Safety Not Guaranteed


The Best Screenplay award winner at the Sundance Film Festival, Safety Not Guaranteed is an entertaining and endearing little seriocomic bauble that, while having a smidge of fun tweaking genre conventions and expectations, also richly mines for laughs the pained regret and fumbling desires of its characters in much the same manner as Alexander Payne. A movie of exquisite silver linings — which locates the humor in the swallowed ache of emotionally stunted men without ever selling out the legitimacy of their feelings — director Colin Trevorrow‘s debut offering heralds a solid new talent on the indie film scene.



Needing a story, Seattle magazine writer Jeff (Jake Johnson, of New Girl) pitches his boss (Mary Lynn Rajskub) on tracking down the person responsible for a strange classified ad seeking someone to go back in time with the author, reading in part, “Must bring your own weapons, safety not guaranteed — I have only done this once before.” Given the go-ahead, Jeff snatches up two interns — Darius (Aubrey Plaza), a disillusioned live-at-home college grad, and the timid Arnau (Karan Soni, above center), a studious biology major trying to diversify his resume — and sets out for the tiny seaside community of Ocean View, where the ad has a listed post office box number.

There, they discover Kenneth Calloway (Mark Duplass), an eccentric and paranoid grocery store clerk who’s convinced he’s solved the riddle of time travel. The real impetus behind Jeff’s desire to hit the road turns out not to be the story on Kenneth, but instead an old… well, adolescent sexual conquest, Liz (Jenica Bergere). With Jeff spending his time pursuing her, the specifics of getting the actual journalistic scoop fall mostly to Darius, who slowly gains Kenneth’s trust. In the process, she finds herself becoming decidedly intrigued with his nerdy survivalist ways, and the fact that, Kenneth’s weirdness notwithstanding, people really do seem to be following him.

As penned by Derek Connolly and directed by fellow New York University graduate Trevorrow, the film is a beguiling combination of pin-prick comedy (Darius is told she’s “not a quality hire” by a restaurant manager after a painfully blunt interview) and melancholic character notes. There’s a breezy, lightweight quality to a lot of the movie’s banter, but it never seems false or out-of-step with the characterizations, which are actually quite nicely sketched, and deepen emotionally with time. As Darius and Kenneth kind of trip and fumble toward something approaching romantic bloom, and the movie flits about the edges of the grander sci-fi fantasy its conceit suggests, Jeff’s blossoming disillusionment and unhappiness is rendered in contrast to Darius’ emotional thawing.

Duplass, kind of jittery and guarded, nicely captures both the hurt and hope in Kenneth (who will only say that his mission involves “mistakes, regret and love”), and Johnson delivers a winning turn as a man-child who finally if improbably seems to discover the tools that might enable him to grow up. If not for all its other considerable pleasures, Safety Not Guaranteed is also, at the very least, a winning feature showcase for Plaza, an ensemble player on Parks and Recreation whose sardonic wit is here, for perhaps the first time, leavened with grace notes of vulnerability and longing. It’s the look of someone who wants more, and is realizing that she’s capable of it, and it’s a look that suits both the character of Darius and Plaza herself. For the full, original review, from ShockYa, click here(FilmDistrict, R, 87 minutes)

ShockYa DVD Column, June 28

For my latest Blu-ray/DVD column, over at ShockYa, I examine the special wreckage of John Cartersit in judgment on Nicolas Cage’s Seeking Justice as a turd pie; float down ABC’s dammed The River; assess that Michael Vartan and Sean Astin were justly Demoted; get angry at documentary Windfall; stare at Kelly Preston’s rack and Anthony Crivello’s hair in 1988’s Spellbinder; and wonder why today’s movie titles all bend toward play-it-safe timidity. Again, it’s all over at ShockYa, so click here for the full read.

Arbitrage Trailer Promises Sex, Lies and Politics

So the trailer for Arbitrage (Roadside Attractions, September 14), the feature-directing debut of writer Nicholas Jarecki, is now online, and it looks like a slick, engaging, well-oiled thing — a casserole of hubris, high finance, fraud, infidelity, deception, loyalty and criminal complicityRichard Gere is the hedge-fund magnate looking to broker a big sale of his trading empire; Susan Sarandon his wife; Brit Marling his brilliant daughter and heir-apparent; Laetitia Casta the smoking hot mistress whose untimely passing occasions a cover-up; and Tim Roth the cop doggedly in pursuit of the truth, of which Nate Parker seems to represent a telling loose thread. “Can’t wait,” as Bart Scott once barked. For more on the film, click here to visit its web site.

People Like Us




The directorial debut of Alex Kurtzman, co-screenwriter of big-budget genre fare like Star Trek, Cowboys & Aliens and the Transformers movies, People Like Us takes aim at the intense affection and resentment that only family can inspire, telling the story of a young man’s discovery of a half-sister he never knew he had. An affectionate drama marked and buoyed by engaging performances, the movie’s apex of catharsis is a genuinely nice payoff, but the home stretch of the road it takes to get there bends a bit too much toward convenience.

Still, if one can overlook various road-bumps and the obviousness with which the dramatic boil gets turned up, there’s much to enjoy. The movie’s technical package is solid. Shooting in a bevy of locations, cinematographer Salvatore Totino delivers a Los Angeles that feels palpably rooted as these characters’ homes instead of some tourist snapshot fantasy of the same.

The performances are winning, as well. Chris Pine and Elizabeth Banks have a legitimately nice chemistry, and the latter brings a sardonic, self-defensive pop to scenes even if the movie shrugs off her character’s disease of alcoholism in short order. Michelle Pfeiffer, meanwhile, showcases a fragility laced with surprising reserves of flintiness. And in his feature film debut, young Michael Hall D’Addario is solid. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (Disney/DreamWorks, PG-13, 115 minutes)

One Day on Earth


Like last year’s Life in a Day, which also aimed to catalogue a single day on this planet, documentary One Day on Earth is the result of a massive undertaking from a diverse group of volunteer filmmakers assembled by a participatory media experiment. Beguiling as well as meandering, but thought-provoking and frequently gorgeous, it’s an interesting nonfiction snapshot that — in capturing the wide variety of life, human and otherwise — is much cheaper and more exotic than any similarly farflung, passport-stamped itinerary a viewer could put together on their own.



Overseen by director Kyle Ruddick, and wrangled into shape from more than 3,000 hours of footage in more than 70 different languages (subtitled here when necessary), the one day from One Day on Earth is October 10, 2010 (yes, 10/10/10). A web site helped spread the words regarding submissions, but a few grants and a United Nations connection of the filmmaking team also helped place cameras with more than 95 UN offices in an effort to allow people to film in countries where it would normally be difficult. Amazing footage from a few other countries (North Korea, we’re looking in your general direction) arrives via what one supposes are smuggled in cameras.

The country of origin for each piece of footage is labeled. And, like an old VH-1 pop-up video, One Day on Earth is tagged with statistical trivia that holds true on the film’s date of production — some hopeful or pause for thought (26.3 percent of the world’s population is under 14 years of age), and some sad and grim (45 percent live on the equivalent of $2.50 per day, or less). Mostly, though, despite its thematic groupings and standard-of-life comparisons (food preparation, transportation, water potability), this movie is just a field trip through life, with all the wide-eyed skips of the heart it implies.

A young girl in Tajikstan picks cotton to earn money for her books, while elsewhere another parent admits her disappointment with the one daughter of hers that has continued in school past fourth grade, since it means she can’t assist in making money for her family. In Haiti, a young woman talks about the emotional after-effects of the earthquake, and how they are channeled into her art. In Kosovo, a bride (above) gets made up in elaborate fashion for an orthodox wedding ceremony.

Given its more esoteric roots, there’s a certain ceiling for a movie like this, it’s true. But One Day on Earth highlights the interconnectivity of life on this planet, and the simple fact that our fates are bound together in this wonderful, perilous journey. For the full, original review, from ShockYa, click here. For more information on the film, meanwhile, click here. (One Day on Earth, unrated, 104 minutes)

Sinister Trailer Promises Chills, Thrills

The trailer for Sinister (Summit, October 5), starring Ethan Hawke as a true crime novelist dad who discovers a box of terrifying home videos in his family’s new home, thus triggering supernatural horror, is now online. That it gives off major Insidious and Paranormal Activity vapors is an unsurprising and intentional thing, given that it is from the producer of same. Solid box office ducats seem fairly certain. It just holds the trailer presently, but for more information on the film, hit up its web site here.

OC87


Mental health issues are but one of many elephants in the room when it comes to any serious national political discussion of social services. Severe mental illness is often the ultimate disease of “the other” (schizophrenics who don’t take their medications and the like), additionally marginalized because those with the resources to care for afflicted family members are more likely to be wrapped up in shame and silence than advocacy.

But what of dozens of other crippling mental illnesses, and the treatments that exist and could help so many people but for the proper resources and opportunity? Funny and poignant and suffused with all the complication of life, OC87 is a nonfiction film that leaves one pondering that question. As its full title suggests, it’s a movie about depression and mental illness. But it’s also unique and affecting in that it’s a very subjective document, co-directed by Bud Clayman, a diagnosed major depressive with the good fortune of support and assets not within the reach of so many.

A therapeutic undertaking with co-directors Glenn Holsten and Scott Johnston, OC87 takes as its subject Clayman, the only child of loving, upper-middle class parents. Its title derives from a dark period in 1987, when Clayman tripped headlong into a major depression, shut out everyone and everything around him, and tried to exert a meticulous control over every element of his life. Diagnosed with all of the disorders present in the title, the present-day Clayman — who matriculated at Temple University and rolled the dice on a movie career in Hollywood before eventually finding some much-needed structure working at his father’s business — is an affable enough guy who physically resembles a sort of sad-sack cross between Bob Saget and Jeffrey Ross.

He’s gripped by wildly intrusive thoughts, though. A hoarder who carries around a massive collection of keys that he doesn’t need in his pocket, Clayman lives in a seemingly perpetual state of crippling anxiety. The movie conveys this in a variety of ways — including a stirring breakthrough moment in an appointment with his therapist, who has Clayman poise a pocket knife over his wrist as a means to illustrate living with nervousness. Most effectively, though, it has Clayman provide a voiceover narration of his everyday manic thoughts as he goes about riding the bus and walking down the street.

At once intensely personal and universally moving, Clayman’s film is of a piece with Doug Block’s 2010 nonfiction portrait of his family, The Kids Grow Up, which documented the filmmaker’s own struggles in letting go of his teenage daughter. OC87 is Clayman’s story, but it connects his struggles to the outside world in smart fashion, having him also visit and talk to his doctors and other folks coping with mental illness.

On a certain level, OC87 is a work of advocacy, no doubt. But it transcends those parameters, and the condescension such a description connotes. Perhaps even more remarkable, the film locates a stirring, amusing and improbable climax rooted in Clayman’s love of Lost in Space. “Ever tried, ever failed — no matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better,” Samuel Beckett once wrote. This unusual and genuinely involving film is a testament to that dictum. For the full, original review, from ShockYa, click here. (Therapy Productions, unrated, 91 minutes)

Alessandra Mastronardi Talks Woody Allen’s To Rome With Love




Alessandra Mastronardi is beaming like a kid on Christmas morning, and can’t stop laughing. But then again, why not? The 26-year-old actress has a lot to be happy about, after all, having snagged a plum role in filmmaker Woody Allen’s latest movie, To Rome With Love. She’s presently in Los Angeles, accompanying the movie for its premiere at the Los Angeles Film Festival (above). In it, she plays Milly, a small town girl who, during a trip to Rome, leaves her husband Antonio (Alessandro Tiberi) for a hair appointment, gets lost in the city, and ends up getting romanced by a famous movie star (Antonio Albanese). I had a chance to speak to the pleasantly accented Mastronardi one-on-one recently, about working with Allen, celebrity and tabloid culture in her homeland, and why her English has an Italian-Irish tinge to it. The conversation is excerpted over at ShockYa, so click here for the chat.

Brave Redux

Opening this week, of course, is Disney/Pixar’s Brave, which means it’s time to reset my review. Does the movie trade in more traditional “Disney princess” story pivots more than one might wish? A bit. But is it visually sumptuous, even by Pixar standards? Yes it is.

Alison Pill Talks To Rome With Love, HBO’s The Newsroom


She’s only 26 years old, but Alison Pill has already twice done something most actors or actresses her age would punch their mothers to get a chance to do: work with Woody Allen. In the writer-director’s latest film, the unfortunately re-titled To Rome With Love, she plays Haley, an American student who takes an Italian fiancé, Michelangelo (Flavio Parenti), and hosts her parents (Allen and Judy Davis) for a visit to meet him. I had a chance to talk to Pill one-on-one recently, about the movie, her continued love of theater, and her new Aaron Sorkin-scripted HBO series, The Newsroom. The conversation is excerpted over at ShockYa, so click here for the lively read.

Olivia Munn and Paul Schneider Are The Babymakers

So the trailer for The Babymakers (Millennium Entertainment, August 3) is now online, and it feels like a loser in the August comedy sweeptakes, up against For a Good Time, Call… and The Campaign, just to name two other films off the top of my head.

It’s a jizz-heist laffer, from the Beerfest and Super Troopers guys, in which Paul Schneider’s character tries to break into a sperm bank to get back his donated seed so that he can get his wife (Olivia Munn) pregnant. Notwithstanding the weird-match factor and seemingly dubious chemistry on display between the two, can Munn really convincingly play sweet, or basically a straight woman, after the leak of all those delicious sexts to ex-boyfriend Chris Pine? That mode wasn’t exactly her forte to begin with.

And the film’s poster is atrocious, let’s just be honest. Any one-sheet that features a guy with that look on his face is just announcing its knuckle-dragging intentions and phoned-in lack of ambition, honestly, or making a misguided play for female sympathies. “Dumb,” i.e., ribald and loose-limbed and full of bong rips, is all fine and good (it’s what the Broken Lizard guys have made a career out of, after all), but the repartee here feels stale. If one feels like cycling through its wonky set-up that features other movies’ preview clips, though, The Babymakers‘ red-band trailer, inclusive of boobs, is also over at Yahoo, here. So there’s that.

Friends: The Complete Series Gets Blu-ray Date


Friends: The Complete Series will debut on Blu-ray on November 13, it was announced today by Warner Bros. Home Video. This ultimate collector’s set will feature over 110 hours of content — all 236 original broadcast episodes released for the first time in the United States, plus 20 hours of supplemental features, including over three hours of newly added special features. This never-before-seen content includes a retrospective documentary with new interviews looking back at the influential 10 years of the series, never-before-released cast appearances, various unaired on-set footage, a new gag reel and more. All 10 seasons have been completely remastered in stunning 1080p high definition video with a 16×9 widescreen format and 5.1 audio. No word yet on whether interviews with the Rembrandts or a remix CD will be included. To pre-order the set via Amazon, click here.

Double Trouble




Jaycee Chan, the 29-year-old son of Jackie Chan, headlines Double Trouble, a slickly packaged action comedy that, for both better and worse, gets much of its inspiration from Western sources. Seemingly composed as homage to both the elder Chan’s mismatched-cops Rush Hour series and the recent Ocean’s movies, this lithe genre effort has a surface engagement that melts like a pat of butter as the film winds its way toward its preordained conclusion. For the full, original review, from Screen International, click here. (China Lion, unrated, 89 minutes)

The Woman in the Fifth

A dark testimonial to the notion of artistic bloom and creative salvation through misery, Pawel Pawlikowski’s The Woman in the Fifth is an intellectually engaging puzzle box, a movie that happily dances about on both literal and metaphorical planes. Starring Ethan Hawke as an emotionally wayward novelist and Kristin Scott Thomas as his mysterious new muse, this very European film should find intrigued and mostly unpiqued embrace in the arms of Stateside arthouse audiences for whom the cast will be the main factor that gets them in the door.



American author Tom Ricks (Hawke) arrives in Paris with the intent of reconnecting with his estranged wife (Delphine Chuillot) and young daughter (Julie Papillon). The attempt at reconciliation goes poorly and Tom, after his luggage is stolen, ends up in a flophouse at the edge of the city. The proprietor, Sezer (Samir Guesmi), sort of takes pity on him, letting Tom stay without paying, and later giving him a mysterious security job at a run-down warehouse, buzzing people in if they speak the right name.

During this time, while spending his nights writing long letters to his daughter, and trying to scrape up the money to hire an immigration and child custody lawyer, Tom strikes up a relationship with Ania (Joanna Kulig, of Elles), a Polish waitress with an interest in poetry. Taking a flyer on a bohemian writers’ event, he also meets Margit Kadar (Thomas), an enigmatic translator who seduces Tom and, while complimenting him and his work, also asserts that he presently has the makings of something grander — “a real tragedy if you play your cards right.” A series of strange, inexplicable events ensue, leaving Tom even further racked with doubt over the course of his life.

No paean, this, The Woman in the Fifth takes as its source material Douglas Kennedy’s novel of the same name. Pawlikowski, however, isn’t interested in plumbing the notion of the tortured artist solely for purposes of masturbatory self-exaltation. He constructs his movie as a kind of lightheaded, slightly buzzed mystery of the tension between the id and ego, something that composer Max De Wardener’s music wonderfully and slyly abets. In this respect, Tom’s corralled consciousness is both literal and a bit of a metaphorical dream device, but neither alone.

As a conundrum that’s perhaps a bit too proud of it, there are plenty of lingering questions the movie doesn’t answer. But the performances here are so finely modulated — Hawke shines, in owlish, large-lensed glasses that make him look slightly like a younger, more intellectual Mr. Magoo, while Thomas luxuriates in caginess and a mature sexuality — that for most of its running time its refusal to sketch out much by way of its characters’ pasts hardly matters. The film is savvy about slow-peddling Tom’s neediness, and smart about what gets its hooks in him; “You have a voice, I believe in you,” says Margit, which is like catnip to a creative type like Tom.

If there’s a complaint, it’s that The Woman in the Fifth — whose title refers to Margit’s lodging, a European colloquialism — seems a bit slim, and dodgy especially in its end game. It clocks in at only 83 minutes, and misses the chance to plumb Tom’s cultural isolation to further moody effect. And when its most intriguing and unsettling twist occurs, it’s a short, 15-minute sled ride to the off ramp, which comes across as an abortive wrap-up that, no matter the ambiguity of its ending, feels like it deserves a bit more investigation. Perhaps that’s intended for the post-viewing conversation over coffee, however. For the full, original review, from ShockYa, click here. (Art Takes Over, R, 83 minutes)

The Girl From the Naked Eye


A pulpy, low-budget slice of film noir cross-pollinated with a martial arts flick, the curiously titled The Girl From the Naked Eye will certainly win no awards for great originality, but nonetheless serves as a stylish and engaging little vehicle for the surly charms of star Jason Yee, as well as its filmmaking team. The sophomore effort of director David Ren (Shanghai Kiss), the movie is a case of style over substance, to be sure, but boy is that style impressive on what must have been a true shoestring budget.

When a young Los Angeles escort, Sandy (Samantha Streets), is murdered, her protective and grief-stricken driver, Jake (Yee), confronts strip club owner Simon (Ron Yuan) about who might have been the culprit, as flashbacks fill in the story of their unusual friendship. Sensing that Simon isn’t telling him everything, Jake then starts dropping beatdowns left and right, cutting a swathe of retribution across the night. This leads him to Simon’s gun-dealing gangland benefactor, Frank (Gary Street), who also has the benefit of a police shield. Dominique Swain pops up in a small, flirty role, as does adult film star Sasha Grey (the lead in Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience); that they’re well integrated amongst all the fisticuffs is a further credit to Ren and his collaborators.

If the hardboiled plot description above inspires little more than a yawn, unabashed B-movie The Girl From the Naked Eye actually has a lot going for it. Shooting digitally (and almost entirely at night), Ren and cinematographer Max Da-Yung Wang concoct a rich, foreboding visual palette that doesn’t get lost in the murky darkness of the film’s noir-ish roots. And Ren — working with Yee on the choreography of the fight sequences — doesn’t overdo it on the spastic edits, gifting his movie the benefit of a real personality.

Still, the story here is thin, and propped up less by real characters and more by a referential love for its genre forerunners. Both in the name of its crusading protagonist and various tossed-off bits of dialogue (“You don’t know when to quit, do you Jake?”), The Girl From the Naked Eye echoes Chinatown and a dozen another miniaturized knock-offs. Story-wise, there aren’t reasonably enough obstacles to stretch this out to feature-length, even at a paltry 84 minutes that includes an extended closing credits crawl.

All that said, those demerits almost all relate to sins of omission, and/or the movie’s basic DNA make-up. If it doesn’t live up to the wildness of Park Chan-Wook’s Old Boy, another obvious antecedent and inspiration, The Girl From the Naked Eye at least makes good on its modest aims, allowing Yee to slap silly a bunch of would-be human roadblocks. There are some moments of sly charm and connection here, making this polished movie a treat for fans of indie genre fare. For the full, original review, from ShockYa, click here. (Archstone Entertainment, R, 84 minutes)

Tomboy


Humans are inherently social creatures, and the manner in which we each form a perception of our place in the world around us — and how our ego takes shape and form from our id — certainly relates as much to our interactions as any ingrained or telegraphed sense of social acceptance and duty. Capturing the fickle progress of that individual transformation, however, is a difficult task.



A tender and perspicacious look at the toddling steps of adolescent character and personality, writer-director Celine’s Sciamma’s French import Tomboy assays the gender confusion and willful but not malicious deceit of a 10-year-old girl. Against a backdrop of overly programmed “issue dramas,” this movie is notable for its strong foundation in character and wholesale investment in psychology, rather than salacious plotting.

Tomboy centers on a family with two daughters who moves to a new suburban neighborhood during the summer break. At home with her parents (Mathieu Demy and Sophie Cattani) and bouncy, six-year-old sister Jeanne (Malonn Levana, quite good), 10-year-old Laure (Zoe Heran, above) is content, if reserved. With her Jean Seberg haircut and gangly physicality, however, Laure is mistaken for a boy by the local kids, and decides to pass herself off as Mikael. Standing out from the other rambunctious guys, Mikael catches the attention of Lisa (Jeanne Disson), and a tentative, stilted courtship ensues. As the end of summer and the start of a school year looms, however, it seems that the expiration date on Laure’s fib is finally approaching.

For a film about the complex representations of childhood identity and burgeoning adolescent desire — pre-sexual, but still hormonally oriented — Sciamma’s sensitive and engaging movie remains largely apolitical and nonjudgmental, in ways that it’s certainly hard to imagine any mainstream American studio effort matching. Tomboy doesn’t shortchange its gender identity issues, but neither does it whip them up into a cheap, frothy tizzy, wherein opposing camps are merely given platforms to argue “pro” and “con” positions for Laure’s benign deceit.

In canny fashion, the film also retains a certain layered ambiguity about the honest degrees of Laure’s impulsivity in assuming Mikael’s identity. When she gazes at herself in the mirror, and starts mimicking the manner in which boys spit on the playground while playing soccer, is it born of pre-existing gender confusion or a sense of displacement from within, or rather a curiosity about the way that boys strut and pose? Saying much more risks spoiling the film’s delicate beauty, but when Laure’s secret unravels, the manner in which her family also reacts is interesting and thought-provoking — on an intellectual plane rather than some axis of perfunctory conflict. Tomboy is heartily invested in its title character, but Laure’s deception also impacts Lisa, young Jeanne and the rest of her family as well, and Sciamma (Water Lillies) hearteningly pays careful attention to those characters as well, coaxing wonderful, naturalistic performances out of her mostly young cast. Tomboy is definitely a highlight of last year’s foreign film crop.

Housed in a regular plastic Amaray case, Tomboy comes to DVD with Dolby digital 5.1 or 2.0 stereo audio tracks, a trailer for the movie and a couple other releases, and a brief but engaging behind-the-scenes featurette that includes subtitled comments from Sciamma about her inspiration for the material and the production process. For more information, visit Wolfe Video’s website. Or to purchase the DVD via Amazon, click here. B+ (Movie) B- (Disc)

NOTE: SharedDarkness is proud to be sponsoring a DVD giveaway for Tomboy. For a chance to win a copy, simply email your name to editor@shareddarkness.com. After a winner is chosen, we will be in touch to collect your mailing address, and ship out the DVD. One entry per email address. Best of luck!

Julie Delpy, Chris Rock Spend 2 Days in New York

If one is of the opinion that Julie Delpy is a delight, which is very much the correct opinion to have if one is an open-hearted person rightly familiar with her flirty, thoughtful collaborations with Richard Linklater and Ethan Hawke, as well as 2 Days in Paris, then the trailer for the latter’s sequel, 2 Days in New York (Magnolia, August 10), co-starring Chris Rock, will bring a smile to your face, if only for the deliciously oddball pairing it seemingly augurs. Cultural differences, unwitting racism and uncomfortable sexual candor get a comedic workout in this tale of a radio deejay and the visiting family of his live-in French girlfriend. Again, the trailer is here for those wishing to take a gander.

That’s My Boy




The gleeful, stunted-maturity idiocy at the heart of Adam Sandler’s Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore and Andy Samberg’s Hot Rod is the target at which That’s My Boy, their new comedic collaboration, is aiming. Unfortunately, if a wild, anything-can-happen philosophy permeated those delightfully warped offerings, the same thick, indolent haze of self-satisfaction that characterized 2010’s Grown Ups, Sandler’s previous latter-day nadir, is manifest here, in a laboriously programmed vulgar comedy of air-quote outrageousness.

Director Sean Anders, who in 2008’s Sex Drive delivered as fun, lived-in and casually assured a teen sex comedy as since the original American Pie, here serves as a pace-master and little more. There’s no frisky independent personality to this tale, only an inexorable slog from set piece to set piece, and scenes written to seemingly fold in as many friendly cameos as possible. For the full, original review, from Screen Internationalclick here(Sony, R, 116 minutes)

The Tortured


A stupendously inane and pointless slice of revenge-based horror whose title might as well describe the audience watching it, The Tortured chronicles the story of a young married couple’s capture and torment of the man convicted of kidnapping and murdering their five-year-old son. Told in hammy fashion and marked by a pair of hysterical, uneven lead performances, this inept genre entry is an embarrassment to almost all involved.

A mass of expository set-up opens the movie, which centers around suburbanites Craig and Elise Landry (Jesse Metcalfe and Erika Christensen). Craig witnesses their son being snatched from their front yard, and a feverish search ensues, along with glimpses of the psychotic abductor, John Kozlowski (Bill Moseley, adding another demented jewel to his crown of leering, morally detestable reprobates), terrorizing and presumably molesting the boy. The police finally nab John, but not in time to save the Landrys’ son. When he’s convicted with the possibility of parole, Elise and Craig, a doctor, hatch a plan to extricate John from police custody and extract their own systematic retribution, keeping their victim alive for as long as possible. As a detective (Fulvio Cecere) works to locate the presumably escaped John, the couple hole up in an abandoned house, but soon find their own moral compasses put to the test.

Other films, including Dennis Iliadis’ recent remake of The Last House on the Left, have with some success delved specifically into parents pushed too far, and/or confronted with harm to their child. So the failings of The Tortured do not lay with its conceit; instead, they’re a matter of vision and execution. The movie, penned by Mark Posival and directed in stirringly bungled fashion by Robert Lieberman, stumbles out of the gate, never seeming to come up with a good “in” for its story. From its first panicked scene, The Tortured starts off at such a high emotional pitch that it renders nearly everything that follows almost neutered by comparison.

For a movie in theory about the warping, darkly transformative power of parental grief, there’s a striking paucity of intellectual application or even basic ideas here. The film clocks in at a meager 82 minutes, but its first 20 minutes could easily be collapsed to but five or six. After plodding along and setting up its torturing-the-monster conceit, the third act stupidly hinges on poorly reasoned flip-flops in intestinal fortitude between Craig and Elise. There’s an almost obligatory end twist, of course, but the movie doesn’t even see this through to the end, instead wrapping things up in a manner almost as tidy is it is risible.

Metcalfe and Christensen most bear the weight of this problematic narrative; they’re not particularly convincing as parents, and, individually and collectively, their interpretations of grief chiefly exist in volume. This film is a mess, and not in a campy, entertaining way. Avoid the torture. For the full, original review, from ShockYa, click here. NOTE: In addition to its theatrical engagements, The Tortured is available on a variety of VOD and digital platforms, including iTunes. (IFC Midnight, R, 82 minutes)

Mark Duplass Talks Your Sister’s Sister, Jean Shorts


The Chinese calendar may state otherwise, but 2012 is most assuredly the year of Mark Duplass. After all, the multi-hyphenate extraordinaire has four films in theaters as an actor and two others, Kevin, Who Lives at Home and The Do-Deca-Pentathlon, which he co-wrote and directed with his older brother, Jay. In director Colin Trevorrow‘s Sundance Award-winning Safety Not Guaranteed, Duplass stars as Kenneth, a troubled guy who, convinced he can travel through time, is looking for a partner to go back with him. In Lynn Shelton‘s Your Sister’s Sister, he’s a damaged guy, still grieving the loss of a brother from one earlier, who gets caught in between his longtime friend (Emily Blunt) and her sister (Rosemarie DeWitt). I had a chance to sit down with Duplass one-on-one recently, and chat about those delightful films, the differences in his working relationships with each of the two directors, the perils of bicycle-smashing and… jean shorts. The conversation is excerpted over at ShockYa, so click here for the lively, considerably awesome read.

Red-Band Trailer Debut: For a Good Time, Call…

If one is over 18 or can figure out a way to lie about their age and peg it to a phony email account, the new red-band trailer for For a Good Time, Call… (Focus, August 31) is online now, over at YouTube. The trailer sells the concept and nicely spotlights a few naughty bits, but, having seen the movie, I can say it doesn’t fully get at and convey the effervescent charm and chemistry of Lauren Anne Miller and Ari Graynor, which is its true strongest selling point.

Bill Moseley Talks The Tortured, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D


Character actor Bill Moseley is in the unique position of having one of those recognizable faces that frequently spawns a sense of unnerved dread or disgust when people place it. But that’s a good thing, actually. With dozens of credits to his name, the amiable Moseley has carved out a position as the star or featured player in a number of horror flicks with high cult appeal. He made his mark as Chop Top in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and, years later, Otis B. Driftwood in Rob Zombie’s directorial debut, House of 1000 Corpses, a role he reprised in The Devil’s Rejects. His latest movie is The Tortured, in which he plays a pedophile and murderer who claims the young son of Jesse Metcalfe and Erika Christensen. I had a chance to speak to Moseley one-on-one recently, about the movie, some of his weird experiences with horror fans, his lifelong love of music, and his role in the upcoming The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. The conversation is excerpted over at ShockYa, so click here for the read.