Category Archives: Ephemera

Lori Petty Refuses to Endorse Murder of Projectionist

Chatting later today with Lori Petty, in advance of the final Los Angeles Film Festival screening of her autobiographical directorial debut, The Poker House, at 7 p.m. at the Majestic Crest Theatre in Westwood. Monday afternoon’s screening, at the Landmark Theatre, was unfortunately marred by technical difficulties, but an in-attendance Petty picked the perfect lull in the proceedings for this interjection from the dark: “I’m sorry about this guys. It’s not the print, because it’s the same one from Friday night (the movie’s world premiere). So I’m sad… and angry.”

Comedy Surrogates Hathaway, Malco Duel on Late Night

I just put a bullet in Friday evening’s episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien, with both Anne Hathaway and Romany Malco guesting, and it has a peculiar flavor of improbable victory and defeat when viewed through the lens of the weekend box office shakedown of Get Smart and The Love Guru, their respective projects.

Hathaway was in full, flirty, hard-sell mode, peddling stories of her alt-porn name (Sandy Chestnut) and anecdotes about doing absinthe shots with Steve Carell during an in-production jaunt to Russia. She also laughed giddily — the forward-leaning, eager-to-placate kind of laugh — at all of O’Brien’s jokes, and reminisced about her a cappella experience at Vassar, something she shared with Conan’s wife. Plenty of charm overall, but it still felt nervous and clutchy — there was a desperateness to please, with Hathaway talking about how people were really responding so positively to the movie, which is what one says when they’re pitching a film about Sudanese orphans or a crack-smoking high school teacher, not a big summer action-comedy.

Malco, meanwhile, was all smooth angles and charisma, talking about skating, which he had to pick up for the movie (“If you suffer from NoAssAtAll, put on some skates…”) and sharing how it helped bring him together with fiancée Taryn Dakha, stand-in and stunt and body double for Jessica Alba. And yet look at how the theatrical gate shook down. As much as Carell’s star is waxing, this beat-down really is a referendum on Mike Myers as much as anything else.

Steve Carell Drops By The Late Show

I just put a bullet in Tuesday night’s episode of The Late Show, on which Steve Carell appeared to tout tomorrow’s release of Get Smart, and share stories of Father’s Day gifts from his kids (he joked that he told his 7-year-old daughter it wasn’t true that the best gifts are made, not bought) with host David Letterman. An awful lot of the one-segment chat was non-movie-related, interestingly enough. The competitive reception of Get Smart — an adaptation that an entire generation doesn’t even know is an adaptation, kind of like 2002’s I Spy — up against the return of Mike Myers in The Love Guru will be an interesting barometer reading of possibly converging comedy stars.

Jaman Subtitler: Something Your Parents Still Won’t Watch

So Jaman has a subtitle feature which allows users to create their own Mystery Science Theater 3000-esque mash-up, choosing from dozens of clips of weird films and then turning said scene even further on its ear by adding one’s own subtitles, and then sharing it friends. You know, kind of like a Mad Lib for movies. Whither clips for Showgirls or Alone in the Dark, though?

The Love Guru Sings About Work, Sex and Drugs

In addition to cheekily assaying Eastern-influenced self-help culture, The Love Guru also lets Mike Myers get his musical ya-yas out. The movie opens with a version of the theme song from 9 to 5, works in a scrupulous, sitar-influenced cover of the 1990 acoustic shut-up-and-fuck-me ballad “More than Words,” from Extreme (right down to a mimicking of the moves from the shot-in-the-round music video), and closes with a Bollywood version of Steve Miller Band’s “The Joker” under the end credits. Yes, seriously.

Jenna Fischer Sparkles on The Late Show

Jenna Fischer appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman last night, in promotion of The Promotion, a quiet but good little movie that could use the extra push. After joking with Letterman about the slightly more revealing dress that she opted out of, Fischer talked a bit about recovering from her back injury of last year, taking up jogging, and picking oranges from a tree in the yard of the neighbor of The Office costar Steve Carell, whose house gives her a nice mile-and-a-half route. She also talked about growing up in the Missouri Ozarks, and the popularity of Bagnall Dam and “Party Cove,” all of which culminated with an impression of an animatronic man who guards a mock outhouse (one of those regional things, don’tcha know). She’s still something of a newbie on the talk show circuit, but Fischer’s top-shelf skill with comedically-inflected delivery extends to all manner of anecdotes, something I can attest to, having interviewed her this past week. More on that to follow in the coming days…

Clip Art: The Boondocks Hits DVD

The second season of The Boondocks — Aaron McGruder’s politically charged comic strip turned animated series, not to be confused with Troy Duffy’s The Boondock Saints — hits DVD on June 10, with all 13 domestically broadcast episodes, plus two exclusive episodes too hot to air in the United States, as well as audio commentaries and other bonus features. To access clips from the show, click here, here and here. To purchase the set via Amazon, meanwhile, click here.

LAFF Sets Big Family Day Premiere

The Los Angeles Film Festival today announced that Walden Media and New Line Cinema’s Journey to the Center of the Earth will make its world premiere with a special 3-D screening as part of the festival’s annual Family Day celebration on Sunday, June 29, at 3:00 p.m. at the Mann Village Theater. One of the festival’s big summer blockbuster premieres (others include Wanted and Hellboy II: The Golden Army, as noted here) the Journey debut is open to the public. Directed by Eric Brevig, the film stars Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson and Anita Briem.

The festival’s popular Family Day celebration, sponsored by Playhouse Disney, will take place on Sunday, June 29 from 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. on Broxton Avenue in Westwood. The one-day event features free screenings, games, booths, live stage performances, pony rides, a petting zoo and more. The Playhouse Disney Tent will host activities throughout the day, including a tentatively scheduled appearance by Handy Manny; there will also be DVD giveaways of Nim’s Island and Her Best Move, plus the Geffen Playhouse’s “Shipwrecked! An Entertainment” activity booth. Family Day will also feature a screening of Walt Disney’s beloved classic Peter Pan, as a tribute to the late Ollie Johnston, whose death in April truly marked the end of an era — that of classic hand-drawn Disney animation. The last of the studio’s original “Nine Old Men,” Johnston worked on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Bambi, Pinocchio and The Jungle Book, among countless other films.

The Los Angeles Film Festival runs from Thursday, June 19 through Sunday, June 29. Over the course of 10 days and 11 nights, the public is invited to take advantage of world premieres including independent films and major studio releases, as well as tribute screenings, outdoor movies, celebrity-filled red carpets and more. Festival passes are now available; individual tickets are available through phone and online sales beginning June 2. For more information, click here.

Sydney Pollack Dead at 73

Oscar-winning filmmaker Sydney Pollack, who last year bowed out of helming the just-released HBO flick Recount for health reasons, passed away Monday evening at the age of 73 from cancer. Very sad, all the way around, as Pollack — who acted in the Oscar-winning Michael Clayton and whose last two films behind the camera were 2005’s The Interpreter and the documentary Sketches of Frank Gehry — was one of the industry’s true nice guys, and a good, thoughtful interview to boot. He had varied interests, but also a real love of films in general, as evidenced by the fact that you could hold an interesting conversation with him about movies in which he was not involved.

Jackson, Del Toro Host Special Hobbit Web Chat

With the beginning of pre-production on The Hobbit in sight, executive producer Peter Jackson and director Guillermo del Toro will answer fan questions during a live, one-hour live web chat tomorrow, May 24. Fans with an interest in The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings should click here to register and submit questions in advance. Del Toro and Jackson will select and answer the 20 most common questions, so forget about all those weight-loss queries. Or, I don’t know… stack the deck — totally your call.

Swedish Storm Hits DVD*

The 2005 Swedish fantasy thriller Storm, from co-directors Måns Mårlind and Björn Stein, hits DVD this week via TLA Releasing’s “Danger After Dark” imprint. Starring Eric Ericson, Eva Rose, Lina Englund, Karl Norrhall and Sasha Becker, the film is described as a cross between The Matrix and Nightwatch — a thrill ride with gut-punching action and gory murders, but presumably no Keanu Reeves. Ericson stars as Donny, a slacker whose life takes a terrifying turn when a fiery-haired woman enters his life possessing a box which may hold the answers to the mystery of human existence. Plunged into a harrowing adventure, the pair travel through time and fight off dangerous assassins bent on claiming the mysterious object. But time is quickly running out for Donny, and soon he’s caught up in the battle between good and evil, leaving the very future of mankind in his bloody hands. Housed in a clear Amray case, the DVD comes in 1.85 anamorphic widescreen, with a Dolby 5.1 surround sound Swedish language track with optional English subtitles, as well as an English language dubbed version. To watch the movie’s trailer, click here.

* Halle Berry not included

Sean Penn Plays Superhero Card on Barack Obama

So Sean Penn is heading up the jury of the Cannes Film Festival, which kicked off this week, and he had some weird words for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama
at the festival’s opening press conference, when asked about the American political landscape, and whether he would be offering any endorsements.

“I don’t have a candidate I’m supporting and I’m certainly interested and
excited by the hope that Barack Obama is inspiring,” Penn said, according to the United Kingdom’s Telegraph. But Penn then went on to
accuse the junior senator from Illinois of a “phenomenally inhuman and unconstitutional” voting record
, and added,
“I hope that he will understand, if he is the nominee, the degree of
disillusionment that will happen if he doesn’t become a greater man than he
will ever be.” Errr… OK, so… he has to be a superhero? Penn also then complained that he had been
“discouraged from smoking,
before lighting up and chain-smoking his way through the press conference.”
Total bad-ass. Nutty, but bad-ass…

How Many Fedoras Does Indiana Jones Need?

There’s a nice short piece in the Los Angeles Times today, by Paul Davidson, which focuses on costume designer Bernie Pollack (yes, brother of multi-hyphenate Sydney) and his work for the forthcoming Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Not surprisingly, the film presented some unique challenges. “The last film was made 18 years ago,” says Pollack. “Everybody that worked on it was out of business. The hat maker was gone. The costumer was gone. So I had to start from scratch. I had to find fabric, find people who could make it. I mean, I’m making an iconic movie. He has got to look as good or better than in the other films in the series. If he looks less than that, I’m an ass.”

All’s well that ends well, of course, and eventually Pollack found his perfectly distressed archaeologist gear, he claims. Of course, as insurance against damage from water, fire, dirt, blood (fake and otherwise), stunts and anything else that might happen, Pollack wanted to play it safe and order in bulk, and the not-quite-cash-strapped production was happy to oblige. The final tally for Harrison Ford’s character: 30 identical fedoras, 30 leather jackets, 60 pairs of khaki pants and 72 shirts.

Emile Hirsch Talks Cereal, Speed Racer

Emile Hirsch was on Late Night with Conan O’Brien last night, to promote the cattle-prod to the senses that is Speed Racer. No matter that it’s a $100 million-plus movie; Hirsch still only pulled one segment, which made for a careening anecdotal ride, as he recounted his discovered-in-rerun love for the original cartoon (he’d watch while eating cereal at his dad’s, using A&W Root Beer instead of milk), the movie’s Berlin shoot (including a trailer misunderstanding in which a production assistant mistakenly inferred that Hirsch was/is gay), and audience reaction to the movie. Nothing about Larry/Lana Wachowski’s sexual reassignment surgery, though. Hmmm. Overall, good times, and a pretty smooth sales job — no sweaty desperation or shown seams.

Warner Bros. Pulls Out of Indie Business

Holy crap — so Warner Bros. is axing its specialty interests, according to Variety, severing ties with both Picturehouse and Warner Independent, and in the process eliminating more than 70 positions. “With New Line now a key part of Warner Bros., we’re able to handle films across the entire spectrum of genres and budgets without overlapping production, marketing and distribution infrastructures,” says Alan Horn, Warner Bros.’ president and chief operating officer. “After much painstaking analysis, this was a difficult decision to make, but it reflects the reality of a changing marketplace and our need to prudently run our businesses with increased efficiencies.” Translation: “more than ever, if it doesn’t have franchise potential, a comfortable genre slotting and/or a position for two major stars, or someone else didn’t already spend the money to make it, we’re not interested.” This is one of those things that doesn’t play for even casual Jane and Johnny Arthouse fans, but it sucks for American film, period.

Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey Wed?

So Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are married… wait, what?! The pair — he 27 years old, she 39, and crazy — apparently tied the knot in a sunset ceremony at Carey’s home in the Bahamas on Wednesday. “They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks,” a friend told the New York Post. “And she’s always had a crush on him.” Oh. Well… good. There’s that, then. There’s a “me and Mariah/baby and pacifiers” joke to be made here, but honestly I can’t even summon the energy.