Shared Darkness
A Communal Life in Film and DVD, Examined
Molly Ringwald Begs John Hughes for 16 to 24 More Candles [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 7/1/2008 2:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Jenna Fischer Will Now Piss on You [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/28/2008 6:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Boom Goes Wanted! [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/24/2008 10:10 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ever Dreamed of Swimming Naked with Watermelons? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/19/2008 6:30 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Jaman Subtitler: Something Your Parents Still Won't Watch [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/17/2008 10:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Love Guru Honors Mariska Hargitay [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/15/2008 11:40 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
But Without This Effect, What Would Cutters of Martin Lawrence Trailers Do? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/11/2008 12:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Scarlett Johansson Nurses Crush on Obama Via Email [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/10/2008 12:05 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
On The Love Guru's Opening Joke [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/7/2008 9:10 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Obama Takes Off Pants, Finds Self [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/6/2008 6:11 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Clint Eastwood Tells Spike Lee to "Shut His Face" [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/6/2008 5:49 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
MTV Movie Awards To Soon Honor Self? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 6/2/2008 12:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Jigsaw's Next Twisted Game... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/29/2008 9:25 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Drunkenness, as Quantified by The Foot Fist Way [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/28/2008 12:20 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
More Frightening: Tom Cruise or Sarah Jessica Parker? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/28/2008 12:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Why Does Lindsay Lohan Want to Date Me? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/27/2008 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Uwe Boll Talks Future Projects [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/24/2008 12:35 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Now Obama Really Can Put His Foot Up Someone's Ass... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/20/2008 7:10 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Three Stooges in Three Dumb Clucks [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/20/2008 12:10 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Sean Penn Plays Superhero Card on Barack Obama [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/16/2008 6:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
What's in a Dream? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/16/2008 5:35 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Blog Watch: Things Younger than John McCain [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/15/2008 5:20 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Uwe Boll Preps Movie About Sudanese Genocide [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/14/2008 2:30 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
President Bush Gives Up Golf for Troops? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/14/2008 12:05 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Happy Pie Humping, Jason Biggs [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/12/2008 12:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
How Many Fedoras Does Indiana Jones Need? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/10/2008 9:20 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Wait... a Donnie Darko Sequel?! [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/9/2008 10:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Stride Gum Hates Uwe Boll [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/7/2008 7:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tom Hanks Endorses Obama, Personally [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/3/2008 7:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Chuck Norris Solves Immigration Problem [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/2/2008 6:36 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tom Cruise Drops Back-to-Back Oprah Sequels [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/2/2008 6:04 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Sienna Miller's Sexual Preference [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/2/2008 12:05 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Lesbos Islanders Dispute Gay Name... In Court [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 5/1/2008 7:55 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Onion Tweaks Iron Man [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/30/2008 6:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Happy Birthday (Suit), Jessica Alba [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/28/2008 12:05 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Nicholas Stoller Talks 83 Frames of Penis [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/25/2008 12:45 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
President Bush Makes Crank Calls [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/20/2008 12:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
It'd Be Double the Gangliness... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/19/2008 12:10 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Kristen Bell Shills for McLovin Fund [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/17/2008 3:50 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tommy Lee Jones Gets Sassy [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/12/2008 11:45 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Mock Fan Site Fetes Sarah Marshall [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/11/2008 7:04 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Petition Seeks to Hand Valkyrie to Uwe Boll [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/9/2008 11:55 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Spike Lee Slams the Clintons [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/7/2008 10:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
South Park Puts "What What" in the Butt? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/7/2008 12:05 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Chris Rock Cameos at Pellicano Trial [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/6/2008 2:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Scientology Video Proves Tom Cruise Crazy, But Intense [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/5/2008 12:05 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Clooney Dons Cape of Self-Effacement [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/4/2008 12:05 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
PG-13 Shotgun Stories? [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/3/2008 12:05 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Baby Mama Doesn't Read Newsweek [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/2/2008 12:05 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Hillary Uses Rocky Theme Song [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 4/2/2008 12:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Jesus Only Halfway Up the First Base Line... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/28/2008 5:22 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Reinstate the (Celebrity Dance) Draft! [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/26/2008 12:40 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ben Affleck's Gotta Eat, Yo! [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/26/2008 7:55 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
"I Knew that Guy Looked Familiar," Says Dude Out $20 [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/22/2008 1:24 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Adult Flick Cheerleaders Notches Dual Format Mark [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/22/2008 1:18 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Please Analyze This, Freud [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/20/2008 6:59 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Set to Not Screen for Critics in Early 2010... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/11/2008 9:25 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Sharon Stone, Vagina Turn 50 [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/10/2008 7:25 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Karl Rove Mocked at Iowa Speech [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/10/2008 7:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
When Kittens Attack [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/10/2008 12:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
That. Just. Happened! [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/9/2008 3:00 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Why Owen Wilson Can't do Roundtable Interviews... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/7/2008 12:45 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Photo Debut: Tropic Thunder [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/6/2008 4:30 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Doomsday Averted [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/6/2008 7:11 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
On Nick Nolte's Online Diary [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 3/5/2008 12:00 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Michael Bay Likes Things To Be Awesome [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/29/2008 12:06 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Other Boleyn Girl, Feeling Green [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/29/2008 8:50 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
On Semi-Pro's Marketing [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/28/2008 6:27 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Lindsay Lohan Wins Razzies [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/28/2008 6:13 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Bush, Obama Make T-Shirts [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/25/2008 6:26 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Happy Birthday, Tea Leoni [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/25/2008 5:30 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
He Majored in Hair, I Guess... [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/22/2008 12:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
French Stewart is Still Alive [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/20/2008 12:10 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Lindsay Lohan Bares All [Read Article]
Posted by Brent Simon at 2/20/2008 12:05 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Gossip on The Wolf Man [Read Article]