It's a happy 31st birthday to Emma Heming, aka Mrs. Bruce Willis, a leggy Maltese falcon if ever there were one.


I don't know whether they met on the set of the perfectly awful Perfect Stranger — one of Heming's few acting credits — or that's a later gig Willis helped her get, but either way that's not something they should ever really spend much time discussing. Which then begs the question: what do they discuss? How she was 10 years old when Die Hard came out?