So not to go on a total poster bitch-fest jag, but the one-sheet for the forthcoming Whiteout, starring Kate Beckinsale, has dropped, and it also looks like a weird Photoshop job, albeit a better one than Good Luck Chuck‘s sorry poster.
 <b>But the proportion of feet to gun to head is off; it doesn’t quite play</b>.</p>
<p>Maybe I’m subconsciously pissed because this shot affords no glimpse of skin. Or maybe I’m just unnerved because it reminds me in passing of a recurring dream I had as a young kid, wherein a hooded Eskimo tried to violently shiv me.<br /><a href=)
After all, that’s a large part of the reason that to this day I bear a grudge against the Inuit. Well… that, and the fact that they clubbed the rest of my family to death with baby seals when I was 10.
It looks like Kate is snowboarding in that picture. Weird.
And goddamn those Inuit! WITH baby seals, huh?