GoateeSaver™ Portends Rise in Douchiness
No, it's not the latest lightweight advance in Hannibal Lecter face-guard technology. It's a GoateeSaver™, and the exact minute that this company raises enough money to firm up and finalize a big screen product placement deal with a major Hollywood studio film will represent the fourth sign of the coming apocalypse. It will also force me to kick a puppy.
TOTAL douche accessory! Gaa, just awful.
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For a second I thought it said Goatse-Saver... but this is almost as scary.
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Vomit. Terrible. Who can't shave straight, more or less?
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