Straight-shooting Transformers costar Megan Fox has given an interview to GQ, touching on her disdain for the pro forma apologies of starlets, her affinity for both occasional ball-cupping and playing Metal Gear on Xbox with fiancé Brian Austin Green, and her teenage crush on a Russian stripper. It's here, if you need it. Or you can just click here for a photo, save yourself the read, and hear about it later from a friend.