choreographed bits, the direction is messy and slipshod, the dialogue far worse. Tatum has a certain raw magnetism, but it’s put to awkward use. Dewan is a naturally trained dancer and entirely serviceable actress, but the scenes of flirtation are stilted, and taste wrong. Still, critics aren’t quite in the typical wheelhouse demographic for this movie, are they? Yes, the lyrics from Pearl Jam’s “Not For You” come to mind…
The film is presented in 2.35:1 widescreen, formatted for 16×9 televisions, and comes with a Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound audio track, plus French and Spanish subtitles. DVD special features include an audio commentary track with the stars and director-choreographer Anne Fletcher, a featurette on the work that went into plotting out the dance steps, a collection of deleted scenes, and a blooper reel. Four music videos also get solid positioning, but the crown jewel, as it were, that will certainly drive DVD sales amongst the same set that made this a box office hit are the MySpace dance video submissions. Dewan, Tatum and Fletcher are shown judging the videos, many of the least of which then pop up in a special montage. The top five entries get full run, allowing for a degree of snatched, to-scale, communal fame somewhere between a homemade, uploaded YouTube submission and getting your name in the local newspaper. C- (Movie) B (Disc)
I know what you’re thinking, not the least of which because I’m thinking it too: what happened to the fog? Well, yes, there was a house of sand and fog, but these filmmakers got the humidity levels right, so the fog dissipated. Err… or something like that.
Pedro Almodóvar’s fanciful Volver.
Aurea (Torres, above) and her mother Maria (Montenegro) arrive in a caravan at a small, dusty town where her fanatical husband Jose Vasco (Ruy Guerra) has determined that they will plunk down and establish roots, starting a farm. Aurea is desperate to return to the city, but cannot traverse the dunes alone with aging mother and unborn child. When calamity strikes and the women are left alone, Aurea bears a daughter in the house of sand, and many years go by. As her makeshift house becomes slowly buried by the windswept sand, Aurea (now played by Montenegro) finds a certain peace in the desert, while her headstrong daughter Maria (that would be Torres again, playing her own offspring) has inherited her mother’s lust for life beyond the dunes. Will there be a compromise or reconciliation, or will mother and daughter be torn apart by their ever-widening differences?
This unusual conceit from Waddington (Me You Them) is nicely captured by screenwriter Elena Soarez, and the director gets the most out of his leads — women he obviously knows very well. Cinematographer Ricardo Della Rosa, meanwhile, shoots gorgeous and evocative frames; if you’re simply dizzy for landscape films like The English Patient, Badlands, Days of Heaven, et al, you owe it to yourself to check this movie out.
The House of Sand is presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, in a solid transfer that preserves the aspect ratio of the movie’s original theatrical exhibition. Colors are steadfast if obviously sun-worn, grain is virtually nonexistent, and there are no problems with artifacting or edge bleeding. The film’s Portuguese language Dolby digital 5.1 sound mix is solid, and optional English, French and Portuguese subtitles provide a variety of read-along options. The disc’s sole supplemental feature is a superb making-of documentary, which clocks in at more than 50 minutes. Since so many foreign language titles get the shaft in their American DVD releases, particularly in regards to behind-the-scenes material or filmmaker interviews, it’s heartening to see this piece, which includes interviews with all the principal players, on screen and behind the camera. B+ (Movie) B (Disc)
Big screen romances are such a dependable genre because we
like to relive that which pleases us, and love’s mad pursuit and rich bloom are
universal if frequently still mysterious feelings. Since the very earliest days
of the medium, Hollywood romances have frequently been
told in broad strokes and stark relief, with war and other grand spectacles
serving as both backdrops and obstacles to be overcome. This continues to suit
filmgoers — though some more regularly and open-armed than others — mostly
because falling in love can feel so
big and completely overwhelming, like a massive tilt on life’s pinball machine.
The advances of modern filmmaking, meanwhile, have helped love stories span
time in new ways.
Love Story, have also been looking for
ways to dress up romance in such a fashion that we step back and take a look at
the very smallest pieces of attraction, and what it means to tether ourselves
to another person. Penned by Academy Award-winning screenwriter Ron Bass, Mozart and the Whale is, like 1999’s The Other Sister, a movie about two
people whose emotional and mental challenges threaten to sabotage their budding
relationship.
Josh Hartnett portrays Donald, a young cab driver afflicted
with Asperger’s Syndrome whose obsessions with numbers, patterns and birds keep
him isolated and largely unable to form connections with others. Things change
when Donald meets Isabella (Silent Hill’s
Radha Mitchell) in a support group of his own creation. Rambunctious and
freewheeling, she’s in many ways completely contrary to Donald, but as Paula
Abdul and MC Skat Cat once famously taught us, opposites can indeed attract. As
Donald and Isabella try to reconcile their two worldviews and fumble toward a
private understanding that others can’t fully comprehend, we come to bear
witness to a surprisingly poignant connection.
Based on title alone, of course, Mozart and the Whale would make an interesting double feature with
Noah Baumbach’s The Squid and the Whale. In tone, however, the film is like a genial cross between a Hallmark Channel presentation
and something like the aforementioned Other
Sister, which located the robust humanity of its characters with honesty
and aplomb. Hartnett and Mitchell — an odd pair on the surface — have a nice if
somewhat reasonably dry chemistry together; anyone still thinking of Hartnett
as a Tiger Beat pin-up would do well
to see both this and the spry, labyrinthine Lucky
Number Slevin. Yes, Mozart and the Whale is a bit syrupy, but it doesn’t tip over into flat-out embarassing sentimentality.
Presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, Mozart and the Whale comes with in matching
Dolby digital 5.1 audio tracks in English and French, with optional subtitles
for each language as well. The only supplemental extra is a so-so audio commentary
track with screenwriter Bass, in which he talks at length about the development process
for the film and the true story upon which it is based. C+ (Movie) C+ (Disc)
Elizabeth Banks — cast here as Vincent’s love interest Janet, a lifelong Giants fan and fellow bartender — is only allowed to run things up to half-mast.
Presented in 2.35:1 widescreen with a Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound track (and French and Spanish subtitles, alongside English closed captioning), Invincibleincludes two feature-length audio commentary tracks. The first is with Core and editor Jerry Greenberg; the second features the real Papale, producer Mark Ciardi and writer Brad Gann. The only other supplemental feature — but the best in earned fashion, not by default — is a 25-minute, behind-the-scenes documentary in which the making of the movie is intertwined with more on the real life story of Papale. Interviewees include cast and crew, the real-life Vermeil and Papale, the latter’s various Eagles teammates, radio announcer Merrill Reese and more. It’s a great little look at by all accounts a humble and charismatic man, and includes a look at his current-day family and kids as well as an amusing anecdote about the Eagles’ infamous “Who’s Nuts” T-shirts. C+ (Movie) B (Disc)
Vida Guerra (above) an actress? No, not so much. But she does have a prodigious posterior, and that can get you cast in a lot of movies, especially when the appellation of dubious ownership “National Lampoon’s” is affixed to the front of the title, as is the case with Dorm Daze 2, the latest direct-to-video teen sex comedy. For the full DVD review, from IGN, click here.
Blake Lively), the anarchic college comedy Accepted — a mash-up of anynumber of ’80s adolescent broadsides, with a healthy pinch of FerrisBueller’s dreamer’s disease thrown in — takes this notion and runs withit, to mostly amusing effect. For the full DVD review, from IGN, click here.
Directed by first-time filmmaker Jason Rem, Put the Needle on the Record is an award-winning documentary about house music, and it claims to beloaded with both thoughtful interviews and enough woozy audio-visual mood pieces to hold the attention of genre fans and newbies alike. In reality, though, this is just a very well-produced celebration of the obvious, a sermon to the choir… well, if that choir consists of gyrating music video hootchies, bass-heads and B-boy-style deejays.
Filmed in Miami during the Winter Music Conference — an annual week-long event attended by more than 20,000 electronic music fans, artists and industry professionals — Put the Needle on the Record is nothing if not exhaustive in its cataloguing of current and nascent electronica talent, featuring interviews with everyone from the Crystal Method, BT, Deep Dish and Mark Farina to Paul Oakenfold, DJ Sammy and Nigel Richards. Other folks who I hadn’t previously heard as much about include Dave Ralph, Charles Feelgood, Christopher Lawrence, Francois K, Donald Glaude, Roger Sanchez, Liquid Todd, Josh Wink, DJ Rap, Timo Maas and Marques Wyatt. These artists and other folks help pin down the sound’s birthplace roots, crediting the gay club scene of chilly Chicago with spawning the swooping, dance-happy bass and big-break beats of the scene.
Footage from events around the globe and (naturally) a pretty solid soundtrack combine to make for a high-energy offering, but Rem doesn’t really do much to push beyond the personalities and delve deeply into what such a constructionist/collagist mindset says about the state modern music. Neither does he elevate the air-quote artistry of those involved in the genre; in fact, if the intent of this film were to more deeply ingrain people’s preconceptions of its makers, it would be a hearty success. Put the Needle on the Record flaunts house and techno as being something approaching a “lifestyle,” but doesn’t make a persuasive case for its psychological depth when compared to even fairly rote rock ‘n’ roll.
Supplemental materials of this region-free widescreen release, presented in Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound, include an audio commentary track from Rem, a behind-the-scenes photo slide show and plenty of extended interview material, including Roger Sanchez in Chicago, DJ Mea in Los Angeles, Sen-Sei and David Coleman in San Francisco and DJ Agency in New York City. C (Movie) B- (Disc)
An equally lighthearted, mid-level generic brand re-working of
roughly the same premise as 1997’s Picture
Perfect, in which Jennifer Aniston’s career gal takes on a fake beau in
order to succeed at work, the Hallmark Channel’s Family Plan finds Tori Spelling working overtime to gin up the appearance
of a perfect little family. It’s a purely cookie cutter-type movie, and flatly shot
to boot by director David S. Cass, but one whose intriguing ensemble cast gives
it a decided qualitative bump.
Jordan Bridges, son of Beau,
nephew of Jeff), and also drafts Stacy’s little girl Nicole (Little Miss Sunshine’s Abigail Breslin)
to play her own offspring.
Charlie thinks it’s just a one-night gig, but things get
even crazier when Mr. Walcott and his wife decide to move in next door to “her”
house, which is actually Stacy’s abode. Naturally, Buck eventually falls for
Charlie, and she for he, but the house of lies can’t last forever, and Mr.
Walcott is none too pleased when he finds out the truth.
Penned by Richard Gitelson, Family Plan tries to inject a bit of literate, Noises Off-type mania into the proceedings, though thankfully we
don’t have to cope with any physical comedy bits from our star. Spelling is, of
course, characteristically awful. To witness her screw up her face in
concentrated mock “feeling” is a painful experience, certainly in any dramatic
context. Here, though, things are light and airy enough that she’s merely generically bad
without completely sabotaging the
film. Also, even if you’ve never been struck before by poor music in a movie, you’ll likely notice in cringing fashion the aural accompaniment on display in Family Plan, so dopey and awful are
the compositions.
That said, for what it is, Family Plan hits its marks, for the most part, with to-scale aplomb.
What really helps make things watchable is Germann — who retains his spot-on
comic timing from both Ally McBeal
and a recent turn in Friends with Money
— but chiefly Bridges, previously so charming inthe completely under-regarded little
gem New Suit. (Maybe I’ll write more
about that sometime soon.) He’s got a face at once pliable and sympathetic, and
his easygoing demeanor makes him the perfect — and perfectly relaxed — foil for
a piece like this. For fans of Little
Miss Sunshine, young miss Breslin, too, displays nice chops, though her
role is filled out with only pretty standard jokes.
Though the review copy we screened had none of the
following, the commercial release of the Family
Plan DVD is said to include interactive menus, chapter stops, cast
biographies and filmographies, optional Spanish subtitles and a collection of
preview trailers for other MTI releases. C+ (Movie) D (Disc, speculatively)
I’m not sure if there’s a definitive earlier incarnation of the
phrase, “The calls are coming from inside the house!” but it traces most
memorably back to this 1974 flick, a moody little thriller generally credited
with helping kick-start the modern-day slasher genre. Naturally, this holiday
season brings us the inevitable remake/re-imagining, from the producing tandem
of Glen Morgan and James Wong.
Black Christmas is set
in the college town of Bedford,
where the girls of Pi Kappa Sig are preparing for the holiday season. These
young women include brassy, cynical Barb Coard (Margot Kidder), Phyllis Carlson
(Andrea Martin) and Jess Bradford (Romeo
& Juliet’s Olivia Hussey), who’s secretly pregnant by her boyfriend
Peter (Keir Dullea). They’re beset by a series of harassing and lewd phone
calls in which the cracked, deranged voice makes sexually suggestive comments,
repeats the phrase, “It’s me, Billy,” and threatens to kill the girls — a
threat on which he eventually makes good. When one girl goes missing in advance
of meeting her father, police investigator Lt. Kenneth Fuller (John Saxon)
steps into the proceedings, trying to figure things out.
Looking back now, Roy Moore’s screenplay cribs a bit from
other notable genre entries, including Psycho,
and there are additionally swathes that are outdated, to be certain (all of the
phone tracing stuff, for one). Still, Black
Christmas stands as a worthy genre forebear. It isn’t flashy or gory, but deals in tension and locates its
payoff in held “shock” shots. The dialogue has an edge, both in glancing
content (“You can’t rape a townie,” spits Barb) and doting coarse language, and Porky’s director Bob Clark trades in
smartly thought out compositions — including a single take push-in for the
final shot — and subtle POV work that much lesser directors would then
completely grind into the ground.
There have been previous editions of this movie on DVD, but
none have captured its cult appeal with quite the same painstaking attention to
detail. A newly created 5.1 stereo surround sound audio track stands alongside
a 2.0 stereo track and digitally re-mastered video here, presented in 1.78:1
anamorphic widescreen. DVD special features herein include two original scenes
with a new (and different, heretofore unused) audio track, as well as a
20-minute documentary with a slew of cast and crew interviews and a nicely
guided narration that both points up the title’s cult genre appeal and also
includes plenty of anecdotal highlights. Among the best bits are excerpts with
cameraman Bert Dunk, who explains how he and cinematographer Reginald Morris
devised and composed some of the unique point-of-view shots in the movie. The
only rub: while the doc does touch on it, I wish there had been a bit more in
the way of specifics about the movie’s botched American distribution, where it
saw release under the monikers of both Silent
Night, Evil Night and Stranger in the
House.
Twenty minutes of Q&A footage with Clark and Saxon from a December 2004 screening at Los Angeles’ Nuart Theatre prove a nice addition. Three discrete interview segments are also included in their
entirety — 17 minutes with the polite, mannered Hussey, 23 minutes with Art Hindle and 22
minutes with the aforementioned Kidder, who unflappably cops to partying off-set and, when
asked about similarities between director Clark and Brian De Palma, breezily
points out that she was sleeping with the latter filmmaker during the making of Sisters. She’s a candid, pretty
fascinating interview, and if the off-screen interviewer too frequently lobs
some of the same, overly vague questions her way, and has the audacity to try
to compare Black Christmas’ success
to that of Superman (a foolhardy
notion which Kidder quickly shoots down), you’re certainly never bored with her
direct responses, recounting and ruminations. B (Movie) A- (Disc)
Wassup Rockers charts a skipped school
day in the life of these “Latino Ramones” — black-clad, tight-pants-wearing
punk aficionados who, constantly harassed for being different, fight to be
themselves. Along with a few friends, the group takes a series of busses up to Beverly
Hills to skateboard. There, hassled by the police,
targeted by residents and seduced by two schoolgirls (Laura Cellner and Jessica Steinbaum) who spark as much to their ethnicity as their scruffiness, the boys
must navigate a surrealistic maze of mock-danger and try to return to the
air-quote safety of their own impoverished burg.
Clark’s films typically have a
roughhewn quality, but here he somewhat eschews the handheld nihilism of his
earlier work for a few more staged and rooted shots. He still has his cinematic, fetishistic affection for skinny, shirtless teen boys and pouty,
jailbait girls (in Clark’s world, everyone
under 21 is a sexual magnet) and there’s his usual discerning eye for quick,
shorthand detail — from the dirty crasher’s den that’s perfect in its
name-brand-less anonymity to a scene where one character’s mother returns home
in the morning with a wad of single dollar bills. The kids, too, are all right — they have a natural
charm.
But something about Wassup
Rockers feels reductive, perhaps because there’s so little individual
insight into the characters. There’s no doubt legitimacy to the tension between
the Latino “rockers” of the title and their neighborhood’s African-Americans,
as well as the preppy teens they encounter in Beverly
Hills, but things here feel paradoxically authentic
as well as staged. The settings are grungily accurate — save for when we enter tonier
territory — and the crew eventually achieves a sort of collective wounded grace
and place in our memory (Clark is a superb caster, as
the careers of Kids alums Rosario
Dawson and Chloe Sevigny attest), but Wassup
Rockers is also beset with clownish, wildly farcical elements that ring false.
In his positive review, I believe Roger Ebert called this “Larry Clark’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” or at least compared the two films. And that’s a discerning and entirely apt point of reference. The films share the same sense of freewheeling adventurism. A key difference, I would argue, is that while the adults of Ferris‘ world almost all present obstacles and are frequently portrayed as derisible, they come off as emblematic of the way the film’s teens see adults. In Wassup Rockers, there’s a seesaw quality to the tone and pitch that is at first merely disorienting, and then eventually invites greater displeasure.
We know the kids aren’t Mexican, as they constantly have to
remind various folks they encounter, but they do come across as emblems of a cultural minority that Clark
seems to want to flog and celebrate by merely contrasting with buffoonish
subsets from other races. By the time Janice Dickinson, in a weird cameo, is
electrocuted in a tub after attempting to seduce Kico, you’re left wondering
exactly whose view of Los
AngelesWassup
Rockers represents.
Clark’s defense of this comes in an engaging and interesting audio commentary track that serves as the DVD’s crown jewel supplemental extra, alongside extra behind-the-scenes footage and a collection of trailers. In this track, Clark talks about his influences for the movie, his sense of visual style and also how he wanted to both ground and exalt the rituals of his young charges by exaggerating and stereotyping the air-quote mainstream characters in the piece. Listening to this, I found myself coming around a bit — agreeing with what he was saying and seeing a greater aim to the work — even if I ultimately don’t think he entirely pulls it off. The film is presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, and comes with English 5.1 surround and 2.0 stereo audio tracks, plus English and Spanish subtitles. C+ (Movie) B- (Disc)
Its sequel, Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj, is set to invade theaters later this month, so naturally there’s a double-dip, double-disc version of the original Van Wilder hitting DVD too. Released under the moniker of the “Gone Wilder Edition,” it might as well be
called the “Boobies Edition,” given its special, puffy plasticine slipcover of
a bulging female chest.
Though a bit late to the teen-boom party, the silly and
shaggy but still somewhat funVan Wilder
attempts — if not entirely successfully — to resurrect the National Lampoon’s
banner. The movie’s premise is that the fictional Coolidge College’s reigning BMOC,
seventh-year senior Van (Ryan Reynolds), has to turn his avocational
party-planning skills into a vocation in an effort to stay in school when his
father (Tim Matheson) finally makes a move to cut off tuition support. In the
midst of all the craziness is uptown girl Gwen Pearson (Tara Reid, kinda awful),
a reporter for the school paper who’s out for a crucial, portfolio-making clip
— namely, the big scoop on what really makes Van tick.
OK, let’s dispense with a few notions right off the bat. Van Wilder’s plot matters not one iota.
I could tell you more, but it wouldn’t matter. I could tell you about the scene
where Van and his best friend Hutch (forgotten The Real World vet Teck Holmes, above, second from left) manually stimulate a bulldog as
part of a complex revenge scheme, but it wouldn’t matter. I could attempt to
contextualize the bizarre cameos of Erik Estrada and several Los Angeles
Clippers basketball players, but it wouldn’t matter. I could attempt to explain
Van’s “Topless Tutors” program, but… well, actually, that one pretty much
explains itself. The point is, the set pieces are stupefyingly contrived and
too stylized by just about half. But it
doesn’t matter.
No, the undeniable appeal of Van Wilder lies solely with star Reynolds, who has a comedic flair
that often plays outside the box. For all the largely deserved ridicule heaped
upon his old sitcom Two Guys and a Girl,
there Reynolds infused every line reading with a certain gleaming, frat boy
mania. In making the leap to features, Reynolds retains much of that breezy,
high-above-the-clouds mentality, similar to the working styles of fellow
Canadians Jim Carrey and Norm MacDonald. Yet where former Saturday Night Live vet MacDonald always seems to have snarky
contempt for both his material and his audience, Reynolds falls into the former
camp of flamboyant, high-wire comedic interpretation. If he’s ever uncertain of
a line reading or situation, you’d never know it. While he’s gone on to work
the buff, goateed look to his advantage in genre fare like Blade Trinity and The Amityville Horror, it’s comedy that remains his strength. He
makes it look effortless and natural, even in something as contrived as this.
So is Van Wilder a
classic? No, not really. But Reynolds really
recommends this, and in revisiting the movie on DVD four years after its
theatrical release, I was struck less by its gross-out gags and colorful set
pieces than how it plays as a sort of sleepy, Sunday afternoon diamond in the
rough, with bit roles for Curtis Armstrong (Revenge of the Nerds) and Paul Gleason (The
Breakfast Club), as well as the aforementioned Matheson. Clearly, its
makers envision the movie as belonging to the long, proud tradition of
willfully gross, youth-skewing college comedies, and there’s a charm to be
found in this unapologetically streamlined, singular vision. For what it aims
to be, Van Wilder succeeds fairly
smashingly.
As previously mentioned, this special two-disc Van Wilder: Gone Wilder edition release
comes in an Amray case with a plastic-hinged tray that is in turn stored in a plasticine
slipcase. The kitsch value is enhanced by the fact that the chest of the
faceless cover girl — whose wife-beater T-shirt sports the movie’s title and
logo — is raised, allowing you to touch three-dimensional plastic boob without
having to actually date a would-be Hollywood starlet.
Van Wilder is
presented here in both 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen and 1.33:1 full screen transfers,
the former preserving the aspect ratio of its original theatrical presentation.
The transfers are solid though not spectacular, and seem likely to be imported
from the movie’s previous DVD release. Free from any obvious digital artifacts,
the movie’s color levels are crisp and bright, though there are some occasional
problems with a bit of grain, most notably in a few montage sequences. The movie’s dialogue is cleanly and clearly captured in a
fairly straightforward and unchallenging English language Dolby digital 5.1
audio track. Atmospherics are integrated quite sparsely throughout, and
surround is only really put to the test in a few blandly mixed party sequences.
From a technical/functional level, this is fine, but in my book the audio mix
grades out as uninspiring in its imagination. English and Spanish subtitles are
also included.
Spread out over two discs, the release’s slate of bonus
material is expansive, so much so that the DVD’s interface is very slow-moving. Imported from the
previous DVD release are nine deleted scenes, the funniest of which involve
Van’s meeting with the campus Black Caucus, a forward-looking fantasy scene
with a cameo from Joyce Brothers and, painfully, a masculinized spin on the
“Topless Tutors” scheme. Also holdovers are a dozen separately presented
outtakes, a 21-minute Comedy Central special promotion of the movie and Sugarcult’s
“Bouncing of the Walls” music video.
As for the new material, an appropriately billed “drunken
idiot” feature-length audio commentary track gathers a few fans of the film,
and costar Jason Winer hosts the five-minute “Ultimate College Party Guide,” which
provides roughly the same amount of laughs. On the second disc, the 16-minute
making-of featurette “Party Legends, Pledges and Bullies” is full of pretty
amusing behind-the-scenes footage, and several of the filmmakers assert Holmes
had to engage in some real canine jack-off action (an allegation Holmes himself
denies). “Testicles of the Animal Kingdom” is an interactive quiz about exactly
what it sounds like, while the text-based “Write That Down” spotlights most of
Van’s quotable moments. “Gwen-ezuma’s Revenge,” meanwhile, provides a
seven-minute at the work of a sound effects foleyman, who in this case works up
the lurid after-effects of ingesting a “Mega Colon Blow.”The breadth of material here makes for a lot of extra fun,
but without more wry, retrospective love from Reynolds, it’s not truly
complete. A collection of assorted previews rounds out the release.
Bottom line, though: Van Wilder
delivers on its goals. Reynolds’ performance embodies the super-confident, wildly
popular college slackmaster we all wish we could have been. He’s not quite a
Ferris Bueller for the 21st century, but he’s close enough. What’s that I hear? Chug, chug, chug… To purchase the movie via Amazon, click here. B (Movie) B (Disc)
Spanish import Queens, also known as Reinas in its country of origin, might be offhandedly described as
a sort of Pedro Almodóvar comedic B-reel, featuring as it does several actresses best
known for being part of his revolving repertory. A whimsical contemporary
ensemble about mothers and their gay sons, it’s a high-pitched hoot for fans of
energetic foreign flicks and alt-familial tales.
The story unfolds over the course of a weekend leading up to Spain’s first
ever mass gay wedding. A quintet of uncompromising women (Carmen Maura, Marisa
Paredes, Mercedes Sampietro, Veronica Forqué and Betiana Blum) used to getting
their way must learn to cope with a variety of conflicts surrounding the marriages
of each of their sons. Chaos ensues, naturally, as prejudices and clashing temperaments
come colliding up against one another.
The madcap quotient is dialed up quite high here, and director
and co-writer Manuel Gomez Pereira does a good job of sustaining tone in a way
that makes the movie’s many pieces and intertwined storylines fit snugly up
against one another. Flitting to and fro in time, he drives the story forward
with snappish, breezily captured recollections, and if we don’t necessarily have
enough investment to really believe in the love affairs we’re being served, the
pace and energetic performances are such that one doesn’t dote for long periods
of time on that fact. Paredes in particular gives a memorable, cathartic turn as
a famous actress whose snooty inclinations are brought low by her son’s choice of
her gardener’s son as a mate, and in her sexually rapacious character Forqué is
given a lot of fun material. Amongst the men of the piece, meanwhile, Raul
Garcia also makes a nice impression.
Housed in a regular Amray plastic case and presented in 1.33:1
full screen, Queens comes with a
Spanish language Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound audio track, and
complementary English subtitles. There’s some slight grain during the second
act, and it seems mainly attached to the outdoor images, but overall it’s nothing
too sustained or bothersome, and certainly not a mitigating circumstance for casual
rental enjoyment. A brief but vibrant production featurette serves as the movie’s
bonus feature, alongside a collection of preview trailers for similarly themed
films and series from Here! Films and Genius Products, fare like Third Man Out and Dante’s Cove. B- (Movie) C+ (Disc)
Archie Shepp, then, is sadly bound to be forgotten — or, more to the point, never really known, and fully appreciated. That doesn’t change the fact that he’s one of the last living giants of the 20th century jazz scene, a New York City native and saxophonist who parlayed his talent for avant-garde free association into memorable collaborations with John Coltrane, Cecil Taylor and many more. Both as an instrumentalist and a singer, he is one of the most irresistable interpreters of the genre.
Archie Shepp Band: The Paris Concert provides an hour-and-a-half August, 1994 performance from the New Morning Club in France, and features Shepp alongside skilled ivory tickler Horace Parlan, plus Wayne Dockery and Steve McCraven. Covered nicely are “Revolution,” “Things Ain’t What They Used to Be,” “Ask Me Now,” “Arrival,” “The Reverse,” “Steam,” “Up Phat” and “Sophisticated Lady.” The highlight of the set is probably “Steam,” with its dizzying conflagration of high-end, helter-skelter notes. DVD bonus features include a nice little interview segment and a 21-minute bonus track — “Sweet Bird of Youth,” recorded in 2001 in a collaboration between Shepp’s band and a Moroccan quartet known as Les Gnawas de Tanger. This cross-cultural mash-up, a free-jazz fan’s dream, is almost worth the purchase price alone. For more information on Shepp, visit his eponymous web site. B- (Concert) B+ (Disc)
It’s funny, as much as the technical side of moviemaking has advanced, just how much the art of selling movies has also changed over the past two decades. 1982’s The Seduction heralded star Morgan Fairchild’s arrival in the feature film world, and it
arrives on DVD intact with its original poster text, which reads
thusly: “Alone… terrified… trapped like an animal. Now she’s
fighting back with the only weapon she has… herself!” The back cover, meanwhile, quotes a listing from the All Movie Guide that reads, “An erotic thriller with sex, violence and nudity.”
Brian De Palma’s Body Double, which released two years later and helped make a star out of Melanie Griffith as it also tackled the same sort of topic of voyeurism in the new tech age. The Seduction doesn’t have that film’s bravura camerawork or masterful construction, true, but it’s also a less violent collision of sleaze and high art, whether attempted or achieved. The reason is that writer-director David Schmoeller (Puppet Master) never aims to bite off more than he can comfortably chew. Exposition is exposition, by God, and in place of De Palma’s complicated outdoor tracking shots we’re going to spend more time oogling Fairchild in silk pajamas or something of the like.
Which brings us to the straight rub for which you’re no doubt waiting: does The Seduction score high marks as a softie skin flick? Ehh… so-so, really. Cinematographer Mac Ahlberg shoots a beautiful frame, but the nudity here is mostly of the classy, tantalizing variety. The sex isn’t overt, in other words, save for one third act bump-and-grind — it’s more about peering at Fairchild in the pool or bathtub. Speaking of which, she does look absolutely gorgeous in the movie, though I should point out the above still isn’t from herein.
Anchor Bay’s superlative DVD release of the movie isn’t billed as a special edition, but it does come tricked out with enough of a fine slate of extras that it would easily qualify for such a designation. The 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen presentation is admirably free from grain, and comes with an audio commentary track from Schmoeller and producers Irwin Yablans and Bruce Cohn Curtis. It’s a glad-handing, name-dropping, credit-obsessed affair all the way through, but not without some anecdotal bon mots, such as on the attempted casting of Valerie Perrine and Theresa Russell in the lead role.
Director Michael Apted’s enthralling non-fiction Up series, though, provides just this
sort of overarching view of human life and frailty. Inspired by the old Jesuit
maxim, “Give me the child until he is seven and I will give you the man,” the
series began in 1964 under the watch of filmmaker Paul Almond, with a group of
British children from a wide variety of backgrounds interviewed about their
lives and their dreams for the future. Apted (Nell, The World Is Not Enough),
a researcher on the original film, has returned to interview the same children
every seven years since, at ages 14, 21, 28, 35, 42 and so on. 49 Up is the latest chapter, and it
chronicles more difficult decisions and shocking announcements in both life and
love.
More of the original group than ever before take part in
these proceedings, speaking out on where their choices have taken them. There’s
cab driver Tony, the former knuckle-dusting East Ender who as a kid yearned to
be a jockey; he and his second wife now have a house in Spain, and a peacefully
arrived at middle-class domesticity. Schoolmates Jackie and Sue, meanwhile,
each cope with loneliness; Sue is divorced, Jackie is widowed and stricken with
rheumatoid arthritis, for which her ex-mother-in-law provides her with money.
The remarkable thing about the film is the manner in which
it draws you in to these pedestrian, universal problems, ailments, triumphs and
despairs, blending in footage from the rest of the series but not capitulating
to a boring, straightforward chronological recap. Apted frames the interview
segments tightly enough to let the physical comparisons speak for themselves,
and quite obviously asks just the right sort of off-camera questions to get his
subjects to open up about marriage, class, careers and prejudice. This makes 49 Up an easy pill to swallow for
audiences no matter their point of entry (I’ve missed three in the series), and a pleasant anthropological capsule through and through.
That said, the sheer range and scope of the interview
produces all sorts of interesting bon
mots. Apted, who was but 22 when he started on the series, talks in
forthcoming fashion about what he admits is his “life’s work,” and his
adherence to more universal themes. This includes how he included questions and
a lot of talk about Princess Diana’s death in 42 Up, using it as a sort of critical filter, but removed the bulk
of these bits because they seemed not to hang in concert with the rest of the
pieces. There’s also interesting information about 49 Up being the first film of the project to shoot on digital video,
and Apted and Ebert each astutely strike upon an interesting (and correct) chord
when they talk about the different modes of viewing for the series — and how those who view
the films in large batches typically have, experientially and fundamentally,
different reactions than those who have seen many of the movies piecemeal. For
more information about 49 Up and
First Run’s superlative box set release of the rest of the series, visit www.firstrunfeatures.com,
or purchase either title straightaway through Amazon by clicking here. A-
(Movie) B (Disc)
Some low-budget movies are able to take their relatively
limited means and make this work for them by building it into the conceit — be
it something like Cube or My Dinner with Andre. Straight-up horror
movies of a certain meager pittance often fail in this regard because they have
one eye so staunchly on the bottom line, and are worried about — and more often
than not, entirely conceived around — commercial, lowest-common-denominator
reception.
Into this latter category falls writer-director Kevin VanHook’s remarkably unexceptional Slayer, a
vampiric actioner that centers around a swaggering paramilitary dude sent deep
into a South American jungle to rub out a clan of bloodsuckers. Certain films
have the courage of their own construction, which allows them to sport their
influences with playful forthrightness. Slayer
does not, alas. Boldly nipping from and wanly mashing together elements of Predator, Commando and Buffy the
Vampire Slayer, the movie unfolds with a boastful, self-serious strut that inspires
much eye-rubbing and deep sighing.
Casper Van Dien (Starship
Troopers) stars as said commando, Hawk, who teams up with his ex-wife (Jennifer O’Dell) to look for an old colleague (Kevin Grevioux) that’s been abducted by
the vampires. Much gnashing of incisors, so-so wire work and equally middling,
squib-happy effects work ensues, along with atrocious dialogue. There’s a Lynda
Carter cameo, but it feels so blatantly like a called-in chit as to incite
snickering. Also dropping in for paychecks are Ray Park (Darth Maul himself),
Tony Plana (Ugly Betty) and pock-mocked
tough guy fixture Danny Trejo, who’s made acne scars work for him more than
anyone else I can summon to mind. All in all, Slayer never really slays anything, least of all audience boredom.
Presented with a slightly raised slipcase cover, and in
1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen with optional Dolby digital 5.1 or 2.0 surround mixes,
the film at least comes with a relatively nice transfer. There is also a slight
roster of supplemental features — a polite but somewhat shrug-worthy audio commentary
track from VanHook and Van Dien, a photo gallery and a DVD-ROM accessible PDF
of the screenplay. D+ (Movie) C+ (Disc)
John Tucker Must Die, a harmless
confection of teen entertainment and one of the bigger box office surprises of
last summer and early fall. Buoyed by savvy, his-and-hers commercials on Comedy
Central and smart trailer placement on The
Devil Wears Prada — which was a big July hit for 20th Century Fox — John Tucker turned a tidy profit in
pulling in more than $40 million domestically, and stands to do well on DVD now
that star and Desperate Housewives
hunk Jesse Metcalfe is back on the small screen to remind younger viewers of his
shirtless screen time in this film.
The story itself is pure boilerplate. High school jock John
(Metcalfe, above left) is immensely popular — the captain of the basketball team, and
dating three girls (Arielle Krebbel, Ashanti and
Sophia Bush, above right) at once, none of whom know about each other. Wallflower Kate (Brittany
Snow) witnesses John’s duplicity, and conspires with the girls to get revenge
through a series of schemes both somewhat shrewd and familiarly lowbrow (i.e., replacing
John’s bodybuilding powder with estrogen).
Director Betty Thomas (The
Brady Bunch Movie, Private Parts, 28 Days) is skilled in capturing
comedic rhythms in a smooth, bright, unfussy manner, and she certainly does that
here. She’s also given a script that, if completely functional and doughy on a
macro level, also really gets right the balance between spurned hurt and sassy,
empowered flippancy. Ergo, you have a story of femme-centric revenge that will
play to the same sort of 13-18-year-old set that helped make Mean Girls a hit, but a movie that also
delivers a few nice helpings of attractive ladies cavorting about in skimpy
outfits. For teen guys, that’s quite easy
to “suffer.”
John Tucker Must Die
is presented in a decent transfer, though there’s an irksome bit of edge
enhancement present, especially in the movie’s first two-thirds. Both a full
screen cut and a 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen presentation — the latter preserving
the aspect ratio of its original theatrical presentation — grace this disc, as
do the original and an “extended cut” of the movie, which clocks in at a
whopping 10 indistinguishable seconds longer. Audio arrives in an English
language Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound track which amply captures the movie’s
rather meager dialogue demands, but pops nicely with its bouncy song
interludes. Spanish and French Dolby digital 2.0 surround sound tracks are also
available, as are optional English and Spanish subtitles.
A smattering of so-so, EPK-type featurettes (“Grrrl Power,” “Kodiak
Yearbook,” “On the Rebound”) will please the teen-core set in their
gum-snapping buoyancy, but don’t offer much in the way of replay value. Metcalfe
provides a four-minute on-set tour, though, which is a nice touch. Thomas sits
for a full-length audio commentary track with her editor, Matthew Friedman, and
along with a few anecdotes about the cast they also fairly impartially assay
the film’s place alongside other, like-minded teen flicks. Two deleted scenes
and a dating quiz round things out, alongside the obligatory gallery of trailers. C (Movie) B- (Disc)
The commercial success of Eli Roth’s Hostel has — in addition to the normal birthing of a sequel — lead
to a lot of people both scrambling to resituate developing spec scripts and locate/purchase
more of the same in lands aboard (see Turistas) and to reposition their schlocky B-movie horror pictures as somehow of that same
grim, torture-centric ethos. While billed as “the Spanish answer to Hostel,” first-time director Martin
Garrido Barón’s H6: Diary of a Serial
Killer is actually much more of a piece with 1986’s appropriately well
regarded cult classic Henry: Portrait of
a Serial Killer or writer-director David Jacobson’s 2002 indie Dahmer, starring Jeremy Renner.
H6 centers around Antonio
Frau (Fernando Asaco), a convicted murderer who, recently freed after 25 years
in prison in the death of his girlfriend, inherits an old brothel from an aunt
he never knew. Taking this as a sign to “cleanse” the surrounding area of the women
who work the streets, Antonio embarks upon a course of ritualistic purification.
He sets up a little torture shop and meticulously records his misdeeds in bloodletting
— all while, in parallel fashion, beginning a new life with a new wife
Like it or loathe it, Hostel
had both a garish and darkly humorous side to ostensibly counterbalance the bleak,
unremitting torture and gore of its late second and third acts. Even if you
could in no way, shape or form feel good about yourself after it was over, it
was the story of a descent into hell. H6,
meanwhile, is less forcefully convincing in its narrative specifics, as well as
its setting. It feels cobbled together, distilled from other American genre
entries, and if the killer’s diary is an original element, it’s never quite
fully utilized to the degree that one might guess from the title. It never
offers a deeper glimpse into Antonio’s soul that might be described as
lastingly haunting. He seems withdrawn and almost taciturn — a shallow proxy of
wickedness for the audience to impress their own ideas of evil onto.
That said, the movie certainly looks well put together, and achieves
swatches of not inconsiderable psychological sway courtesy of this production
design and cinematographer Sergio Delgado’s murky palettes. While not driven by
gore to the degree many American independent and low-budget genre productions are,
diehard fans of psychopathic fare with a forgiveness or indulgence for psychological
affliction and/or foreign flicks will find in H6 some… well, enjoyment?
Presented on a dual layer disc in anamorphic 1.85:1
widescreen, with Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound and DTS surround sound 5.1 audio
tracks, H6’s special features consist
of eight minutes of interviews with director Barón and lead Asaco, plus the
movie’s theatrical trailer and a trailer gallery of other releases from
distributor Tartan. Naturally, for this Spanish flick, English subtitles are
also included, though hey, violence is universal. B- (Movie) C+ (Disc)
Richard Grant, however, make the
leap, and certainly not with deeply felt semi-memoirs like Wah-Wah, which recounts in only slightly compacted fashion his
coming-of-age in the late 1960s during the final stages of British rule in
Swaziland, South Africa.
Careening charmingly to and fro in a fashion that — if one
is charitably inclined toward its indie rhythms and indulgences — gives full,
contradictory three-dimensionality to all of its main characters, Wah-Wah takes as its lead young teenager
Ralph Compton (About a Boy’s Nicholas
Hoult), who is beset by nervous tics. After his father Harry (Gabriel Byrne, above left),
the local Minister of Education, and philandering mother Lauren (Miranda
Richardson) split up, pop capriciously takes up with an American, brassy
erstwhile stewardess Ruby (Emily Watson, above right), as well as, more frequently, the bottle. Prone to violent rages and weepy, morning-after apologies, Harry becomes a more
and more erratic figure in his son’s life, leading Ralph to both develop strong
bonds with Ruby and explore his own creativity, through puppetry and acting.
Ruby causes waves, much to the consternation of stuffy neighbor Lady Hardwick
(Celia Imrie), by teaching the maid to read and sponsoring the (black) gardener
for a spot in a theater production; Ralph, meanwhile, scandalously cons his way
into a screening of A Clockwork Orange.
While all of this content could easily be played for pathos,
menace or boozy laughs, Grant isn’t afraid to showcase a fuller emotional
spectrum. As in life, the feelings and rationalizations on display in Wah-Wah change, sometimes at a moment’s
notice. Perhaps most interesting is the manner in which the movie assays a
slowly healthily step-parent relationship, as well as its meticulous attention
in regard to the detail of its hermetically sealed, colonial ex-pat setting,
and the inherent panic that living there at that time must have induced.
All of these things said, and Grant’s impressive
elicitations of performance from his ensemble cast notwithstanding, I still
found my attention wandering a good bit during Wah-Wah. It feels longer than its 98 minutes. The movie certainly
bears the undeniable stamp of auteurism, but its novel and abrupt shifts in
rhythm also just as frequently undercut both any traditional sense of mounting
tension and, paradoxically, at least some of its realistic sense of rooted place.
For all its idiosyncratic delights, one can’t help but want a little more
firmly laid track underneath the narrative.
Presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen, Wah-Wah benefits from a fairly solid
video transfer with rich and consistent colors and very little grain, and also
comes with a Dolby digital 5.1 audio track. There are unfortunately no
supplemental features, which is both fairly puzzling and mortally wounding for
the release of such a personal film. C (Movie) D+ (Disc)
Few films of the past year have provoked in me quite a response like Chris Paine’s documentary Who Killed the Electric Car?, which stirs both thought and blood-boiling outrage about moral responsibility as it relates to our environment in detailing, as it does, in
compelling case study form, the great premium placed on the maintenance of the constipated
status quo — on protections for corporate profit over public interest.
The story centers on one of the fastest, most efficient
production cars ever built. It ran on electricity, produced no emissions and catapulted
nascent American technology to the forefront of the automotive industry. The
lucky few who drove it never wanted to give it up. So why, in a systematic act
of automotive ethnic cleansing, did General Motors recall its entire fleet of leased
EV1 electric vehicles, in one case refuse an aggregate consumer purchase offer
of more than $115,000 per vehicle and eventually destroy the cars in secret in the
Arizona desert?
To understand that is go back more than 15 years. In 1990,
with smog alerts threatening public health and daily quality of life in one of
the country’s most populated states, the California Air Resources Board (or CARB, for short) targeted the chief source of that problem: auto exhaust. Inspired by a recent
announcement from General Motors about an electric vehicle prototype, the Zero
Emissions Mandate was born, requiring two percent of all new vehicles sold in California
to be emissions-free by 1998, and 10 percent by 2003.
What followed was a carefully plotted murder by numbers. Cognizant
that a frontal assault would not only come across as unseemly but also likely
wouldn’t work, General Motors and a variety of other big business interests —
with no gas, no oil changes, no mufflers and rare brake upkeep, one can see how
the vehicle was a threat to the multibillion dollar automotive maintenance
industry — colluded to quietly snuff the most radical smog-fighting mandate
since the catalytic converter.
How? By everything from rolling out low-end product and
marketing it in elliptical fashion to purchasing a controlling interest in
revolutionary battery technology that would extend radius capability and then
sitting on its promotion and implementation. Essentially by paying lip service
to the notion of change while working behind the scenes to help perpetuate the
false impression of electric vehicles as undersized, underpowered and
inconvenient, and thus help foster the appearance of muted consumer demand. With
that in hand, Big Auto could argue the law was an unfair business restriction,
which they did. When the federal government, under the Bush administration,
joined a lawsuit against CARB and the state of California,
the writing was on the wall. The law was repealed, and billions of dollars in
federal money instead diverted to hydrogen fuel cell research that is 15-20
years off, instead of hybrid-electric technology that could manufacture cars
getting 100-plus miles per gallon today. (Angry yet?)
While admittedly canted, Who
Killed the Electric Car? doesn’t pin the blame on just General Motors or a
single villain; it’s equally an indictment of a corrupted and corroded system.
To this end, the film includes an impressive roster of interviewees, including former
Carter administration energy advisor S. David Freeman, former GM board member
Tom Everhart, the American Petroleum Institute’s Edward Murphy, ex-CIA Director
James Woolsey, authors Paul Roberts and Joseph Romm, consumer advocate Ralph
Nader, Los Angeles Times auto critic
Dan Neil, former CARB chairman Alan Lloyd — a divisive figure — and celebrity EV
drivers Mel Gibson, Alexandra Paul and Peter Horton. One of its most
plaintively convincing voices, however, might be former EV1 sales specialist
turned activist Chelsea Sexton, who in clear-eyed and detailed fashion relates
the compromised launch of the electric car.
In examining the brief life and death of EV1, its cultural
and economic ripple effects and how they reverberated through the halls of
government and big business, Who Killed
the Electric Car?emerges as an emblematic tale of the disincentivization
of technology, and how consumers are strung along like junkies. After all, for
how long now have we been hearing about radical fuel economy improvements “in
the next five to 10 years”?
Many of the important safety standards and other automotive
improvements we have and take for granted today — seat belts, airbags, fuel
economy standards — all had to be rammed through via legislation. We currently
have political leadership — fueled by complicit consumer silence on this issue
— that has abdicated its responsibility on this front and become a lapdog of
industry. While it may be casually and wrongheadedly derided by those with contrary financial
investment as agitprop, Who Killed the
Electric Car? piercingly demonstrates how technological advancement occurs only when it aligns with monied
interests, and argues persuasively for the idea that we all deserve better.
Presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, Who Killed the
Electric Car? comes with a Dolby digital 5.1 audio track and optional subtitles in French. Documentaries with any sort of interview component forces hard choices about what to cut, and Paine turned in a trim theatrical cut, at just a whisker over an hour and a half. The twelve deleted scenes here, then, offer interviewees a bit more time to pontificate, and they’re certainly welcome inclusions, even if one chat devolves into a snake-eating-its-own-tail conversation about EV “pollution.” A short companion doc, Jump-Starting the Future, takes a look at independent alternative fuel research and other technology innovation, and though it only scratches the surface, it definitely makes you want to lobby for more government funding on this key issue. From the shameful-waste-of-space file, meanwhile, comes a music video for Meeky Rosie’s “Forever” and trailers for other Sony releases. While solid, this title could have used a little more participatory heft, thus boosting its educational value. As is… A (Movie) B (Disc)
The Da Vinci Code was one of the most anticipated films of the past several
years, so the big screen adaptation of Dan Brown’s controversial bestseller was
bound to disappoint a large number of folks, if only due to the law of
averages. In the end, though, lukewarm critical reaction couldn’t dint Sony’s
savvy day-and-date release scheme, which let much of the world see the film at
the same time — a rarity for anything except an action blockbuster. Cash registers rang loud and clear, with a
final theatrical tally of over $750 million, “only” $218 million of which came
from the United States.
Still, popularity doesn’t equal quality, and as adapted by
Akiva Goldsman and directed by Ron Howard, The
Da Vinci Code is executed with such grim turgidity as to drain the ostensible
popcorn thrill out of Brown’s novel. In its steadfast devotion to the
source material, the film version of The Da Vinci Code eschews the sort
of spry adventure pacing that would help circumvent, or at least gloss over,
many narrative potholes, proving with a loud thud that that which delights the
mind does not necessarily delight the eyes.
For those unfamiliar with the narrative, Tom Hanks stars as
Harvard professor of religious symbology Robert Langdon, who is in Paris
to give a guest lecture. Just as he’s finished, he’s summoned to the Louvre to
aid in the identification of mysterious markings found on the body of curator
Jacques Sauniere (Jean-Pierre Marielle), who we’ve seen murdered by Silas (Paul
Bettany), an albino monk who inflicts
ritualistic pain upon himself to be closer to God. Captain Bezu Fache (Jean
Reno) — like Silas, a member of the ultra-conservative Catholic sect Opus Dei —
suspects Langdon of the murder, and is hell-bent (if you’ll pardon the
expression) on extracting a confession out of him.
French cop/cryptologist Sophie Neveu (Amélie’s Audrey Tautou)
comes to Langdon’s assistance, and together they wriggle free of Fache’s
custody; she also eventually reveals herself to be Sauniere’s estranged
granddaughter. At issue for the duo are a
series of coded messages that Sauniere has left. These messages lead to a
key, and the key in turn to even more clues that all point to a secret about
the mythical Holy Grail and Jesus Christ of Nazareth — a secret that a shadowy
Opus Dei council, led by Bishop Aringarosa (Alfred Molina), will stop at
nothing to destroy. Wanted by Interpol, Langdon and Neveu manage to stay one
step ahead of Fache and solicit the assistance of Leigh Teabing (Ian McKellan),
an old colleague of Langdon’s.
The labyrinthine conspiratorial mysteries that unfold in
jet-setting fashion all over Europe and neatly unravel
in the movie over the course of 36 hours or so are, of course, wildly
improbably condensed, but to get hung up on that is to miss the point. National Treasure and any number of
other historical thrillers are based on equally implausible or fancifully
ridiculous turns, but nowhere near this dramatically inert; lightness afoot is the key to their success.
Howard and Goldsman, however, seem to fundamentally misread the appeal of Brown’s book — its sugary
surface touch with intricate conspiracies, its savvy commingling (and
co-opting?) of history and religion with more traditional elements of the
thriller genre. It’s the literary equivalent, I assume, of sugar-free
dessert; one reads it and feels like they’re somehow smarter or healthier than
before they started. The big twist of the movie centers around “the greatest
hoax perpetrated on mankind,” yes, but the filmmakers and every member of the
cast save McKellan seems to be ground into the shoals of dullness by the weight
of that quote-unquote obligation. Howard attempts to ratchet up the profundity
of it all by shooting dark, dour frames and working in some transposed
backdrops to help “connect” present and past, but what this chiefly means is long, chunky passages of didactic
exposition. What does pass for character development — say, Neveu taking
Langdon to a park and buying drug paraphernalia off a lingering junkie so that
they then “have a moment to think” — is frequently downright laughable.
Hanks soldiers through this muddled affair as best he can,
but evidences no discernible chemistry with Tautou, who is a charming actress
out of her depths here. Only McKellan breathes some quirky, sardonic life into
his role as Teabing. Everyone else seems
to be solemnly intoning from one of the various narrated guidebooks for the
cottage industry of Da Vinci Code
travelogue tours. The end result is a self-serious bore, with just a few
precious intermittent moments of excitement.
The Da Vinci Code
is available in separate full screen or 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen editions, each
of which contain the same bonus material spread out over two discs. Audio
choices offer forth English, French and Spanish language 5.1 Dolby digital
surround sound tracks, as well as an English 2.0 stereo track. In somewhat keeping
with the bloated nature of the feature, it’s quantity over quality with regards
to The Da Vinci Code’s bonus slate. Most
of the 10 included featurettes clock
in at four to eight minutes, and give vague and/or superficial insights into the
making of the movie or a single aspect (Hans Zimmer’s score, for instance) of
its construction.
An exception to the rule is a two-part Filmmaker’s Journey mini-doc, which comes in at around 40 minutes pieced
together and touches on the practical hurdles and complications of production as
well as Bettany’s make-up, etc. Also of
some atypical interest is a five-and-a-half-minute featurette on the hidden codes
and visual signifiers with which Howard seeds his film. A downloadable puzzle
game is also available via DVD-ROM, though I’ll be sticking to sudoku, thank
you very much. C- (Movie) B- (Disc)
Edwige Fenech was a natural fit for these sort of unabashed romps, which reveled in a silly, heightened style. Lovingly packaged and produced by No Shame Films come two of her earlier works, previously unreleased in the United States — 1972’s Ubalda, All Naked and Warm, from director Mariano Laurenti, and Sergio Martino’s Giovannona Long-Thigh, from the following year.
Ubalda is a top-notch if still somewhat culturally specified la ronde, its farcical story centering around a medieval Italian knight, Olimpio (Pippo Franco, of Billy Wilder’s Avanti!), who returns home from war and finds himself caught between his unfaithful wife (Karin Schubert) and the comely Ubalda (Fenech), a bored bride with a jealous husband-to-be (Umberto D’Orsi). Frustrated to no end by the chastity belts of the women in his life, Olimpio slips in and out of fanciful daydreams and concocted schemes, dressing up as a painter in order to try to get closer to Ubalda, who certainly does little to discourage his attention.
Magali Noel Naturally, the Q-Man was intimately familiar with her work.) and meeting Quentin Tarantino at the Venice Film Festival. Now a wider American audience can be too. B (Movies) B (Discs)
Another animated sitcom of exaggerated proportion, creator Seth MacFarlane’s Family Guy is sort of a love-it-or-hate-it proposition, and I freely admit that it eventually reaches a point of diminishing return, where it’s only really funny in relation to your understanding of and appreciation for the characters. “More is more,” could be the unofficial credo of the show, much to the chagrin of those invested in quaint notions of story. The difference is that Family Guy‘s characters are so out there, and its setting (Rhode Island) and point-of-view are so canted and different from a lot of other sitcoms out there that it can be willfully ridiculous and still fairly successfully funny at the same time, if ultimately fleeting and a bit forgettable.
The Da Vinci Code, Chris battles a talking zit and the angry monkey that lives in his closet). There are times when the story stops cold so that Peter can engage in a two-minute fight sequence with a giant, evil-eyed chicken. “PTV” and “Brian Goes Back to College” kick things off, with the former finding Peter refuting the FCC’s stringent new broadcast standards (leading to this hilarious song) and realizing that everything is much more interesting when framed as part of a reality TV show and the latter highlighting the differences in Brian’s intellectual interests and pursuits from the rest of the family. Other episodic highlights include “I Take Thee Quagmire” and “The Courtship of Stewie’s Father.”
It’s fitting that since Family Guy was rescued from the trash bin of cancelled TV series by (at least partly) its robust reception on DVD, this release includes a heaping helping of supplemental material. First off, it must be noted that the full frame, 1.33:1 presentation of the series looks exceptionally pristine, though that may speak more to the cruddy broadcast quality of my local Fox affiliate than anything else. In addition to jocular audio commentaries on every episode from MacFarlane and other writers, Family Guy: Volume Four also includes multi-angle scene studies on four episodes (“PTV,” “Brian Goes Back to College,” “Patriot Games” and “Sibling Rivalry”) and a featurette that shows one how to sketch the irascible Stewie.
The bulk of the supplemental material is available on the last disc, and includes a seven-minute walking tour of the writers’ offices and animation studio with frequent guest voice Adam West, as well as a 15-minute look at what it means to be a director on an animated show. The disc’s crown jewel, though, comes in the form of more than 40 deleted scenes; if the show’s scattershot humor is right up your alley in the first place, these are like manna from heaven, and definitely provide some fun new clips for your outgoing answering machine message. B- (Show) A- (Disc)
It’s funny, in hindsight, to think of The Golden Girls as the proving/staging ground for Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry andArrested Developmentcreator Mitchell Hurwitz, both of whom penned more than a dozen episodes of the series during the course of its seven seasons and 159 shows, including several here in this set. (The Golden Girls also gave a chatty youngster named Quentin Tarantino work as an Elvis impersonator, but that’s neither here nor there…)
On the surface, its premise should have rendered the show it a quaint little sitcom for almost exclusively older audiences. Yet the series’ whipsmart joke writing and strongly defined, amusingly drawn characterizations helped it earn not only an incredible 11 Emmy Awards and four Golden Globe statuettes, but also the respect and love of younger adult audiences who recognized a bit of themselves and awakened to the possibility of life after 50.
Per its title, The Golden Girls is centered around three somewhat aged friends — naive Minnesota native Rose Nylund (Betty White), promiscuous Southern belle Blanche Devereaux (Rue McClanahan) and perpetually exasperated den mother Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak (Bea Arthur) — who live together in the retirement haven of Miami along with Dorothy’s cuttingly sarcastic mother Sophia (Estelle Getty). The fall-back template for much of its comedy lies in the nudging, back-biting and loving sniping of their own relationships, but comedic fodder is often also found in their various romantic liaisons.
That’s certainly true of this penultimate season, in which Dorothy attempts to reconcile with ex-hubby Stan (Herb Edelman), only to have old problems flare up; she later gets wooed by none other than Sonny Bono. Sophia takes Blanche’s tips to attract men, leading to some unique disasters. Rose, meanwhile, tries skydiving to add some spice to what on the surface is an unlikely relationship. Other guest stars this season include Debbie Reynolds and Jeffrey Tambor.
Presented in 1.33:1 full screen, the 26 episodes of The Golden Girls: Season 6 come spread out over three discs and housed in an attractive cardboard slipcover in a pastel-hued shade of purple. The audio is anchored by a Dolby digital 5.1 surround sound track, and there’s a chat from a retrospective on the show from the Museum of Television and Radio, part of their nice recurrent series on sitcoms and serials of yesteryear. B+ (Series) B (Disc)
Home Improvement
is a classic example of a television series that defines its audience early on
and then gives that subset more of what it has grown to love, while also adding
enough small character wrinkles to keep things legitimately fresh and moving
forward. The show was originally rooted in the gruff, “guys’ guy” stand-up
comedy of star Tim Allen — part of a spate of pilot production deals handed out
to up-and-coming comedians in the early 1990s — but anyone who followed the
series in its later years will attest that only the most trace amounts of that
edge remained. Instead, Home Improvement
grew into the equivalent of a pine tree — a dependable if unspectacular small
screen laffer with not quite the majesty of an oak, the delicious novelty of an
apple or lemon tree nor the mannered beauty of a willow tree.
For those unfamiliar with the Detroit-set show, Allen stars
as Tim Taylor, the affable, pun-loving host of a Bob Villa-type, do-it-yourself
television program called Tool Time.
His faithful co-host is Al Borland (Richard Karn), and his long-suffering wife
is Jill (Patricia Richardson). Together, they preside over a brood of three
rambunctious sons (with an irritating nine names between them — Zachery Ty
Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Taran Noah Smith), and live next door to a
rarely glimpsed neighbor, Wilson (Earl Hindman), who dispenses nuggets of
advice that help, when necessary, steer the perpetually mishap-making Tim
toward compromise and apology.
Highlights from the series’ fifth season find Tim joining Jill’s book club just to outdo one of her classmates, Tim installing a home security system that drives everyone crazy and Jill taking a liking to psychology and doling out advice left and right. Taylor Thomas’ Randy, meanwhile, gets voted “Best Butt” at school. Home
Improvement, like many of its familial sitcom brethren, sometimes stoops a bit too
often to the overly simplified husband-as-idiot routine, and the requisite “very special episode” (in this case “The Longest Day,” which teases the possibility that Randy may have cancer) falls flat. Still, the characters
are nicely sketched and rather warmly brought to life by both Allen and especially
Richardson, who would pick up the third of four unfulfilled Emmy nominations
for her work this season. Episodic highlights include “Advise and Repent,” “The Look,” “Doctor in the House” and the roundabout titled
“Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights.” Guest stars herein include Marla Sokoloff and Miguel Sandoval.
Presented in 1.33 full screen with audio in Dolby digital
2.0 stereo, Home Improvement: The
Complete Fifth Season comes spread out over three discs in a cardboard slipcase that houses the set’s sturdy gatefold packaging.
Unfortunately, though, the only bonus material comes by way of a brief, season-specific blooper
reel, at least some of which fans will no doubt recognize from Dick Clark’s
visit to the set for his blooper-laden specials. C+ (Series) B
(Disc)