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Sean Penn Gives Acting Advice to Dick Cheney, Newt Gingrich

Posted by Brent Simon at 4/21/2009 11:00 PM | Add Comment

Kevin Smith Totally Got Laid Today

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A Look at Look's Banned "Obscene" Postcards

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But It's Safer than Your Typical Weekend Meth Binge...

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Trend Watch: Female Asses Waxing!

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Don't Look Now, But Scott Caan Is a Photojournalist

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Sam Rubin Clearly Has Not Seen Dragonball: Evolution

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Ronald Reagan Didn't Want Jon Favreau to Be the PG-13 Guy Who Everybody Hopes Is Gonna Pull It Off...

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Did I Accidentally Drop LSD Last Night?

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20th Century Fox Taunts Via Twitter

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Bolt Director Speaks Out

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What Does Karl Rove Have in Common with Jesus Christ?

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Joaquin Phoenix Leaps From Stage, Attacks Rap Heckler

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Miss March Will Make Harrison Ford Chortle at Least Once

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Ewan McGregor Does Not Use Twitter

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Lee Evans Had It Right, Man...

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Ali Larter Should Ink Cool Whip Endorsement Deal

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Kevin Pollak Discovers YouTube, Twitter

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Kristen Stewart Will Learn Synonyms for "Psychotic"

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Is Freedom Jones the New Alan Smithee?

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Uwe Boll Wants Your Money

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An External Representation of Greg Paulus' True Nature

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Salma Hayek's Breasts Designated U.N. Ambassadors

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Christian Bale Now Shares Something with Homer Simpson

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What Does Jason Statham Think of Uwe Boll?

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Joaquin Phoenix Talks About Quitting Acting, Taking Up Rap

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Christian Bale Screams Down Cinematographer

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Robert De Niro Demands I Give Him a Painting

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Dakota Fanning Gets Drunk, Push-y

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The Uninvited Can't Get No Satisfaction, Despite Prophylactic

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Luke Y. Thompson Assays the New CityBeat

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SAG Awards Media Advisory Touts Grocery List

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Yes, Fanboys Features Kristen Bell in a Princess Leia Bikini

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2008 LAFCA Awards Honor Sean Penn, Others

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Joaquin Phoenix to Launch Rap Career?

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It's Probably Not a Banana in Her Pocket...

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Ryan Seacrest Tries to High-Five Blind Guy

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Being a Composer Not Good Enough, Alexandre Desplat Told

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Saturday Night Live Taps a Vein with Frost/Other People

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Pepsi the Best Soft Drink with Weed, Notorious Says

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In Regards to Lizzy Caplan's Boobs...

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Foreign Film Fans Send Bernie Madoff a Message

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Los Angeles Times Joins Ben Lyons Shit Parade

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In Regards to Heirloom Tomatoes...

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Tissue Used by Scarlett Johansson Fetches $5,000?!

Posted by Brent Simon at 12/23/2008 9:45 AM | Add Comment

John Ottman on Re-Recording John Wayne's McLintock!

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Eliza Dushku Has Great/Crappy Last-Minute X-Mas Gift Idea

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Jennifer Aniston Goes Nude for GQ

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Why Will Print Media Never Truly Die?

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15 Second Films Abound Via Online Festival

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A Little Tropic Thunder Role Playing

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Happy Birthday, Olga Kurylenko

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Opie, Fonzie and Andy Taylor Rock the Vote

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Robert De Niro Tees Off on Commercial Director

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Of Boobs and Truth...

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Defamer Craps on Ben Lyons

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Make Sarah Palin Talk!

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Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals

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"Don't Vote," Say Celebrities

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Homer Simpson Votes Obama... Well, Tries To

Posted by Brent Simon at 10/2/2008 12:00 PM | Add Comment

Who Wants to Say Thank You to President Bush?

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Slate Predicts Next 10 John McCain Hail Marys

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Sarah Silverman Targets Jewish Grandparent Swing Vote

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Choke Gets Off a Great Rape Line

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John McCain Is a No Show on The Late Show

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Tyra Banks Hearts Laurence Fishburne

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Megan Fox: The Obligatory GQ Interview Link

Posted by Brent Simon at 9/16/2008 4:00 PM | Add Comment

Republican Is a Four-Letter Word to John McCain

Posted by Brent Simon at 9/16/2008 3:55 PM | Add Comment

Spirits in a Material World

Posted by Brent Simon at 9/16/2008 6:00 AM | Add Comment

"Drill, Baby, Drill!"

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Judd Apatow Demands, Gets DP Janusz Kaminski

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Chris Matthew Assays John McCain's "Mrs. Doubtfire Strategy"

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Robert Englund Doesn't Remember Neville Brand Trying to Rape Anyone

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Juneau What I Mean?

Posted by Brent Simon at 9/3/2008 6:35 AM | Add Comment

Presidential Candidates Get (Paper) Dolled Up

Posted by Brent Simon at 9/2/2008 9:15 AM | Add Comment

In Regards to the Relatability of 3 A.M. Moose Hunting...

Posted by Brent Simon at 9/1/2008 5:15 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Fake Tropic Thunder Documentary Hits iTunes

Posted by Brent Simon at 8/27/2008 10:50 AM | Add Comment

In Regards to My Possible Secret Life as a Drug Mule...

Posted by Brent Simon at 8/23/2008 11:30 PM | Add Comment

Rainn Wilson Kidnaps Jenna Fischer

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Angelina Jolie Replaces Tom Cruise, But Not in the Way Katie Holmes Hoped

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Aasif Mandvi Only Wears a Turban on His Off Days

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Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Campaign Ad

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Dennis Woodruff Is Still Around, Just So You Know

Posted by Brent Simon at 8/4/2008 10:05 AM | Add Comment

David Lynch's Damn Fine Coffee Will Ship to Your Door

Posted by Brent Simon at 8/3/2008 9:55 PM | Add Comment

Newsflash: August Movies Suck

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/31/2008 9:25 AM | Add Comment

Amy Smart's Breasts Are Drunk

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Citizens Try to Go Barney Fife on Karl Rove

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/27/2008 11:00 PM | Add Comment

Didn't See That Coming...

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/23/2008 9:55 PM | Add Comment

David Zucker Readies Michael Moore Takedown

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/23/2008 8:00 AM | Add Comment

Amy Smart Shows Ass, Bitch-Tosses Corey Haim

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/22/2008 1:25 AM | Add Comment

Hamlet 2 Embraces Plebian Rage

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/21/2008 4:00 PM | Add Comment

Celeb Gift Bags Reach Apex of Bizarreness

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GOP Rewards Big Talkers

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What Is Senator Patrick Leahy Doing in The Dark Knight?

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/11/2008 12:05 PM | Add Comment

Hellboy II's Ensemble: A Handy Primer

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/10/2008 1:00 PM | Add Comment

The Dark Knight Has a Code Name

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/9/2008 9:55 AM | Add Comment

On The Love Guru's Character Testing

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/3/2008 1:00 AM | Add Comment

Molly Ringwald Begs John Hughes for 16 to 24 More Candles

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/1/2008 2:15 PM | Add Comment

Jenna Fischer Will Now Piss on You

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Boom Goes Wanted!

Posted by Brent Simon at 6/24/2008 10:10 PM | Add Comment
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