Watching Monica Seles glide awkwardly and Shannon Elizabeth grin like a prize racehorse on part of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, which I had to do for research relating to Adam Carolla, and his new film, The Hammer, I was struck by a thought: wouldn’t it be great if celebrities were drafted into reality shows like this by a draft lottery/jury duty system? I mean, we all know celebs would never get seated on a real jury, so this sort of forced conscription would be a way that they could… you know, give back to society. I haven’t fully thought it out, but this might be part of my campaign platform for president in 2012.