Chuck Norris Solves Immigration Problem
This entry was posted on 5/2/2008 6:36 AM and is filed under Amusements.
Wait a second... so
Chuck Norris actually has a syndicated column? Like, for reals? And
his last-resort, "Texas-tough" immigration solution is really to slap up "deadly force authorized" signs and
police the border with armed military personnel who've taken their ROE from first-person videogame shooters? Wouldn't it be more in keeping with
the groundbreaking Norris Doctrine of Foot-Fist Judgment (1993) to train said illegals in the ways of the roundhouse and unleash them upon portly drug runners, wife-beaters and then finally Al Qaeda?
