So the big news today, and late yesterday too, I guess, was of course the arraignment on felony grand theft charges of Lindsay Lohan, who was charged in the alleged pinching of a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, CA store. Is that crime worth three years in jail, to which she could theoretically be sentenced? No, of course not. The judge in her previous drug case did promise six months in jail if she violated probation, however. So there will be time behind bars. One wonders if this is really yet the bottom, though, given Lohan’s seeming lack of self-seriousness about some of her problems.