Over at MSNBC, Alonso Duralde has a blast with the bafflingly not-screened-for-critics Crank: High Voltage, saying, "Imagine a gonzo collaboration between Jean-Luc Godard, Michael Bay and Tex Avery on a weekend meth binge, and you begin to get an idea of what writer-directors Mark Neveldine and Brad Taylor have up their sleeves." Meanwhile, somewhere, Amy Smart throws up gang signs, and yells, "Holla!"