Over at Salon, Andrew O’Hehir weighs in on the Armond White-Noah Baumbach imbroglio. Inside baseball? You betcha, which O’Hehir freely admits.
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Noah Baumbach Returns Armond White’s Dislike, By Proxy
Greenberg director Noah Baumbach and critic Armond White do not like each other… partly because the latter suggested in a review that Baumbach’s mom should’ve had an abortion? Sweet Christ I’m glad I’m not involved in shenanigans like this. Writing with vitriolic flair (when deserved) is one thing, but ad hominem attacks of that sort make clear that the critic’s chief interest is really himself, which shouldn’t be the case. The closest I’ve come to being the subject of a filmmaker vendetta, to my knowledge, is Troy Duffy, who threatened me over the phone and helped orchestrate a campaign of minor harassment on occasion of the original release of The Boondock Saints.
Veteran Film Critic Todd McCarthy Axed By Variety
In what’s been deemed a cost-cutting measure, three-decade veteran Todd McCarthy has been axed by Variety, the latest in a series of critic cappings that recall not so much an industry struggling to find its way in the era of New Media, but a mob movie montage of calculated extinguishings. The reaction from the critical community has been fairly harsh, if somewhat predictable, with Kim Voynar and others lashing out at the myopia of Variety‘s decision, not entirely without reason.
Still, can anyone legitimately claim this a surprise? It’s shocking merely in the way that the culmination of a grand, unsettling event is shocking — like a breakaway dunk in a big basketball upset. It’s an undisputed fact that arts journalism is a devalued brand, and criticism especially so. So Variety played the short money game, because previous cutbacks haven’t worked, and other bold strokes (executive bloodletting, a divestment of office space, and salary rollback) apparently weren’t on the table.
The harsh, bleed-like-me reality, though, is that McCarthy’s salary package was likely worth more than what nine out of 10 film critics make. And for those of a younger generation, film criticism seems to be trending toward a state of perpetual scramble, in which free agent-writers term-contract their services and trade on reputation and demi-celebrity, however dubious a distinction that is. It sucks, because it involves massive amounts of work that isn’t about the work. And yet someone sketch me a plausible macro-alternative.
LAFCA Comments on Iranian Director Jafar Panahi’s Arrest
The Los Angeles Film Critics Association issues a statement in support of recently arrested Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi. It’s an unfortunate reminder that freedom isn’t oxygen — existing stably and in equal measure around the globe. Well worth checking out The White Balloon and Offside, for those who haven’t.
F.X. Feeney on Don Levy’s Herostratus, Screening at Redcat
Over at the L.A. Weekly, the estimable F.X. Feeney pens a love letter to Don Levy’s 1967 film Herostratus, describing a “lost masterpiece of life as advertisement,” which includes a three-minute cameo from an 18-year-old Helen Mirren. The film screens at Redcat on Monday, March 1 at 8:30 p.m.
Brad Schreiber Eyes 2010 Oscar-Nominated Short Films
Over at the Huffington Post, the estimable Brad Schreiber has a look at this year’s short film Academy Award nominees. My look at last year’s Oscar-tabbed animated short films, meanwhile, is available here, while my look at the live action nominees is available here.
Actors Drafted for Soapy Hot Tub Time Machine Promotion

Sometimes, when you’re an actor, you get drafted for silly promotional stunts, as happened to Hot Tub Time Machine costars Clark Duke and Collette Wolfe (far right) at the Air Canada Center in Toronto last night, as part of a “Tub Crawl” promotion at the Maple Leafs hockey game. When it involves ladies and soap suds, though, that’s not a bad thing, truth be told.
Photo Debut: Jeff Bridges in Tron Legacy
It’s not part of some design-of-the-day scheme, but in other Olivia Wilde news (she also costars in the film about to be mentioned), kudos to the folks at Disney, who are smartly piggybacking on Jeff Bridges’ no-brainer Oscar nomination for Crazy Heart by pegging the release of a photo from Tron Legacy to today.

Meditative and blue-hued, it doesn’t rank up there with Comic-Con’s Iron Man photo release from a couple years back in terms of sheer pizazz, that’s for sure. But it works in counterbalancing fashion to the sheer volume of effects-intensive promo shots that no doubt await, further down the line. Tron Legacy centers on Sam Flynn (Garrett Hedlund), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin
Flynn (Bridges), as he looks into his father’s disappearance and finds
himself pulled into a digital world where his dad has been
living for the past 25 years. Together, they embark on a life-and-death journey
of escape across an exceedingly dangerous cyber
universe. The film releases December 17.
In Regards to Audience Perception and Directorial Intent
In entertaining and thought-provoking fashion, Luke Y. Thompson assays the tangled intersection of audience perception, directorial intent and cinematic truth, over at Geekweek; it’s an offshoot of an exchange we had that cropped up after I viewed the director’s cut of Rob Zombie’s Halloween II. Meanwhile, in an unrelated note, Roger Ebert posts some video excerpts from a Friday home visit by Up in the Air director Jason Reitman.
A Look Back at a Decade’s Worth of Influential Television
Late to the linkage party, but over at the 213, Telly Davidson tackles the top 10 television series of the decade, without mentioning South Park (shucks) or My Name is Earl (huzzah).
Brad Schreiber Recaps 2010 Palm Springs Festival
Over at Huffington Post, talented multi-hyphenate Brad Schreiber recaps the Palm Springs International Film Festival, of which he knows well.
On Conan, Jay and The Late Shaft
Over at The 213, Telly Davidson takes a look at the ripple effect of The Jay Leno Show‘s cancellation, in advance of Conan O’Brien’s swan song on The Tonight Show this evening.
LAFCA Names David Lynch’s Mulholland Dr. Film of Decade

Old-ish news by just a couple days, but the Los Angeles Film Critics Association, in a poll of its members, has tabbed David Lynch’s Mulholland Dr. as the Film of the Decade. Carving out a Top 10 list in any given year is tough, but picking from a decade’s worth of cinematic masterpieces is an especially brutalexercise. It’s always interesting to see how past favorites rise andfall in favor, and the personal unit of measurement in undertaking suchan endeavor is invariably subjective: Are they the films whose craftyou most admire, or those you most revisit? Are they films withpowerfully moving closed-circuit narratives, or need they leave youwith much to ponder?
I think the breadth of LAFCA‘s polling reflects the catholic tastes andintellectual engagement of our membership, but in so many ways Lynch’s Mulholland Dr. is an especially appropriate choice as Film ofthe Decade, and not only because it captures in elliptical fashion the polarizing extremes of life in Los Angeles. A beautiful, woozy mystery for the id, portions of itsmeaning are readily apparent, while others dance along its edges,deliciously up for substantive argument and debate — which is part ofwhat we as film critics love, after all. For some interesting reading/skimming, the full list of all 190 films receiving votes on 41 member ballots, as well as individual critic lists, is available by clicking here. Happy perusing!
Village Voice Releases 2009 Film Poll
If you need it, the Village Voice‘s annual year-end film poll crowns The Hurt Locker the Best Picture of 2009, followed by Summer Hours, A Serious Man, Inglourious Basterds and 35 Shots of Rum. Confessions of a Shopaholic, Alien Trespass and All About Steve do not slot, shockingly.
Brittany Murphy Dead at 32

It was a shock to hear about the sudden, sad passing of Brittany Murphy today, at only 32 years of age. It always is when one of the young ones goes, I guess, no matter how much or little one connected with their work.
As I’d noted several times previously in writing about both Murphy and her films — most recently in the new-to-DVD Deadline, not one of her better vehicles — she undeniably possessed a certain crazy-girl appeal, that sense that you were in the company of someone who could show you immense highs, but also perhaps leave you broken. On a certain level guys like women like that, even if only from afar, because they remind us of the unattainable girls from high school who moved with a deadly, unearned confidence, and seemed to exist on some other social stratum.
How quote-unquote damaged was Murphy, by life, illicit substances or some combination thereof? I’m not sure. There were rumors here and there, and obviously the coming days will provide a clearer picture of her medical history, for those interested in diving into the details. Without getting into specifics, though, it was clear from fairly early on that Murphy was someone who felt deeply, offscreen as much as on. If there are screen personalities who essentially play only slight variations of themselves (and that wasn’t Murphy), there are also actors and actresses whose greatest gift is a direct line to the telepathic — their own private connection to a deep reservoir of swirling, intense emotion, which they are then free to tap into and pour into whatever roles they tackle. They paint in bold, insistent, impulsive strokes, not the mannered accoutrements of accents or other learned pieces of the craft of acting.
That was Murphy, to me. With her large, expressive eyes, she could do manic and fearful with ease (e.g., Don’t Say a Word), but she was a pip with comedy (e.g., Clueless) and also had a gift at slipping into melancholic quiet (e.g., 8 Mile) in a manner that silently telegraphed a character’s unspoken hopes, fears and regrets. I will say this definitively, too: it’s a shame that Murphy’s starring role in a Janis Joplin biopic never went off. That, I believe, would have been a very solid vehicle for her talents, so adept was she — heartbreakingly, it turns out — at channeling doomed and troubled women.
Iron Man 2 Goes Viral; Manohla Dargis on Women, Hollywood
This summer’s sequel to box office smash Iron Man unspools the first threads of its viral campaign, per featured newspaper clipping photos on Screen Rant, while New York Times critic Manohla Dargis assays the complicated intersection of Women and Hollywood in an interesting interview with Jezebel’s Irin Carmon.
Reality Check: Increased 2009 Federal Spending Pie Chart

Well… so there’s that pesky fact above, fiscal conservatives who’ve suddenly found Jesus. Plus a couple credit card wars, and a $1.2 trillion prescription drug entitlement that ranks up there with the best oral sex ever delivered unto Big Pharma. But this Obama guy? I don’t like the cut of his jib. Or the color of his skin. Whaaaat? I mean… um, the content of his “socialist ideas.” Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Robert Downey, Jr. Honored in Cement at Grauman’s Chinese
Leonard Maltin has up some cool thoughts and pictures from behind the velvet rope of Monday’s hand- and footprint enshrinement of Robert Downey, Jr. at Grauman’s Chinese Theater — the 200th such induction to take place in the famous theater’s Hollywood Boulevard forecourt since 1927. And now I’ll likely be going dark for a while, trying to figure out how to cram 96 hours of work and other commitments into about 32 waking hours.
Shocking News: Avatar Embargo Does Not Hold
Since Fox’s embargo for Avatar is already shattered, maybe I’ll go ahead and post a review this weekend, prior to its December 18 opening. Actually, who am I kidding, with the volume of work I have? It’ll probably be early next week before I get around to it, sadly.
Yes, That’s a Monkey on Karl Rove’s Head

So apparently Crystal the Monkey visited Fox & Friends to promote tomorrow’s DVD release of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. And while I’m sure there’s a sophisticated organ grinder joke to be made that serves as a cutting metaphor for the Iraq War and the politicizing of terror, let’s be honest — this post is just so I can run a photo of a monkey sitting on Karl Rove‘s head.
Public Service Announcement Break: ONE New Moment
Meet the New Sam Waterston
Robert Sean Leonard is pretty much the new Sam Waterston, right? I mean… I’m just saying. The financial services ads can’t be more than 10 years around the corner.
AFM Announcements Include Intriguing New Comedy Pairing
Of all the new projects mentioned in this look at American Film Market announcement slate from Screen International — including Sofia Coppola’s Somewhere, starring Stephen Dorff, and the next film from Gavin O’Connor, who kind of got screwed on the release of Pride and Glory — I think I’m most intrigued by news that Nicole Holofcener (Walking and Talking, Friends with Money) will direct an untitled James McAvoy/Seth Rogen comedy about a sick man who must overcome a series of challenges on the road to recovery. She’s a wildly underrated director, and that’s an intriguing pairing that already has me leaning forward in my seat, future date to be determined.
What If Adriana Lima Were One of the Na’vi in Avatar?
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So what would Adriana Lima look like as one of the blue-hued Na’vi, from Avatar? Oh… still pretty hot, I guess.
Bill Maher Rages, Roger Avary Tweets from Jail
Over at the Huffington Post, Bill Maher wonders just how much of a fan of Deep Cover President Obama is. Meanwhile, Roger Avary tweets from jail, while serving a one-year sentence for vehicular manslaughter. One is funny for its dark truths, the other just kind of sad.