Unthinkable Becomes Reality
This entry was posted on 5/10/2008 6:30 AM and is filed under Casting About,Irritations,Musings.
The favorite what-if scenario of ultra-right-wing nutters will get its day in
Unthinkable, which centers on a major threat to the United States involving
three nuclear devices whose locations are shrouded in secrecy by a single terrorist. With only two days before they are deployed, a black-ops interrogator and a female FBI agent have to decide how far they will go to find them.
Variety reports that
Buffalo Soldiers helmer Gregor Jordan will direct, and
Samuel L. Jackson will star (presumably as the black-ops interrogator, not the female FBI agent, which will be, I don't know, Julianne Moore? Rachel Weisz? Rachel McAdams?)
While this will surely,
finally give the talking heads at Fox News something other than
24 and
Jack Bauer to reference, given the conceit, the guy-and-gal commercial concession and, I'm sad to say, the involvement of Jackson,
does anyone doubt that this movie is going to suck in dispiriting ways? Jackson only tries in approximately every fourth film (the last time was in
Resurrecting the Champ... though I haven't seen Renny Harlin's direct-to-DVD
Cleaner), and everything about this reads
phone-it-in, gun-waving, loud-authoritative-voice-using Jackson, which we've seen approximately two dozen times before. Can't wait for the water-boarding recreations set to Hans Zimmer music, though. Oh wait... yes I can.
