It’s a happy 23rd birthday to reformed bisexual Melinda from The Real World, whose last name no one really knows. (That would be Stolp, actually.) Thank you — no, seriously — for your hardcore penchant for boy-shorts and steadfast commitment to exhibitionism, but please, pretty please, don’t feel the obligation to become an actress. Just take your great imitation of Julia Roberts’ laugh and air-quote fairy-tale relationship, enjoy some time off, keep toned and tanned, and wait by the phone until the next Real World/Road Rules Challenge…