Lest anyone think that awards season has me in the mood for dishing out superlatives and superlatives alone, it’s worth mentioning that Cameron Richardson is notably awful in Alvin and the Chipmunks, a movie which also features CGI rodent flatulence and David Cross squandering much of the accrued goodwill of Arrested Development.

I feel like I’ve seen Richardson somewhere else before, but I know it’s not my dreams, and I didn’t see Rise or Open Water 2: Adrift. She failed, too, to reprise her Dorm Daze role of Adrienne in the bootyliciously wretched sequel, whose predecessor I also missed. Maybe it was some random TV commercials for Point Pleasant from which I recognized Richardson, I’m not sure. One thing I can say, though, is that I (pray I) won’t be seeing her in a sequel to Alvin and the Chipmunks.