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Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey Wed?

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This entry was posted on 5/8/2008 6:00 AM and is filed under Irritations,Ephemera.


So Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are married... wait, what?! The pair — he 27 years old, she 39, and crazy — apparently tied the knot in a sunset ceremony at Carey's home in the Bahamas on Wednesday. "They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks," a friend told the New York Post. "And she's always had a crush on him." Oh. Well... good. There's that, then. There's a "me and Mariah/baby and pacifiers" joke to be made here, but honestly I can't even summon the energy.

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    • 5/8/2008 7:43 AM aaron wrote:
      Hilarious Simon!
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    • 5/22/2008 6:21 AM Bitchy Bridegroom wrote:
      I think the joke is the $4million they're spending on a "renewal of their vows" ceremony next month in NYC. Seriously... if you're going to do the whole secret-wedding thing, why don't you wait at least a couple years between ceremonies? Taaaaaacky!
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