For my latest Blu-ray/DVD column, over at ShockYa, I examine the special wreckage of John Carter; sit in judgment on Nicolas Cage’s Seeking Justice as a turd pie; float down ABC’s dammed The River; assess that Michael Vartan and Sean Astin were justly Demoted; get angry at documentary Windfall; stare at Kelly Preston’s rack and Anthony Crivello’s hair in 1988’s Spellbinder; and wonder why today’s movie titles all bend toward play-it-safe timidity. Again, it’s all over at ShockYa, so click here for the full read.