Are paper dolls your thing, for some reason? Then by all means get collectible versions of both Barack Obama and John McCain, via Dover Publications' site. The resemblances are a bit off, but McCain's does have the stiff-arm thing going on. Looking at these, I'd love to see a film done with paper dolls, in the mold of Matt Stone and Trey Parker's Team America: World Police. Well... a short film, maybe... more along the lines of Todd Haynes' Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story, I guess.