So the first trailer for next summer's Terminator Salvation, directed by McG (who was honestly once called "McGenius" by an actress I interviewed), is online, but it's only a teaser thing of franchise callbacks and action mayhem: skulls crushed underfoot, Christian Bale, shit gettin' blowed up good, robots, etcetera. If Warner Bros. really wanted to play it bold with the Terminator Salvation teaser, it just would've been 30 seconds of a bloated, boozed-up Edward Furlong trying to get hold of his agent on the phone, demanding why he couldn't even get a meeting for the film.