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The Price of a Tweet

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Wrath of the Generic Pass

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Frank Langella Dishes Dirt in Forthcoming Memoir

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Ryan Seacrest Gets "Ash Bombed" on Oscar Red Carpet

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The Worst Best Picture Nominee of All Time?

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Jean Dujardin, Nicolas Cage Provide SNL Uplift

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Alamo Drafthouse Launches Line of Princess Bride Wines

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Uwe Boll Admits His Wife Hates His Movies

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Daniel Craig Slams the Kardashians

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Wrong Turn 4 Offers Up "Cannibal Cookbook"

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Warner Bros. Warns Writers How Death Feels About Being Cheated

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In Regards to Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes...

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She's Gotta Have It...

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Uwe Boll Talks Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, Set Accidents

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On Twitter, and My Top 5 Celeb Tweeters

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Ask, And Ye Might Receive... Well, Maybe

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In Regards to Blake Lively's Hacked Nude Photos

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Just Go With... Wait, What? I Have No Idea What That Is

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Mail Carrier Does Battle with Walking Dead Zombies

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Vulture Rounds Up Worst of Film for 2010

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Unsurprisingly, The Beaver Trailer Gets Profane Remix

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Movie Mash-Up: "You Look Like Shit"

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Winnebago Man

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Megamind Scrubs "Welcome to the Jungle" Lyrics

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Armond White Strikes Again, In Jackass Jackass 3-D Review

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Bad Times on the Horizon For Ray Liotta

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Carlos Smokes, While Shooting

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Kristen Bell's Movies Strip Away Sight, In Addition To Laughs

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Marc Maron Ponders Teabagging a Sleeping Ken Mehlman

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Wall Street Sequel Cameos: Giant Cell Phone > Charlie Sheen

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August 31: A Day in the Life...

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Five Stupid Gun Myths People Believe Because of Movies

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Napoleon Dynamite Lives On with T-Shirts of Dissent

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Piranha 3D Kickstarts Best Picture Campaign

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August 17: A Day in the Life...

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Eva Mendes Peddles Sex Tape on Funny or Die

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Luke Y. Thompson Wants Nicolas Cage To Punch Him in Face

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Charlie St. Cloud: Cuddling Is The New Shock Care

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"When It's a Number Two, I Look Like Number One..."

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In Their Minds, They Know the Constitution

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The Things That Pass For Problems in Modern America

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Yes, Jonah Hex Is That Short

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Les Grossman Gets His Own @#&*$ Movie!

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Lionsgate Amusingly Explains Killers Hush Job

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Tea Party Protesters Frequently Have Trouble Spelling

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Lionsgate Makes Junket Press Sign Killers NDAs

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Alice Eve Goes Braless in Sex and the City 2

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Infidelity in the Air at 2010 Cannes Festival

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Russell Crowe Will Kill You With His Bare Hands

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Marion Cotillard Reps "Forehead Tittaes"

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The Future of Film Criticism: Robot Critics?

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Where Art Thou, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City?

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Monster House Screenwriter Calls Steven Spielberg a Moron

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Warner Bros. Flubs The Perfect Storm Blu-ray Sell-Thru

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Noah Baumbach Returns Armond White's Dislike, By Proxy

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Obama Haunted by Ex-Presidents

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David Lynch Reminisces About Turning Down Return of the Jedi

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Actors Drafted for Soapy Hot Tub Time Machine Promotion

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Vulture Rounds Up the Worst of Film for 2009

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44 Inch Chest Sets Off Tripwires of Teen Intrigue

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If I Dropped Acid...

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Golden Globe Nomination Interview with Bono Goes Off Rails

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Ashley Dupre Services More Clients... as Relationship Columnist

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American Airlines Recasts Disney's Up

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Yes, That's a Monkey on Karl Rove's Head

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Meet the New Sam Waterston

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What Do Stormtroopers Do on Their Days Off?

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What If Adriana Lima Were One of the Na'vi in Avatar?

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Actors Like To Be Praised and Directed, Even in Interviews

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Kanye West's Thoughts on Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Win

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James Franco to Guest on... General Hospital?

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How Deeply Do Cell Phones Confound Hollywood?

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Saving You $10: All About Steve's Best Joke

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Is NBC Crapping On Conan O'Brien Via Jay Leno Show Promos?

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Ball Tapping 101

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Adolf Hitler Doesn't Like the Avatar Trailer

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Spinal Tap Short Film Debuts on iTunes

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A Much Better Promotional Tie-In Than Bloody Mattresses

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Apocalypse Watch: Lindsay Lohan Joins Crazy Machete Cast

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What if Democrats Were More Like Republicans?

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David Knell Solicits Spring Break Questions

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Cheri Oteri Wants To Be Your Life Coach

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Wristbands Help Celebrate Bouncy 1980s Spring Break Flicks

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G.I. Joe Screens Only for Positive-Minded Critics

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What Do Bill Kristol and Jake Lloyd Have in Common?

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She Swallowed It... and By It, I Mean Her Hair

Posted by Brent Simon at 7/23/2009 9:55 AM | Add Comment

Hey, At Least They Own It...

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Alec Baldwin Cracks Back on Jack Cafferty

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Sacha Baron Cohen Interviews Real Terrorist for Brüno

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Transformers Sequel Will Destabilize Your Limbic System

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Oh, Rambo's Over-the-Top Violence Was Because of Burma...

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Some Thoughts on Year One

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David Lynch's Interview Project Enters Second Week

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David Lynch's Interview Project Spotlights Old Coots

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Sandra Bullock, Betty White Shit Upon Ryan Reynolds

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A Power Trip

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Movieline Sets Sights on "Crazy White Bitches"

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Harry Knowles Whines About Wolverine, I Just Shrug...

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Why Matthew McConaughey Is Like Baby Powder

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Elizabeth Banks Deconstructs 17 Again, Zac Efron Crush

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