It’s a happy birthday to bodaciously chesty Jennifer Ellison, who turns 25 today. Yeeaaaahh… wait, who, you ask?

Look, with a picture like that, are you really in any position to be asking questions? Seriously, though, British import Ellison made somewhat of an impression (in that I at least remember her) as Meg Giry in The Phantom of the Opera, opposite the much-hated Emmy Rossum. And she also has a seriously foul-mouthed and memorable role in the strangely comedic horror-thriller The Cottage, opposite Andry Serkis. I gather she was a judge, too, on the British reality show Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life, about which I have absolutely nothing to say. But the fact remains that, her estimable dance background aside, Ellison… oh, who am I kidding? I can’t even do any serious career analysis. Just enjoy, hornballs…