It’s a happy birthday to Jessica Paré, who turns 24 today. Who, you ask? Well, Paré made quite an impression in Denys Arcand’s Stardom in 2000, and then again in the following year’s Lost and Delirious, which was god-awful but included a young(er) Mischa Barton, and was at least notable for some lesbian canoodling with Piper Perabo. Jessica, where have you been? I gather you had a role on that TV show Jack & Bobby, but I try to avoid Christine Lahti at all costs, so that’s on rumor. C’mon, already, hook up the good twin/bad twin indie flick with dead ringer Liv Tyler… what’s the hold-up?