Shared Darkness
A Communal Life in Film and DVD, Examined
Warner Bros. Flubs The Perfect Storm Blu-ray Sell-Thru [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/10/2010 3:10 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Noah Baumbach Returns Armond White's Dislike, By Proxy [Read Article]
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Obama Haunted by Ex-Presidents [Read Article]
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David Lynch Reminisces About Turning Down Return of the Jedi [Read Article]
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Actors Drafted for Soapy Hot Tub Time Machine Promotion [Read Article]
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Vulture Rounds Up the Worst of Film for 2009 [Read Article]
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44 Inch Chest Sets Off Tripwires of Teen Intrigue [Read Article]
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If I Dropped Acid... [Read Article]
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Golden Globe Nomination Interview with Bono Goes Off Rails [Read Article]
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Ashley Dupre Services More Clients... as Relationship Columnist [Read Article]
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American Airlines Recasts Disney's Up [Read Article]
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Yes, That's a Monkey on Karl Rove's Head [Read Article]
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Meet the New Sam Waterston [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 11/24/2009 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
What Do Stormtroopers Do on Their Days Off? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 11/12/2009 10:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
What If Adriana Lima Were One of the Na'vi in Avatar? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 11/5/2009 12:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Actors Like To Be Praised and Directed, Even in Interviews [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 10/14/2009 12:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Kanye West's Thoughts on Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Win [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 10/9/2009 12:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
James Franco to Guest on... General Hospital? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 10/6/2009 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
How Deeply Do Cell Phones Confound Hollywood? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 9/22/2009 11:50 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Saving You $10: All About Steve's Best Joke [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 9/6/2009 9:45 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Is NBC Crapping On Conan O'Brien Via Jay Leno Show Promos? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 9/6/2009 8:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ball Tapping 101 [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/29/2009 7:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Adolf Hitler Doesn't Like the Avatar Trailer [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/27/2009 9:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Spinal Tap Short Film Debuts on iTunes [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/25/2009 6:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
A Much Better Promotional Tie-In Than Bloody Mattresses [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/20/2009 5:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Apocalypse Watch: Lindsay Lohan Joins Crazy Machete Cast [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/20/2009 4:30 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
What if Democrats Were More Like Republicans? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/18/2009 11:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
David Knell Solicits Spring Break Questions [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/13/2009 6:35 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Cheri Oteri Wants To Be Your Life Coach [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/11/2009 10:35 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Wristbands Help Celebrate Bouncy 1980s Spring Break Flicks [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/4/2009 12:55 AM | View Comments (7) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
G.I. Joe Screens Only for Positive-Minded Critics [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 8/4/2009 12:35 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
What Do Bill Kristol and Jake Lloyd Have in Common? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 7/28/2009 12:45 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
She Swallowed It... and By It, I Mean Her Hair [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 7/23/2009 9:55 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Hey, At Least They Own It... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 7/14/2009 12:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Alec Baldwin Cracks Back on Jack Cafferty [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 7/12/2009 9:00 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Sacha Baron Cohen Interviews Real Terrorist for Brüno [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 7/8/2009 12:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Transformers Sequel Will Destabilize Your Limbic System [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 7/1/2009 2:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Oh, Rambo's Over-the-Top Violence Was Because of Burma... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/19/2009 6:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Some Thoughts on Year One [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/18/2009 11:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
David Lynch's Interview Project Enters Second Week [Read Article]
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David Lynch's Interview Project Spotlights Old Coots [Read Article]
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Sandra Bullock, Betty White Shit Upon Ryan Reynolds [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/18/2009 8:50 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
A Power Trip [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/5/2009 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Movieline Sets Sights on "Crazy White Bitches" [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/1/2009 5:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Harry Knowles Whines About Wolverine, I Just Shrug... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/1/2009 11:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Why Matthew McConaughey Is Like Baby Powder [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/30/2009 2:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Elizabeth Banks Deconstructs 17 Again, Zac Efron Crush [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/28/2009 8:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Sean Penn Gives Acting Advice to Dick Cheney, Newt Gingrich [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/21/2009 11:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Kevin Smith Totally Got Laid Today [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/18/2009 5:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
A Look at Look's Banned "Obscene" Postcards [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/18/2009 5:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
But It's Safer than Your Typical Weekend Meth Binge... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/17/2009 2:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Trend Watch: Female Asses Waxing! [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/16/2009 12:20 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Don't Look Now, But Scott Caan Is a Photojournalist [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/15/2009 10:15 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Sam Rubin Clearly Has Not Seen Dragonball: Evolution [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/12/2009 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ronald Reagan Didn't Want Jon Favreau to Be the PG-13 Guy Who Everybody Hopes Is Gonna Pull It Off... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/26/2009 2:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Did I Accidentally Drop LSD Last Night? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/22/2009 6:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
20th Century Fox Taunts Via Twitter [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/19/2009 3:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Bolt Director Speaks Out [Read Article]
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What Does Karl Rove Have in Common with Jesus Christ? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/17/2009 7:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Joaquin Phoenix Leaps From Stage, Attacks Rap Heckler [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/12/2009 10:10 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Miss March Will Make Harrison Ford Chortle at Least Once [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/12/2009 2:25 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ewan McGregor Does Not Use Twitter [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/9/2009 6:35 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Lee Evans Had It Right, Man... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/5/2009 12:10 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ali Larter Should Ink Cool Whip Endorsement Deal [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/28/2009 12:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Kevin Pollak Discovers YouTube, Twitter [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/25/2009 7:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Kristen Stewart Will Learn Synonyms for "Psychotic" [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/24/2009 8:40 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Is Freedom Jones the New Alan Smithee? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/19/2009 11:55 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Uwe Boll Wants Your Money [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/19/2009 10:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
An External Representation of Greg Paulus' True Nature [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/11/2009 4:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Salma Hayek's Breasts Designated U.N. Ambassadors [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/10/2009 10:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Christian Bale Now Shares Something with Homer Simpson [Read Article]
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What Does Jason Statham Think of Uwe Boll? [Read Article]
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Joaquin Phoenix Talks About Quitting Acting, Taking Up Rap [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/4/2009 8:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Christian Bale Screams Down Cinematographer [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/3/2009 9:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Robert De Niro Demands I Give Him a Painting [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/2/2009 8:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Dakota Fanning Gets Drunk, Push-y [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/30/2009 8:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Uninvited Can't Get No Satisfaction, Despite Prophylactic [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/28/2009 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Luke Y. Thompson Assays the New CityBeat [Read Article]
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SAG Awards Media Advisory Touts Grocery List [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/22/2009 12:20 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Yes, Fanboys Features Kristen Bell in a Princess Leia Bikini [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/17/2009 8:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
2008 LAFCA Awards Honor Sean Penn, Others [Read Article]
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Joaquin Phoenix to Launch Rap Career? [Read Article]
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It's Probably Not a Banana in Her Pocket... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/16/2009 12:10 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ryan Seacrest Tries to High-Five Blind Guy [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/14/2009 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Being a Composer Not Good Enough, Alexandre Desplat Told [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/13/2009 4:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Saturday Night Live Taps a Vein with Frost/Other People [Read Article]
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Pepsi the Best Soft Drink with Weed, Notorious Says [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/9/2009 2:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
In Regards to Lizzy Caplan's Boobs... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/3/2009 4:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Foreign Film Fans Send Bernie Madoff a Message [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 1/2/2009 8:00 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Los Angeles Times Joins Ben Lyons Shit Parade [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 12/29/2008 1:00 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
In Regards to Heirloom Tomatoes... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 12/26/2008 11:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tissue Used by Scarlett Johansson Fetches $5,000?! [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 12/23/2008 9:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
John Ottman on Re-Recording John Wayne's McLintock! [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 12/21/2008 7:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Eliza Dushku Has Great/Crappy Last-Minute X-Mas Gift Idea [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 12/20/2008 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Jennifer Aniston Goes Nude for GQ [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 12/11/2008 2:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Why Will Print Media Never Truly Die? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 12/11/2008 10:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
15 Second Films Abound Via Online Festival [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 12/5/2008 4:50 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
A Little Tropic Thunder Role Playing [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 11/15/2008 6:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Happy Birthday, Olga Kurylenko [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 11/14/2008 6:50 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Opie, Fonzie and Andy Taylor Rock the Vote [Read Article]
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